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[Seekingasylum]

Indeed, Tax, use the wingman if stirring oneself is a chore.

[taxexile]

nidhogg

And at a current 68kg, bet I am lighter than you.

what a stupid comment, but actually, we are the same weight, but to your 4' 11", i am 5' 10''

[cyrille]

I fear your imagination is running away with you here.

Most products are well sealed, and if what you described actually happened/happens there would be phone videos of it from the public all over the net.

I’m reading that as code for ‘what utter bollocks’.

[nidhogg]

nidhogg



but to your 4' 11", i am 5' 10''

Projecting much?

Finally, the source of your ongoing angst is clear - you are a short arse!!!!!!!

[Joe 90]

Ffs, another neighbour is attacking my side of the hedge.

My garden privacy is being assaulted on two sides now, bet the others attack for the hatric before the week is out.

[malmomike77]

Untrimmed bushes have always been divisive Chitty

[armstrong]

nidhogg

well good luck with that then.

sitting outside hua hins market village shopping mall the other day we were watching the antics of the delivery drivers as they chatted away whilst waiting for their phones to ping, signalling that their orders were ready to be collected from any of market villages various fast food outlets, cafes and restaurants.

it was interesting to note that many of the drivers peeked inside the pizza boxes and other bags and receptacles as they smoked, chugged beer and chatted away before scooting off to make their deliveries.

it was also interesting to see how many of them actually sampled the food they and their colleagues were about to deliver. most just used their fingers but one of them actually brought a spoon out of his pocket.

they could have been at a buffet.

bon appetit !

Bullshit. I eat loads of delivery and it's always taped up.

[malmomike77]

Bullshit. I eat loads of delivery and it's always re-taped

they are clever monkeys

[Edmond]

Daily Moan:

Where's Dave-O-Dad-Of-The Century with his fokin' Today is a no alcohol day so you gotta go to the mom n pop shop warning?!?!?

[cyrille]

He’s busy with his ‘Art can be stuff I don’t rate’ thread.

[taxexile]

tefler

Bullshit. I eat loads of delivery and it's always taped up.

yes, of course it is, because you refuse to consider that the food you are eating has probably been touched by the fingers of a chickenhead delivery driver, and whose fingers not 5 minutes ago were busy excavating viscous globules of mucus from deep within his nasal cavity or adjusting the position of his sweaty genitals.


as i said, bon appetit!

[cyrille]

You’re a TEFLer.

And do any of your posts over the last couple of years not mention male genitalia?

[armstrong]

tefler


yes, of course it is, because you refuse to consider that the food you are eating has probably been touched by the fingers of a chickenhead delivery driver, and whose fingers not 5 minutes ago were busy excavating viscous globules of mucus from deep within his nasal cavity or adjusting the position of his sweaty genitals.


as i said, bon appetit!

It's always 100% genuinely taped up and if it had been interfered with it would be obvious. Your distaste for Thai people is accepted and well known but your obvious spouting of bollocks is not.

[armstrong]

You expect us to believe you're sat outside in 1 of the 2 places at Market Village and the Grab drivers are just there by THE MAIN ROAD having a snack on the customer's orders then carefully taping them up again and delivering them on time. Not to mention Burger King etc use sealed drinks that you can't unseal for their deliveries.

[cyrille]

It's always 100% genuinely taped up and if it had been interfered with it would be obvious. Your distaste for Thai people is accepted and well known but your obvious spouting of bollocks is not.

tax’s tendency to spout bollocks isn’t accepted and well known?

have you got him on ‘ignore’ or something?

[armstrong]

Talk shit about my job but don't go after my takeaways.

[cyrille]

How about your daughter?

(Asking for a FaRT)

[Edmond]

Can combine takeaways and daughter in the next moan.

Was supposed to have (proper) pizza and a bottle of wine last night that I postponed due to FA cup final and beer.

So tonight the pizza ordering duty was granted to Edith, whom obviously consulted Edweena. The result: 2 pizzas from Pizza Hut. The first one, salad cream instead of pizza sauce. The second one. salad cream instead of pizza sauce. FFS.


Though there are about 17,000 sachets of ketchup. Prolly 17,500 before Tax's delivery men helped themselves.


Might as well order in a half-eaten double cheeseburger and 3 nuggets from McArmstrongs.

[malmomike77]

you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity where you are involved, being Irish, or so you claim.

[Edmond]

Here comes a food delivery driver now.

[cyrille]

Why would anyone ‘claim’ to be Irish if it wasn’t true?

Preferred Parking spots?

[taxexile]

You expect us to believe you're sat outside in 1 of the 2 places at Market Village and the Grab drivers are just there by THE MAIN ROAD having a snack on the customer's orders then carefully taping them up again and delivering them on time. Not to mention Burger King etc use sealed drinks that you can't unseal for their deliveries.

yes i do.

i dont know whether they were taping them up after taking food out of the orders or not, and you obviously know more about burger king takeaway drinks than i do. all i know is that three or four of the drivers were taking food from the orders, shoving it into their mouths and laughing among themselves about their exploits. and who said anything about a main road?

considering the low wages, long hours, the appalling conditions of their employment and the workings of human nature it comes as no surprise that they would not take an easy opportunity to refresh themselves on the coin of some overpaid entitled falang, living in a house that they can only dream about, probably with a merc or high end pick up in the drive and too slothful and inebriated to get their own food.

i know i would.

[Edmond]

Who claimed what about Ol' Cheddo?


I'll guess, 17 kids, drives busses in Birmingham as part of the government employ-the-obese scheme?

[Edmond]

Why would anyone ‘claim’ to be Irish if it wasn’t true?

Lots of Americans. And a few Aussies.


Probably says more about Americans and Aussies than the Irish.

[malmomike77]

Why would anyone ‘claim’ to be Irish if it wasn’t true?

why would anyone claim to be from Birmingham even if it was true.?