Dunno, all said and done I thought the site was ok. I used my android phone, no lags or problems, waited 10 minutes for the email, received a link, clicked the link and it downloaded immediately and opened right away. When you consider the number of platforms they have to be available for now I thought they did a pretty good job.
Own the day; take it by the bollocks
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Really glad you finally got it out there slapper.
It shows what a raging poof you've turned into - the type of poof who can stay sober enough to get that shit finally put together.
All the best with the sales, although eye mustard mitt i have absolutely no intention of greasing your fat finger festooned palms with any of my hard earned dole money.
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I've already read this first story as you've posted it on Teak door as a thread!
I coulda saved £5 and just done a search for all your threads and saved them into my own book!
I've got quite a few e reading fiends on FB, I'll share your link.
In the meantime, I'll just wait for the fooka' to make it to the library!
If it was a film it would already be available as budget beta rental from the local video shop. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by charleyboy
^just like all top quality porn...
There's no need to vent spleen, withnall - just because you've forgotten how to read.Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Any TD stories in there have been fully edited, and in some cases illustrated. Don't forget to try the recipes - the snake curry in particular is... Mm mmmm....delicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
A gent! A gent and a scholar!Quote:
Originally Posted by charleyboy
I'll print off copies and sell them at Mc99's.
You can collect the profits in LK and sausage roll store credits
Well done messers Slap and Smug. :1st:
Is there a baldy Paul episode whereby a good Samaritan gets stabbed in the ribs trying to make things right? :)
^your the head of marketing down Pattaya way mate.:)
will purchase it as soon as i get a book reading app for me phone.:)
Done deal Smug.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
When can you ship me 1,000 copies?
Each one is hand made mate so might take till pub opening time today.
Goodooooo mate but make sure you soil the masterpiece with bodily fluids, beer and some oyster sauce. Authenticity is the key here. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
A pair of used panties folded neatly into the middle pages will make the product a collector's item.
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Originally Posted by Loy Toy
Thats something I'd like to look in to as there is quite a few illustrations in it and I'd like to see them in print.Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
The world of publishing is a changin and this is the quickest way to get work out there these days.
The book also has many recipes too and it would look good on the shef in ya kitchen.
So an ideal prezzie for the wife's birthday or even mothers day. They would love read up on Slaps flatulence whilst he was teaching the children:mid::)
A chapter for the next one.
Out a knicker huntin with Loy Toy in old Pye-atta town.
Your just not alowed to come Withnall. Oh no!
This is quite a milestone, for yourself and TD.
Congrats, Slap !
Here's an idea...
Buy some insects:
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Locate idyllic body of water:
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Break out reading apparatus:
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Devour both book and bug with gusto...
Top hole, Bazzer!Quote:
Originally Posted by barrylad66
Thanks, it was a long time in the making, that's for sure. Had to get it just so, you see :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
Edible used undies?Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Great idea mate but I think the Japs have already patented that concept.
^ But are they scented with potpourri and pheromonal flange fluid, like ours?
I think not, sir!
^ No your on a winner their mate stuck in the centre of your book.
Smug can do a special Christmas knicker card edition.
Next course of action...
Click on this and give the lads some lovin'
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