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Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
I can understand that, it's them V us again, but subconsciously we being the westerners, and also the males tend to poo poo their ideas and culture, we're all guilty of it, and we're all selfish here in Asia because we are used to the power of being a foreigner and the freedom of being able to do what the fuck we want and get away with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
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Originally Posted by The Gentleman ScampI can understand that, it's them V us again, but subconsciously we being the westerners, and also the males tend to poo poo their ideas and culture, we're all guilty of it, and we're all selfish here in Asia because we are used to the power of being a foreigner and the freedom of being able to do what the fuck we want and get away with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
fck u talk shit sometimes.
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He has an all singing all dancing Mac Book and all you can do is ASCII art.
I'm just trying to do the right thing for both of us, not just me, and I'm getting nothing but criticism for not just fucking off and leaving her which would be potentially extreemly dangerous.
Bullshit.
It's all a fucking fantasy in your head.
why? expand.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
If you leave, then do so in style, i.e leave the bags behind, don't try to hump them around. But the important thing is to leave with your dignity intact.
However, taking a farewell dump in the cooking pot is reasonable.
and the washing machine - thats the advantage of asian style top-loaders.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
i doubt they have a spin dryer but thats the ultimate
Microwave is better.
Perhaps you could take three dumps, as all these ideas are good.
You might have to take them at separate times though. What a mystery it would be for them as they try to work out what is occuring. Then in your farewell note you own up 'it was me all the time'.
You could film it - its performance art.
Or I could stay with her?
I do after all like her a lot and we do have a laugh, before all this pressure everything was fine and it could nestle back into fine again.
make yer fokin mind up
Unless something interesting happens in the next page or so, I think i'm starting to feel bored with the saga, which seems to becoming slightly uneventful.
Plus obviously the promise of photos turned out to be bogus.
I don't believe any of it.
Oh dear, now I've got the giggles and I can't green you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
^I don't know if this will convince you squirrel, but he is almost definitely posting from the Phillllipppinnnnes.
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Her needs are as simple as mine are complicated... If I married her I would be expected to take care of her and any children we have, not the family, this isn't Thailand.
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Oh dear. Wrong Scampy, you'll see.
I had a GF who was also my partner in a small resort in Sabang, Pto Galera. After that, I had another GF from Sabang, who came and lived with me in Australia for a year.
I later had an on and off relationship with a TG for a few years. We met in Sydney, but had trysts in HK and Los also. Now my wife is Thai.
The demand for money from a Filipino family is considerably worse than from a Thai family based on my experience.
That may be so Nick A (how do you know that anyway are you a mod?) but I don't believe any of the story anymore. It's being spun as he sees people reacting to it. I think he is sitting in a hotel in the Phillipines too scared to go out making this shite up.
^What story? Nothing has happened for the last 30 pages other!
i expect CMN has been weeping every time he sees the post count for this thread.
Bladdy ell' youve shagged the whole of Sabang, Sabang?Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
Scampy has to do something captivating soon. He's tried putting a gun barrel in his mouth, defecating in his Father-in-laws video recorder.
...yet our attention is starting to wane.
This long topic is going to appear on his CV and gets him one step closer to his dream of being a Thaivisa Moderator, yet we need action.
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Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
true.
I hadn't opened it up since post 470 odd.
Boredom compellled me.
i don't feel any better though.