Daily Moan

[hallelujah]

I have those Styrofoam boxes which have a 1/2" wall thickness and if you freeze the bacon and sausages and use those freezer packs you're usually good for a couple of days.

My dad normally gives us a freezer bag, but we had nowt this time. They passed the sniff test upon arrival though and the later stomach and bowels test about 24 hours later!

[malmomike77]

Winter is here, out for the morning constitutional and the breeze off the north sea is shramming

[Edmond]

Winter is here, out for the morning constitutional

We want a picture thread! We want a picture thread! Nev wants a picture thread!

[hallelujah]

We want a picture thread! We want a picture thread! Nev wants a picture thread!

Yeah, fo shu!

Come on nammers, do the honours.

[malmomike77]

I need to resurrect the Thai one i started and got battered by the photo uploading software

[Shutree]

shramming

Now, that's a word we don't often hear. I understand the meaning, no recollection of why, although I used to have a mate from Gateshead, so wondering, is it NE dialect?

[malmomike77]

^ South, more south west

[Mendip]

^ It never made it to North Somerset as far as I know... I've never heard of shramming.

We had 'ramming'.

Although not very often.

[Shutree]

We had 'ramming'.

Although not very often.

I thought that was more of a Welsh thing?

[Mendip]

^ Yeah well, and you are very correct.

But it also has human connotations as well, such as:

"Did you give her a good ramming", etc etc

[malmomike77]

I feel the whole association of sheep with my mothers people is greatly overplayed

[hallelujah]

Local news for local people. Shramming, ramming and shagging sheep.

So this really is how you lot behave down there?

Come up to Manchester and I'll get somebody to mug you at gunpoint. It will do you all the world of good.

[Mendip]

^^ Ewe are probably right.

[Mendip]

^^ Is it any different in the bleak north, Hal?

You can't pull the wool over our eyes!

[malmomike77]

I don't once recall any of my mum's three brothers being caught smelling of lanolin - fact

[Mendip]

They obviously took precautions mate. Wise people.

Maybe they too regular baaaaaths!

[hallelujah]

I don't once recall any of my mum's three brothers being caught smelling of lanolin - fact

I had to google lanolin, you beast!

I'll never ask to smell your finger at the end of a Saturday night in the west country, that's for sure.

[malmomike77]

its not something you can easily wash off or disguise i'm told

[hallelujah]

^^ Is it any different in the bleak north, Hal?

You can't pull the wool over our eyes!

I'd rather the wool was over my eyes than on the end of my cock!

[hallelujah]

its not something you can easily wash off or disguise i'm told

Come in Dil. This thread requires your attention!

[malmomike77]

^ if you've rubbed on deep heat you've had some larrry laaaaanolin on ya

[hallelujah]

Brilliant stuff.

The offer of a mugging in Manchester is still there btw.

[Reg Dingle]

I had to Google that too.

I thought Lano Lin was gonna be their sister

[malmomike77]

its kept the cold and wet off sheep and Welshmen since wellies were invented

[hallelujah]

I had to Google that too.

I thought Lano Lin was gonna be their sister

They'd have probably fucking shagged her anyway.