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    The amount of shit people try and flog at car boot sales.



    Found MalmoMike's first work tool





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    First? i've had the same brush for 20 years, i've got an award from the company for looking after it.

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    ^ 17 new heads and 14 new handles... ?




    I could do with that set of hoes at home as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    The amount of shit people try and flog at car boot sales.
    Look at all those lard asses, and they say America has a weight problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Look at all those lard asses, and they say America has a weight problem.

    Sorry snubbie. The rate of obesity in us is higher than the rate in uk. But bluntly, both countries have a problem with it. You might take some solace that us is not in the top ten of countries with the highest obesity rates. Yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Look at all those lard asses, and they say America has a weight problem.
    Testament to that world famous Great British cuisine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Testament to that world famous Great British cuisine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    First? i've had the same brush for 20 years, i've got an award from the company for looking after it.
    Respecto!

    I didn't know you worked for the "colon irrigation Company Ltd"

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    It was my daughter's school photo day today.

    The school made all the kids wear masks, so we have a photo of 18 kids posing for the photo, all wearing face masks. You can hardly tell which is which.

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    Photoshop?

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    UK schools certainly know how to hit you up for school trips.
    It's not compulsory, but the kids will benefit from it and also the teachers getting a free holiday.
    What's wrong with Snowdonia from a geological perspective?

    It's like them teachers that take the piss and decided on skiing trips to Winnipeg instead of Europe.

    This is by far the most expensive imhe...

    2x 4 nights in Iceland, Geography field trip .

    Only £1350 each!!!!

    I could have been a 4 week millionaire in Thailand for that sort of money.
    Last edited by Joe 90; 17-06-2022 at 08:14 AM.
    Shalom

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    Shit man, I went to the Med for 10 days water sports for 295 quid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    UK schools certainly know how to hit you up for school trips.
    It's not compulsory, but the kids will benefit from it and also the teachers getting a free holiday.
    What's wrong with Snowdonia from a geological perspective?

    It's like them teachers that take the piss and decided on skiing trips to Winnipeg instead of Europe.

    This is by far the most expensive imhe...

    2x 4 nights in Iceland, Geography field trip .

    Only £1350 each!!!!

    I could have been a 4 week millionaire in Thailand for that sort of money.
    I can absolutely guarantee that taking 20+ kids skiing is not a holiday for the teacher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I can absolutely guarantee that taking 20+ kids skiing is not a holiday for the teacher.
    Even more so in Winnipeg, where there aren't any mountains.

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    It's almost as if he's trying ​to be a total muppet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    Even more so in Winnipeg, where there aren't any mountains.






    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    and also the teachers getting a free holiday.

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    Got roughly 105 days until retirement which means 72 workings days and find out today my car needs a new engine. The dealer wants roughly $12,000.00 to fix it.

    Now get this … I bought the car brand new off the lot in 2012 and it’s got just a little under 60,000 miles on it.

    It’s a 2012 Obamalet Impala LTZ.

    My round trip to work is 6-7 miles a day so gonna try to milk it to retirement.

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    A 10 yr old car with 60k miles needs a new engine?

    Doesn't sound right. Unless you forgot to put in some delicious coolant.


    6-7 miles? Walk or cycle. You have legs, don't be a lazy-dill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    A 10 yr old car with 60k miles needs a new engine?

    Doesn't sound right. Unless you forgot to put in some delicious coolant.


    6-7 miles? Walk or cycle. You have legs, don't be a lazy-dill.
    … regarding walking my fat ass up and down these hills …

    Forgot to mention it pretty much was parked from 2014-2017 … little more than 3 years last time I was in Japan.

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    How the hell can it need a new engine? That simply sucks, and see why you are moaning.

    Sorry bro but what in the hell made you decide on that car. Bland is being polite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I have to work 10 hours a day and am knackered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Sorry bro but what in the hell made you decide on that car. Bland is being polite.
    At the time back in 2012 I had just returned from 8 straight years overseas. And all I wanted was a basic car. Not interested in anything with bells and whistles. A family sedan basically. The cheapest, decent model I could find. For the lowest price. But brand new. Heck, I’d decline power windows if I had the option.

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    Not a big fan of funerals. Just spent a few days doing the whole wake/funeral thing. Nothing worse than sitting in a church for an hour in 30 degree heat! All for a good cause anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    Not a big fan of funerals.


    What an unusual stance.



    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    Nothing worse than sitting in a church for an hour in 30 degree heat!
    Lying in a coffin in one is probably not much better, eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper View Post
    regarding walking my fat ass up and down these hills
    Get some self-respect brother. Be Ed and AO, not Dill n Mendy.

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