IPA doesn't agree with me.
I only had 8 cans and have a stinking hangover. Feels like I've been on the voddy.
Had to get some stout for my stew, staggeringly you have to buy 4 cans which is excessive for one pot of stew. Then they complicate it further by discounting an 8 pack. I checked the use by date and i have a year, 8 stews in a year is doable.
^ Are you sure you passed the medical and IQ test to drive a wagon?
^^^^ A slice of toast in the bin? Shame on you.
Get some chickens or a compost heap.
Or a bird table for your wood pigeon.
^ Yeah, too right.
I don't have many 'red lines' as they say, but food in a bin is one of them. That's why I end up feeding the herring gulls when I work in Norway.
Get yer life sorted Reg Dingle. All food waste on that barge will be macerated and re-cycled.
Edit: But in a fun way - I don't want to put you guys off.
^ I thinks he's gone out to buy some IPA
^
I'm always happy, shipmate.
Just another one of those mornings we all have.
The wife dropped one of her earrings down the sink, there is no end bolt on the U-tube so I have to dismantle the plumbing. One of the segments decides to shear as I unscrew it. The whole system is full of crap but I manage to find the earring, which earns me some brownie points.
However, being Germany, no shops are open so I have to wait 'til tomorrow until I can buy the spares and fix the sink. Plenty of time on my hands today, but have to squeeze the work into an already busy Monday.
^ Kick it off mate
^ If you put the duct tape across her mouth she can't complain about losing an earring.
Or complain about anything else, for that matter.
Not been to Blighty for a while something to do with Chinese having unprotected sex with rancid squid ,they should have carried on just eating it.
Anyway Mum had a fall broken hip hospital 2 months now in a care home.Dad visits her everyday using public transport Seaford to Hastings after 2 weeks has heart attack ends up in a different hospital,after a week discharges himself.Dad is 92 Mum is 89 bloody parents behaving like kids,
Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
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