Daily Moan

[jabir]

My neighbour has acquired noisy cockerels. I'm thinking they're edible.

Ditto, if they're Chinese and on the Darkside not far from the tracks, we could also be neighbours.

[Wakey]

I'm not in Pattaya. I'm in a nice estate but that doesn't help if you get a bumpkin moving in next door who wants a farm in his garden.

[Latindancer]

As I recall, years ago that happened to JPPR2 in Hua Hin. The new neighbour developed a chicken farm !

[Neverna]

Deleted and reposted in the other thread.

[aging one]

Yesterday I thought PB as well but have changed my mind. The grammar and vocabulary are above PB's level. She should have never passed anything to do with teaching children. But the "poster" is making an effort to come off as her. Somebody desperate who is on the outside looking in. Who fits that mold?

[Sleeper]

Urban motorway - speed limit 80-90 kph - lane closures ahead (road resurfacing) - advanced warning signs (none) - Lighting (none) - Burmese gal waving a red flag (one - 5m from the closed lane, and only during daylight hours).

[strigils]

The post makes you feel the drama like you were there

[Joe 90]

First day riding with my new clip in cycling shoes.

First junction trying to turn right and I couldn't clip out.

Fell flat on my side into the opposite lane and only grazed my left leg and knee.

Much to every spectator's amusement.

I adjusted the pedals and continued the rest of my ride cautiously.

[Edmond]

Alcohol hand-gel at the 7-11 that squirts out at an odd angle and ejaculates all over the front of your shorts.




I don't believe there's another event that brings out a bigger, more disheartened sigh.

[Saint Willy]

ejaculates all over the front of your shorts.

Nope, I'm pretty sure that's just you!

Stop in the 7/11 queue

[lom]

Alcohol hand-gel at the 7-11 that squirts out at an odd angle and ejaculates all over the front of your shorts.

Try holding your hand in front of the nozzle.

[Shutree]

Alcohol hand-gel at the 7-11 that squirts out at an odd angle and ejaculates all over the front of your shorts.




I don't believe there's another event that brings out a bigger, more disheartened sigh.

Been there, done that. Walking around Makro with a damp stain on the crotch. Oh, joy.

On a return visit I placed my hands closer up to the nozzle, stood firmly on the foot pedal and the thing ejaculated violently, splashing out of my hands and onto my shirt. Walking around Makro with a damp stain, again.

Now I carry my own hand gel.

[Mandaloopy]

2 weeks to find a new apartment because the owner wants to sell up and move. Mongolian tenancy laws are lax.

[Latindancer]

And the current temperatures in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia are minus 8 at night to a sunny + 8.

Commiserations

[Mandaloopy]

Good news: Found a place
Even more good news: Will get my COVID vaccine free from work- I get to choose which one I want; Sputnik or Astra Zeneka
Bad news: I work with quite a few anti-vaxxer loonies.

[Cujo]

Fellow English teachers?

[Latindancer]

Get one of those huge syringes they use for icing cakes and terrorize them

[Mandaloopy]

Yeah, fellow English teachers, it's a little embarrassing to be honest. At the end of the day vaccines are for the benefit of others than the self. If this is what it takes to get classes back in person then I am ready to roll up my sleeve and perhaps experience a day or two of mild illness of a side effect. I have been noticing this week that my students seem to have a hit a wall with online learning and I can't blame them.

[Backspin]

Had severe constipation this morning. Felt like a baseball in there. Had to insert the suppositories for the first time. Read some reviews on these on Amazon. Everyone just says how great they are. So I stuffed them in and put the timer on for 20 minutes. Id say they are overrated. Didn't work that good.

Then I had literally zero energy the whole day. Called my brother and said I'm not fucking doing any work today. Slept all day. fuck is life a bitch

[cyrille]

Good news: Found a place
Even more good news: Will get my COVID vaccine free from work- I get to choose which one I want; Sputnik or Astra Zeneka
Bad news: I work with quite a few anti-vaxxer loonies.

Number three is actually also good news.

[strigils]

Fellow English teachers?

is that teachers who teach English or teachers who are English or am i over thinking this?

[cyrille]

I would bet few of them are English.

More likely people from underdeveloped countries or areas, such as trumptards.

[Mandaloopy]

You're not wrong at all Cyrille. This is what I woke up to today in my work inbox. Almost put me off my coffee:

What a bunch of shit lol

[Latindancer]

Had severe constipation this morning. Felt like a baseball in there. Had to insert the suppositories for the first time. Read some reviews on these on Amazon. Everyone just says how great they are. So I stuffed them in and put the timer on for 20 minutes.

Life may be a bitch, but at least you didn't regale us with how much you enjoyed doing it.

[Freed]

^ yes!