....n with that imagination, you should be writing books.
You know the 50 shades of shite sort of thing.:)
....n with that imagination, you should be writing books.
You know the 50 shades of shite sort of thing.:)
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Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
That's not what it says on the toilet wall at the Blue Oyster bar...
:rofl:
Erm, anyhow...
Agreed. Fame this fucker up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Lick
^^^You been hanging about toilets again mate.
Ta fella. Glad you're getting stuck in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
Pastimes in Isaan include spectating salacious beetles fornicating with wild abandon next to your award winning lager beer...
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It takes a certain kind of chap to initiate bloke to bloke contact via the doors of teak.
Now that the barbarity of the Ong Nut Beer Garden seems to be a thing of the past, it seems that a meeting between chaps is ok if it takes place in Brighton or Hove.
I really can't pull my penis hard enough or fast enough to express my sheer fucking delight over the fact that one of two fat mates i have, made it into print.
Is it ok to retire basking in the glory and quids of a mate?
Slap. If you get the film rights an' all the shite that goes wiv it...Can I play the part of, Por?
In my day, I was a bit of a thespian!
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Originally Posted by charleyboy
Which school?
The other place, I'd imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Can you drink petrol?Quote:
Originally Posted by charleyboy
Available on this site too; under 'travel essays'. Oh yes. Travel... essays...
Once Upon a Time in the East - eBook by Steven Edwards | XinXii
Sunday. A day custom designed for reading contemporary Southeast Asian based literature:
Step 1: Purchase the tome on the first page of this thread, available for the price of a packet of pork scratchings
Step 2: Perhaps then go to the market; that Sunday roast is gonna prepare itself, you know
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Step 3: Read, drink, eat...
Step 4: Assume the gait of a seasoned peasant
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Job's a fine one.
Not a phrase you see on here very often.Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Congrats to the authors of this amazing concept. Watch out for the knock on effect on Isaan house prices. ;)
^he's moved to Croydon to avoid the fallout.
You're right. My house could fetch a healthy five pounds sterling come 2017. One can live in hope.Quote:
Originally Posted by chassamui
In the meantime...
To the shop with you, my friends
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Been talking to Smug and have the number 1 guy in Pattaya to review your work and if he likes it will write a review for the papers and magazines here on the Eastern Seaboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
He presently writes reviews every month and is well respected here. He also has the best bookshop in Pattaya called "Star Books" for anyone that is looking for a good read.
He is looking forward to receiving a copy of your work and I will send the contacts details on to Smug.
All the best luck to the both of you.
^ Top work, LT. Thanks a million for your help!
Can you drink petrol?[/QUOTE]Slappers........Por is fucking insaneQuote:
Originally Posted by charleyboy
Awesome slappers , your days of imbibing Lao khao are at an end I reckon, you will be cashed up big time in no time at all. I Recommend you take another 10 year issan vacation,
Reckon you need to send one of these to the shop so he can affix it to your favourite chair to accommodate the inevitable trail of tourists and culture vultures.
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^ 'Shat, puked, ejaculated and drank an insalubrious quota of Lau Khao' would be a touch more descriptive, but I like it anyway...
Yes. That indeed is the plan. Modern life bites.Quote:
Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
Observe the Sabbath and keep it hedonistic...
8.30 on a Sunday night.
You shouldn't be online. You should be at your local shop; reading and hollowing shot glasses of moonshine with your prison-inked acquaintances
That's what you should be doing...
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What about 2:30am Sunday morning? Should you be passed out at said shop by then?
... ...wrong thread