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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    What about 2:30am Sunday morning? Should you be passed out at said shop by then?
    Customarily, yes. Preferably sporting a sodden pair of under crackers and a vomit stained t-shirt. Surely the hallmarks of splendid evening.



    Quote Originally Posted by blue
    ... ...wrong thread
    No. No, I think you'll find that it's the right thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post


    Quote Originally Posted by blue
    ... ...wrong thread
    No. No, I think you'll find that it's the right thread.

    I was just crowing about the Mexicans scoring- now a distant dream-
    and quoting the Spanish chess player from 500 years ago, who issued the first ever bit of advice:

    ''Sit your opponent with the sun in his eyes''
    Ruy lopez.

    Unfortunately the shade came to the dutch goal all too soon.

    Guess it could be transferred to any situation / thread,
    or maybe not..
    hence the deletion


    Anyway the writing looks interesting.
    Unfortunately my reading comprehension is not what it was, so If you don't mind I'll wait for the flip book version.

    Eg some random books



    a hero dog raiding a hamburger (implied ).


    evolution
    some countries have not reached the end of the book yet...

    both novels probably won't flipping work on TD

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    I could draw it as a flip book blue.

    There's a 3D version coming out next month and Alton towers have been on the dog.


    As we speak Lego are bringing out a Lego shop, Lao Khao bottle and piss stained peasant box set for the kids.


    All go, here in the office...
    Do you know what nemesis means?

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    well done both. will finish reading it tonight. loved the buffalo chapter, was giggling like a little kid and getting funny side glances from the missus.
    have sent links to people back home...

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    Cliff's Notes
    Once upon a time in the East.

    A man travels to Thailand seeking sun, sex and alcohol.
    Buys a bar, finds both.
    Becomes and alcoholic and goes broke.
    Spends years living as a rural Issan peasant.
    Discovers he is petrified of snakes, centipedes, ants and spiders.
    Marries one, produces a few more.
    Spends days watching Issan peasant antics and hating cats.
    Spends nights drinking himself into oblivion to forget what he has seen.
    Can't forget so goes back to England to write a book about it as a warning to others..

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    Well done Mr Slap and you Smug,

    I hovered over the pay button for a while, but my right index finger just wouldn't click the friggin button, with this ringing in my ears...

    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Available now, for the price of a pint of lager...
    good luck with the sales, oh and........cheers

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    Monday lunchtime.

    Break out the sticky rice and get reading, people...



    ...it's your round, Bollinger.

    ^^^Cheers for the review, Baz. I put my heart, soul and liver into the last chaper - hope you enjoy it.

    ^^ A fair summary - but these are solely Isaan based frolics. None of your regular hackneyed tourist fables. We don't do those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s
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    ..it's your round, Bollinger
    Fair enough, just bought the 7th copy i do believe, Now to find the softest printer paper I can and then to place 135 days worth of reading in its rightful place, the cistern above my shitter

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    Would like to get it on my kindle. Tried Amazon, not available there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Fair enough, just bought the 7th copy i do believe
    You're a star! 7th on Mango books - some sales go through Amazon, which enables me to answer this query...


    Quote Originally Posted by Baas Babelaas
    Tried Amazon, not available there?
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti.../dp/B00LCE6N18

    Go for it...

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    I'm pretty sure I got it on kindle last night, should be on there waiting for me later today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke
    I'm pretty sure I got it on kindle last night
    Jizzy B; my man in Gao Lee. You got it yet?



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    I checked the author, it simple stated: gay.

    I don't understand.

    I gave several credit card numbers, and nothing happened.

    I don't understand.

    I wanted to be number 8, but I'm not sure if I am. I might be number 8, 9 and 10.

    It's not easy.

    I'm currently listening to:



    I will wake up, and I will kill in the name of Pop (I'm speaking Issan when I say that...)!!!

    How long? Not long? What I reap is what I sow, and I haven't paid the local workers for the rice crop yet.

    I am confused.


    I will wait til the morn. If nothing happens then I'll try again. Slaps and Smuggy deserve support. Both are excellent members and artists. Piss.
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    Thanks for the support, Booby.

    I've e-mail the bloke re, website not playing the game.

    Not happy about it Betsy, not happy at all.

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    I have an email, and I'm now a BooksMango member, that's good. Hopefully, I will have a book soon or see a route to get one.

    First time is always a new event...

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    ^ You shouldn't have had to go around the houses, but thanks Bets.

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    My niece is reading as I write. She's well known in literary circles in the UK. I do hope (for you) that there isn't a lot of 'cussing' in that tome!

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    Oh bollox....

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    ^ you better tell him about the cock drawings

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    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy
    I do hope (for you) that there isn't a lot of 'cussing' in that tome!
    It's minimal. ish.



    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
    Oh bollox....
    Oh bullocks!



    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    ^ you better tell him about the cock drawings
    Indeed, I believe there's a rooster tale in there somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    academic advisor for a rigourous course of study leading to a Teak Door Master's degree
    Ah, the pennys dropped a multi entry, multi year visa as an Educational Consultant. Excellent wheeze.

    Two fingers to the 90 day brigade.

    Do the weekend Thai newspapers have a Sunday Supplement Literature review column?

    Loy Toy - Marketing Mnager (South) a task for you or maybe Withnalls is pushing for a Muslim version for his neck of the woods?

    I do take umbrage with the pictures of the food.

    Cutlery in Issan .

    You must have lived the high life to be sure. Or you been looking at UK food revues.
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    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    "I weally like this hot and sticky yarn", crowed Waraporn during her commute home from the ceramics factory.


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    That Oh Bullocks saga was funny as fock

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    ^ Ta, Boll.

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