Daily Moan

[cyrille]

She is most definitely unwell.

Ya think, doc?

[DrWilly]

G'morning stalker.

[armstrong]

Says the pissed up Manc that continually lies about having me on ignore.

Still stalking Joe I see.

[Reg Dingle]

IPA doesn't agree with me.

I only had 8 cans and have a stinking hangover. Feels like I've been on the voddy.

[Edmond]

I only had 8 cans

330ml or around 500ml?

[malmomike77]

Had to get some stout for my stew, staggeringly you have to buy 4 cans which is excessive for one pot of stew. Then they complicate it further by discounting an 8 pack. I checked the use by date and i have a year, 8 stews in a year is doable.

[Reg Dingle]

330ml or around 500ml?

One minute, will have go foraging like Mike




440ml and only 4.5% and the fukkin things can stay Lost.

[malmomike77]

^its lager you fukin muppet

[Reg Dingle]

Oh yeah.

OK, I'm boycotting Brewdog

[malmomike77]

^ Are you sure you passed the medical and IQ test to drive a wagon?

[Mendip]

^^^^ A slice of toast in the bin? Shame on you.

Get some chickens or a compost heap.

Or a bird table for your wood pigeon.

[malmomike77]

^^^^ A slice of toast in the bin? Shame on you.

Get some chickens or a compost heap.

Or a bird table for your wood pigeon.

Or give it to one of the Sudanese or Vietnamese in the back of the lorry.

[Mendip]

^ Yeah, too right.

I don't have many 'red lines' as they say, but food in a bin is one of them. That's why I end up feeding the herring gulls when I work in Norway.

Get yer life sorted Reg Dingle. All food waste on that barge will be macerated and re-cycled.

Edit: But in a fun way - I don't want to put you guys off.

[malmomike77]

^ I thinks he's gone out to buy some IPA

[Reg Dingle]

Happy now?

[Mendip]

^

I'm always happy, shipmate.

[Troy]

Just another one of those mornings we all have.

The wife dropped one of her earrings down the sink, there is no end bolt on the U-tube so I have to dismantle the plumbing. One of the segments decides to shear as I unscrew it. The whole system is full of crap but I manage to find the earring, which earns me some brownie points.

However, being Germany, no shops are open so I have to wait 'til tomorrow until I can buy the spares and fix the sink. Plenty of time on my hands today, but have to squeeze the work into an already busy Monday.

[DrWilly]

^^^^ A slice of toast in the bin? Shame on you.

Get some chickens or a compost heap.

Or a bird table for your wood pigeon.

Wow. New thread idea. Show us your bin and have it analysed by greenies

[Mendip]

^ Kick it off mate

[OhOh]

I have to wait 'til tomorrow until I can buy the spares and fix the sink.

I presume you informed your wife the sink is not to be used until further notice!

[Sleeper]

Just another one of those mornings we all have.

The wife dropped one of her earrings down the sink, there is no end bolt on the U-tube so I have to dismantle the plumbing. One of the segments decides to shear as I unscrew it. The whole system is full of crap but I manage to find the earring, which earns me some brownie points.

However, being Germany, no shops are open so I have to wait 'til tomorrow until I can buy the spares and fix the sink. Plenty of time on my hands today, but have to squeeze the work into an already busy Monday.

Easily fixed with duct tape.

Just duct tape the earrings to her ears.

[Mendip]

^ If you put the duct tape across her mouth she can't complain about losing an earring.

Or complain about anything else, for that matter.

[DrWilly]

^ If you put the duct tape across her mouth she can't complain about losing an earring.

Or complain about anything else, for that matter.

Really? Let me know how that works out when you try it.

[DrWilly]

Still stalking Joe I see.

Stalker claims others are stalking.

[klong toey]

Not been to Blighty for a while something to do with Chinese having unprotected sex with rancid squid ,they should have carried on just eating it.
Anyway Mum had a fall broken hip hospital 2 months now in a care home.Dad visits her everyday using public transport Seaford to Hastings after 2 weeks has heart attack ends up in a different hospital,after a week discharges himself.Dad is 92 Mum is 89 bloody parents behaving like kids,