Daily Moan

[Mendip]

^ He wishes...

[Edmond]

Airfilters cleaned into the jacks with a bumgun.


#pray4the.aircon

[david44]

Arms don't reach up that high

I thought you were a social climber

Key rule to recall when socal climbing blow don't suck

Check your Manny fold you may need revalving

For those affected by these tissues blow yer heart out

[helge]

$27.76 an hour

What's the minimum wage at ?

[Joe 90]

Where's Terry 57 when you need him

Getting his blurter smashed in by the Abos in the outback.

[panama hat]

And, err, does that offer also include, perhaps, Italians?

Anyone who applies. NZ is very short on labour as there has been the usual mass-exodus to Australia . . . 20% of the Kiwi population now lives there.

My first thought also.

I should imagine the jobs available are back breaking fruit picking work.

Nope, stretches across the board . . . truck drivers, nurses, warehouse people, carpenters, restaurant 'managers' and general staff etc . . .

Fruit picking is still a seasonal area for people from the Pacific Islands and SEAsia.

What's the minimum wage at ?

Currently it is $22.70 an hour . . . but when you calculate that one egg (!!) costs NZD$1.20 (if you can find them) then you can imagine the rest. Not much to save

[Bettyboo]

Getting his blurter smashed in by the Abos in the outback.

Shouldn't you have made one of your famous (award winning) graphics to bring that image to life???

[Edmond]

^ Confusing him with Dill?


The only awards Chitty wins are in the under-8's category.

[Bettyboo]

^ Confusing him with Dill?


The only awards Chitty wins are in the under-8's category.

This name changing stuff is extremely confusing... Can we all go back to our original TD names, please!!! And, where's DD?

[Backspin]

This name changing stuff is extremely confusing... Can we all go back to our original TD names, please!!! And, where's DD?

Joe 90 is Chitty

Reg Dingle is Dillinger

BLD is Butterfly

[aging one]

BLD is Butterfly

In your world perhaps.

[Edmond]

2 weeks later and it's now just started dripping down onto where me arm/head usually is on the sofa.

Removed the front + bottom casing, and the moisture doesn't seem to be coming from one point with it off (which would indicate it's drainage issue), but the moisture collects along the length of the bottom, with indicates it's like an issue with the front spinning inside motor thing?

[Reg Dingle]

^ Its fucked

How to fix and maintain your air conditioner | CHOICE

[Bettyboo]

Joe 90 is Chitty

Reg Dingle is Dillinger

BLD is Butterfly

Not for the first time, I feel like I have no idea at all what's going on.

So, for full clarity, who exactly is Socal now?

Lastly, could one of you wise individuals please let me know definitively (I'm asking for a friend) if Barry White was gay.

[Edmond]

Its fucked

Nonsense.

How to fix and maintain your air conditioner | CHOICE

You can also check the evaporator coils inside the indoor unit – these can freeze and cause water overflow if they're dirty.
Turn off the air conditioner and open the front panel to get access to these copper or steel coils. If they're mildly dirty, clean them with compressed air, a gentle (not wire) brush or warm, soapy water applied with a cloth.

Time to breakout the babywipes.

[Stretchy]

So, for full clarity, who exactly is Socal now.

Backspin on TD. Harsh Jones on AN.

[Bettyboo]

What's AN?

[Reg Dingle]

^ Thai Visa.

[Bettyboo]

I need a lie down...

[dirk diggler]

2030 and I just realised it's Friday night.

Annual PTTEP medical at 7am, brutal - both the medical and the time, then going on to night shift.

They say the liver is a good healer so don't let me down now, you've had 5 days to get over my Euro mission.

[Stretchy]

They say the liver is a good healer so don't let me down now, you've had 5 days to get over my Euro mission.

They have their limits. Regular heavy drinking can cause scarring of the liver when it tries to heal itself. Severe scarring of the liver (cirrhosis) is irreversible.

[dirk diggler]

I've not started turning yellow yet.

[Joe 90]

My moans....

The set of neighbours I do get on with and i don't want to curl a bad boy out on their front step have seen fit to buy a lovely looking dog thst won't stop fvvking barking!

Obviously a rescue and not getting the attention it needs.
I swear the new owners go around all day with ear pods in.
They are normally outside chatting, drinking etc yes they're teachers.
So I fear the dogs days may be numbered as they have enough on their plate with kids, gardening, half term holiday bbqs etc.

The only consolation I get from this situation is that the barking will piss the other neighbours off that get on my tits the two faced twats off a lot more than i




Second moan, they say bad luck comes in threes, well this week I forked out for my motor unexpectedly, then the fridge died and finally the hatric of mother hatrics...the fvvking washing machine packed up.

Rant over

[DrWilly]

Car, fridge and washing machine. Sounds expensive. Sorry for your bad luck.

[dirk diggler]

^^
Get yer pushbike oot.

Eat takeaway food.

Become a nudist.