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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    in Dec 1995. Good teenage band, when travelling in my teens/early 20's
    So you are born in the mid 70's.. and am in your mid 40's now.. Am I warm Nev?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Da Femmes!

    Saw them when I cut school in Year 11 to see them do a street busk outside Gaslight Music store, and all I had them to sign was an unopened Biology textbook!
    They're fkn awesome.

    Back together and performing again also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    So you are born in the mid 70's
    Born in the 70's??

    I've never been so insulted.

    80's kids all the way!


    Edit: Actually just checked that it was 1995, and yup, christ we were young, about 30 of us from school got chartered minivans there and back with flaggans (2 liters) of cider (6%) that cost 1.99 or 2.99.




    Could possibly check with Chitty if they still cost the same.
    Last edited by Edmond; 21-05-2021 at 10:35 PM.

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    I've got standards and even I won't touch cider.

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    Cider

    a BLT

    PB



    Included are 2 things Chitty wouldn't touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    I spent a lot of time, effort and investment putting in a series of storm water drains to move water off the estate which works perfectly but as the Pattaya council's storm water system failed rain water is backing up with back flow through my drains back on to the estate.
    The alleged raw sewage draining into Pattaya beach again ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    They're fkn awesome.

    Back together and performing again also.
    Are they? Cool, but
    Jeeprs they must be as old as me. Or thereabouts

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    Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .


    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

    Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

    Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

    Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

    So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect.....
    ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I've got standards and even I won't touch cider.
    Just move to Korat and then the option isn't there... it's a cider desert.

    I have made so many sacrifices... awful place.

    And that's my moan today.

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    ^^



    Nicely done.

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    Hilarious PAG

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    At ikea. <shoot head gif>

    Ikea is so proletariat. It's as if the USSR won the cold war and idea would be the furniture company for the global proletariat.

    Soviet minimalsm
    Last edited by Backspin; 23-05-2021 at 03:20 AM.

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    Nyet Nyet!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Ikea is so proletariat.
    Get your point

    Mass produced furniture without soul whatsoever

    Still, it's functional, not too pricy and even most academics can screw it togetther.

    And their employees are allowed to join a union.


    Suits me

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    ^ IKEA slogan: visit your neighbors and feel at home

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Just move to Korat and then the option isn't there... it's a cider desert.
    Makro should have Savana Or TOPS.



    May not be your favorite but beggars must....

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Get your point

    Mass produced furniture without soul whatsoever

    Still, it's functional, not too pricy and even most academics can screw it togetther.

    And their employees are allowed to join a union.


    Suits me
    It's better quality than most other stuff too. Stuff from Sears looks good but after a year , it starts crumbling

    I bought a TV stand from Ikia and a shelf from the Brick. Side by side , the Ikea unit looks like new , and the other one has a broken handle , peeling edges. Just trash
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    ^ And you need to know how to use an:

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    And you need to know how to use an:
    No
    Cause they show you how not to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    ^ And you need to know how to use an:

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    Yup. Standardized tools. And instructions provided in every language used in this vast union.

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    And so my sixth month penance draws to a close. It was back in November I got a 24 pack of Scott toilet rolls for the wife's homestay. Unfortunately for me when she said to get the green pack it didn't occur to me that there might be more than one shade of green in use. I got the light green...a piss-pour two ply as it turns out, she wanted the darker green, a way better quality three ply. Well I was admonished and made to get the right one on the next shopping trip. But then I'm informed I would need to use the two ply pack. It has taken a while and finally I am about to load the final roll. It has been a trying experience. I'm not known for my light physical touch and despite my best and improving efforts, there have been many break-throughs. If I'd been a nail biter previously, I would not be now. Along the way the wife tossed me near empty rolls of the good stuff. I should have been grateful but it truth it just served to depress when I would glance up onto the shelf and see how many of the two ply were still there. It was such a good feeling last week to buy my own three ply 24 pack and set it on the shelf in pride of place. Life in upper Nan province doesn't thrown one many thrills; you have to take what you can get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoganInParasite View Post
    a piss-pour two ply as it turns out
    The big, red number 2 didn't give you a hint?


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    It gets worse PH...the three ply pack has a big 3 on it. I was about to say you live and learn but in this case there was a second step...enduring a long painful lesson as well.
    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    The big, red number 2 didn't give you a hint?


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    Why are you using TP in Thailand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoganInParasite View Post
    It gets worse PH...the three ply pack has a big 3 on it. I was about to say you live and learn but in this case there was a second step...enduring a long painful lesson as well.
    I was going to use another laughing emoji but this is now serious 'business'


    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Why are you using TP in Thailand?
    OI! A bit personal - BiP got a bum rap, give him a break

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