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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ That's a shame. What made him throw up, do you think...?


    555 - rhetorical question.


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    Joe's cooking?

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    Here’s my moan

    Hired a Nissan X-trail from Don Muaeng Europcar two weeks ago.

    Paid to hand the car back at Chiang airport 3 days later.

    Car broke down on a Sunday 2 days into the hire. I was stuck with wife 2 sisters and my friend in the arsehole of nowhere 30km north of Phitsanulok.

    Stopped for a toilet stop and car wouldn’t start again.

    Contacted Europcar who were useless, messed me about something awful and eventually sent a truck to pick up the vehicle 4 hours later.

    Now the fun begins, Europcar wanted my group to travel with the pick up truck south again to Phitsanulok to try to see if hey could fix the vehicle as they had no replacement vehicles as they do not service that area.

    5 people do not fit in a recovery vehicle with the driver and we were never going to sit in the broken down vehicle an the back of the truck.

    I told Europcar to fuck off, cancel the hire and I hired a minibus to take us to Chiang Mai.

    Paid 7000bt for minibus to Chiang Mai, had previously paid Europcar an extra 10700bt to drop the car at Chiang Mai. I obviously lost one days hire as well due to the breakdown.

    Response from Europcar to my complaints fell on deaf ears. I should have stayed with vehicle - yes go figure.
    They wanted to charge me extra as they now had to recover the vehicle from Phitsanulok

    Fuck them!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post

    Car broke down on a Sunday 2 days into the hire. I was stuck with wife 2 sisters and my friend in the arsehole of nowhere 30km north of Phitsanulok.
    !
    Did your mate get a shag though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    Fuck them!!
    i you were rich you could set up in competition to learm em

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Did your mate get a shag though?
    Plenty, but not that afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    555 - rhetorical question.
    You're kidding, really?

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    Oral surgery yesterday to remove an old tooth that previously had a root canal. Ended up with a wisdom tooth removed also. All that torque resulted in some serious pain. And this hydrocodone given to me doesn’t seem to do more than just take the edge off the discomfort.

    One more thing off the “To Do” list before the big move.

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    My moan is paper cuts, fukin hate them. Putting together the wardrobe and cutting open 30 or so packs with a stanley knife i have managed to slice myself on the razor sharp cardboard over 10 times, they bleed and then sting for days. Still i could be stuck at a party where the host has asked me to listen to Syb until he gets back, you just know he won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper View Post
    Oral surgery yesterday to remove an old tooth that previously had a root canal. Ended up with a wisdom tooth removed also. All that torque resulted in some serious pain. And this hydrocodone given to me doesn’t seem to do more than just take the edge off the discomfort.
    Black Label, swigged from the bottle and swirled for 2-3 days, and plenty fokin' of it.

    One more thing off the “To Do” list before the big move.
    You had a tooth extracted in America before moving to Asia?

    Don't know about the States, but here you get hooked up to a nice mask of laughing gas, so you're happily bouncing between clouds of candy drops and musical rainbows for it.

    Was hanging out with a Canadian guy years ago that was here for 2 weeks of dental work, it was cheaper for him to fly here for a month of hotels and chilling, full dental whatever for 2 weeks, than simply have it done in Canada.

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    ahh that explains why some of the cheaper end of the trade come and get their teeth knocked out for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    laughing gas
    Maybe they can also use it during papercut ICU surgery.

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    i'd not like you to get a paper cut littlun, seen you, could take a limb off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    i'd not like you to get a paper cut
    Awww.

    Thanks.


    Usually the Chedtards wish me and me families all sorts of weird sheeet. Good to see you've pussified down.

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    Aww mate, aww mate, mate.......mate,...... aww mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Black Label, swigged from the bottle and swirled for 2-3 days, and plenty fokin' of it.



    You had a tooth extracted in America before moving to Asia?

    Don't know about the States, but here you get hooked up to a nice mask of laughing gas, so you're happily bouncing between clouds of candy drops and musical rainbows for it.

    Was hanging out with a Canadian guy years ago that was here for 2 weeks of dental work, it was cheaper for him to fly here for a month of hotels and chilling, full dental whatever for 2 weeks, than simply have it done in Canada.
    I presume Storekeeper has benefits, as do I. Mine cover the cost of an IV in the arm, and I'm asleep before I even have to open my mouth.

    I had a tooth that needed a root canal while I was on holiday in Mexico. Didn't want to waste the time on multiple visits to the dentist for the procedure and the crown, and wanting to enjoy the holiday, I asked for painkillers and got a non opiate called mavidol. Killed 95% of the pain and only gave a slight opiate like buzz. Getting Oxy's for your pain Storekeeper seems a bit excessive.
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    Maybe Canada should join Nato.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    I'm asleep before I even have to open my mouth.
    Have heard this complaint before.

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    Yep, had the laughing gas. All in the cost was right under $2K and my share was $503.00

    My co-pay for the antibiotics and hydracodone was 5 bucks.

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    39oC today...

    Daily Moan-20220813_161355-jpg

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    Dengue Fever. Yeah it's as bad as they say it is. I have a new fear of mosquitos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tunk View Post
    Dengue Fever. Yeah it's as bad as they say it is. I have a new fear of mosquitos.
    Mend well soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    39oC today...
    Here it's -1 . . . swap?



    Quote Originally Posted by tunk View Post
    Dengue Fever. Yeah it's as bad as they say it is.
    Yes, crippling. Hopefully you'll be over it in a few days, get well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    . . . swap?
    No thanks

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    Thanks guys. Today is day 5 and I woke up at 1am thinking about moo ping, so I think I am gonna be OK. Like a thick headed dumb ass I had to experience it before I really feared it.

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    Just got a response to an email from my cousin SKkin and he told me, “not to forget us kulaks back in the Bolshevik states” and said he didn’t know why he wasting his time responding to a “non-listener”. And he said he hoped the dates I gave him to fly out and arrive were “soon enough to escape”.

    WTF is that bullshite all about? I really have no idea. Sometimes it really ticks me off trying to figure out what he’s trying to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    39oC today...

    Daily Moan-20220813_161355-jpg

    I just got a new car. The gf was driving and complaining about the aircon, she said it was stuck at 33C. Erm, no, that is the outside air temperature. She has never had a car that gave her that information before.

    Another day she got in and started to panic. She couldn't change gear out of P. I suggested she read the dashboard: "Press the brake pedal and then press 'Start'."


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