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    It’s called the glans

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    I shall mark it as a small victory in my life that I have never been bitten by a mosquito on any part of my dick, or my anus.

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    ^ To be fair Nid, unless you have a neck like a giraffe it's very difficult to identify the origin of any bites to your anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    unless you have a neck like a giraffe it's very difficult to identify the origin of any bites to your anus.
    ...nonsense...carefully placed mirrors to identify the miscreants...or invitees...

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    I did suspect TC would be the following poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    It's too fucking hot here. All-time records are being smashed. No doubt when it cools down the smoke from the sure-to-be forest fires will arrive. Might be back for another moan about that.
    Thought I'd be back sooner but knew it would come.

    Vancouver air quality ranked worst of world's major cities; drone video shows smoky skies | CTV News

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    I really shouldn't have invested so much in that chain of afghani barbershops

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I really shouldn't have invested so much in that chain of afghani barbershops
    Did you think the poor hair cut is covered by the rag on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Did you think
    No

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    Danish is stupid as northern countries know, long and stupid

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    You're not wrong

    Do you know any swedes ?, Malmų Mike skuexxxzqjuti skuexxzqju

    Sorry
    I really can't pronounce or write 77 in' Skånska'


    Anyone ?
    Lom ?

    Daily Moan-long-john-silver-robert-louis-stevensons
    Last edited by helge; 16-08-2021 at 12:40 AM.

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    I'm clearing vegetation from a plot of land and my biggest problem is hornets.

    I've decided to do it by hand for the exercise value but fighting these bastards has become quite painful.

    Been stung on the finger, my foot and the back of my neck.

    No snakes yet which is a plus.

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    You could just pay someone 100baht per day to do it. And go to the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    I've decided to do it by hand

    No no no no no

    Most here have long boring empty days




    Don't cheat us out of another Grinder escapade.



    It's long overdue



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    ^ Ha Ha Ha Loy,
    I feel for you,
    Wait till when you are leaning down and one gets you on the lip.
    Its like instant Botox but jep

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Don't cheat us out of another Grinder escapade.
    Tell us more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    You could just pay someone 100baht per day to do it. And go to the gym.
    I enjoy the challenge mate. The plot size is just under 1 Rai or about 1500 square metres.

    Not to mention I am digging the weeds out roots and all which Thais don't normally do.

    Next job is to paint the boundary walls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    The plot size is just under 1 Rai or about 1500 square metres.
    What's that in acres? I've been too long out of Thailand.

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    Just under half an acre.

    An acre is 2.2 Rai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    about 1500 square metres.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    What's that in acres? I've been too long out of Thailand.


    That is actually quite funny

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    ok. a good size. pay someone.

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    Nearly finished and it cost me nothing apart from some blood, sweat and tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post


    That is actually quite funny

    Yeah, no one I know uses sq. feet or sq. metres.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Do you know any swedes ?, Malmų Mike
    He is yours Helge, they speak so funny down there

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    Why in the fook would some TEFLer who has spent most of the last 20-25 years getting fooking drunk and high every weekend think he has any credibility to influence me about the jab?

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