I get to work from home today and decided to cook a hearty breakfast. Bacon, mushrooms and tomatoes cooking nicely and toast in the toaster so time to make the coffee. Coffee machine is full so I empty the contents in the bin. Bin is full so I lift out the bin liner to replace it....it splits, no matter I get another one to put it into, only it doesn't fit. In the struggle the bin liner splits further and empties the contents over the kitchen floor. I can't find the dustpan, have to go hunting for it...but the breakfast is more than ready. Must put on plate first, stretching over the rubbish, I manage to spill half the mushrooms and a couple of tomatoes onto the floor. Then the toast is burning, I pop the toaster and one jumps on the floor to join the rest of the mess. Egg!, I forgot the egg and break that in the pan and it cooks without further ado.
The commotion wakes the wife, who ends up cleaning the mess up while I eat the half breakfast that got to the plate. I go to wash-up and remember the egg that's still in the pan. Oh! and I forgot to make the coffee.
Working from home isn't all it's cracked up to be!