This not a moan it is more like a deep sorrowful howl of grief
Somebody was selling this amazing 1/72 scale Avro Vulcan on eBay
I set my alarm to remind me to go and bid on it nearer the the time
But my alarm did not go off and I missed bidding on it by half an hour
I was not expecting to win the auction as Vulcans usually fetch a good price but it felt like being stabbed in the heart when I saw that somebody else had won the auction for a pittance
I felt dizzy and almost nauseous
I could have had one of my holy grail models for a song and instead I am left holding my pecker in dejection
When I woke today everything felt normal for a few seconds before the awful searing gut-wrenching pain returned...