Daily Moan

[Reg Dingle]

Vape? Luckily he never tried to smoke it

^Let's face it, he needed fumigating anyway

[Mendip]

^^ AO, next time I'll read the instructions... alcohol is evil stuff.

He swears that this wasn't a joke but a genuine accident. To be fair he isn't really domesticated and probably had no idea it wasn't normal spray.

I blame his wife... she should keep dangerous stuff away from him.

[DrWilly]

Jaysus. But, did you not shower before bed?

[Reg Dingle]

Let's have a look at these 3rd degree
burns then



One push eh?

You sure you two quiche sharers didn't think it was Lube?

[cyrille]

All sorts in Isaan, for sure.

With friends like that...

[Mendip]

Jaysus. But, did you not shower before bed?

Not on a Friday... it's my day off!

I've had a long swim today but my eyes are still smarting a bit and my forearms are still stinging.

Luckily my legs are now feeling better because tomorrow I'll be putting on a long pair of troosers.

Maybe my leg hair protected me?

[malmomike77]

Maybe my leg hair protected me?

It wasn't your wisdom. Nest time he suggests anything make him go first.

[Mendip]

Let's have a look at these 3rd degree
burns then

I knew you'd go there but I'm not posting pictures of my genitals on the internet.

This stuff is lethal... one little scratch or re-adjustment and that's it... it hasn't been a great day to be honest.

[Reg Dingle]

Have you tried those kids fever cooling pads from 7/11?

[cyrille]

They've got the Irish serving there now?

[DrWilly]

A fucking bath would have solved your problems ya fucking skanky pokey!

[AntRobertson]

Can the complete arse goblin of a mod who banned me from Issues for no good reason un-ban me.

Please and thank you in advance for the apology for being a cnut.

[VocalNeal]

I am apparently banned from posting on ASEAN Now for 5 days for suggesting that something obvious was "ckick bait" which it obviously was.
OK I'll ignore them for 5 days, No skin off my nose..

[DrWilly]

I am apparently banned from posting on ASEAN Now for 5 days for suggesting that something obvious was "ckick bait" which it obviously was.

Is that the old Thaivisa or another forum, I cannot keep up.

[VocalNeal]

Yes it is.

[cyrille]

You're a tireless troll, and should be banned from this forum too.

[DrWilly]

You're a tireless troll, and should be banned from this forum too.

You’re barking up the wrong tree there, Syb. Either that or you’ve taken up a Mendy habit of nightly yah dongs and Chang beer.

There’s hundreds of posters on Teakdoor that are more trollish, let alone tiresome, than Vocal Neal.

[panama hat]

There’s hundreds of posters on Teakdoor that are more trollish, let alone tiresome, than Vocal Neal.

True, but sybill is the most boring and predictable - a mirror image of his real life


Come on, sybill - let it rip about doubling up and . . . generally have a cry

[Joe 90]

You're a tireless troll, and should be banned from this forum too.

The irony

[AntRobertson]

Can the complete arse goblin of a mod who banned me from Issues for no good reason un-ban me.

Please and thank you in advance for the apology for being a cnut.

And now my post in News has been moved to SC where I can't access it...

Because TD 'moderation'.

Because why deal with multinicking fuckwits and trolls--you know, the actual job--when you can spend your time anonymously fucking with posters you have an issue with, amiright.

This forum is fucked and the same people tasked with caretaking duties are hastening its demise.

[VocalNeal]

My only wish is to inject a little humour into an otherwise tedious world.

Or maybe
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

[panama hat]

The irony

sybill is thrashing around more and more . . . what a way to enjoy his retirement

[cyrille]

Go find someone else to bore, fatty.

[DrWilly]

sybill is thrashing around more and more . . . what a way to enjoy his retirement

It does sound awfully dreadful.



ooopsie. He’ll accuse us of tag teaming again, anything to distract from acknowledging he’s turning into another sausages/taxexile bitter, old ranting man.

[VocalNeal]

Fumakilla. FFS The name is on the can.

Still at least Mendip tried to keep the thread topical?