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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Me: <no breakfast or dinner or much else for the next 3 days>
    Yup - paying the price for your indiscretions, one that's in my "lessons learned" file, I rather enjoy eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    She says: I didn't wanna wake you up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    How about doing a wife-swap with Jabir, Betty?



    That's fine by me!

    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    I won't ask the obvious.
    Obviously you get the dog too, they come as a pair - why ask???

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    (He's already looking forward to his holiday in Thailand...)
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    Real cutie, but we're getting a rescue tomorrow (I think), that should improve my life quality in matters of meaningful communication.

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    ^

    You're not alone!

    Many have been through or are going through the same shit.

    Get some ear plugs, nod your head and smile a lot.
    It'll do wonders for a relationship with a Thai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Real cutie, but we're getting a rescue tomorrow


    What about my missus and dog before you rush in, Jabir?

    Just had the beauty's teeth whitened too

    Meet Chit Gee




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    ^ ugly fuker!

    (&, your dog ain't much better... )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    What about my missus and dog before you rush in, Jabir?

    Just had the beauty's teeth whitened too

    Meet Chit Gee



    They are, aren't they, loverly things!

    But sorry mate, I got my nieces/nephew a shitzu (Genghis) - blimey time flies that was 35 years ago - and turned out absolutely fab for 12 years, but for me no pipe cleaners.

    That said, I have never had a male dog only bitches, always smooth haired, and not only is Jimmy neither but being a rescue they don't even know his parents, so we are venturing into the unknown.

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    That is a girl and a good one. Just looks big next to Batty's mongrel

    Lion dogs, bred to keep the feet warm of Emperors. And the punishment of owning one in ancient Chinese times if you were one of Betty's tefler mates...was death by rodgering

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    You weirdos and your effeminate, pretend, dogs...





    Get a real pet!

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    ^ He always looks like he's plotting someones demise. Possibly yours.

    He looks as happy as Headhunter's pooch in those christmas jumper photos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    He always looks like he's plotting someones demise. Possibly yours.
    It would not surprise me. Cats, when it comes down to it, are basically just cnuts.

    The only thing stopping them from toying with you before they rip yer head off is lack of size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ He always looks like he's plotting someones demise. Possibly yours.
    Plotting maybe but Ant's cat looks incapable of even crawling towards the food bowl unassisted

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Plotting maybe but Ant's cat looks incapable of even crawling towards the food bowl unassisted
    He's just lulling you into a false sense of security, getting ready to pounce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Get a real pet!
    My pit bull would make short work of that.


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    They're pleasant enough while purring I suppose, but when that stops they become unpredictable. Must be about 45 years now, was drying off after a shower at my gf's place, never again in the presence of a cat. That was one scary event, sort of thing that takes a while to overcome.

    Late 70s with a delightful lady that was obsessed with cats, bladdy things were everywhere and can't speak for them but I think they resented my intrusion into their domain; woke up one morning with a cat sitting on my chest, haunched shoulders and eyes piercing into mine, that hissed and spat straight into my mouth, I can still taste it, pure evil.

    That's my life experience with cats, never been near them since.

    And I hear they're selfish cnuts too.

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    It's obvious prag is tons tougher than ant.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    My pit bull would make short work of that.
    Cool.

    And a liger would tear your pit bull a new one so what's your point...?

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    It's obvious prag is tons tougher than ant.
    ...Oh, right. Yes. Very tough.

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    ^Prag's Pitbull is too busy guarding his meth lab to be bothered with cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart
    Prag's Pitbull is too busy guarding his meth lab to be bothered with cats.


    I think Prag himself is too busy on the meth pipe...

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    Ant are part of Spectre?
    I swear I've seen your car in a James Bond movie or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    That is a girl and a good one. Just looks big next to Batty's mongrel

    Lion dogs, bred to keep the feet warm of Emperors. And the punishment of owning one in ancient Chinese times if you were one of Betty's tefler mates...was death by rodgering
    Don't turn this into an Onnut beer garden incident, Dilly!

    ChokDee is the biggest ShiTzu there ever was; he has freakishly long elegant limbs and towers over all the other ShihTzus he meets; he is a ShiTzu war dog terrier, and with his long limbs very good at Brazillian Shu Jit Tzu, monstering all the Maltese and Pugs in the doggy day care (where he also bullies the terriers)! H e has a lovely gentle nature (the vet nurse may not agree...), but holds his own against all the handbag dogs in the area! I would take him back to Thailand, but worry that he'd terrorise our two Bangkeow crosses...

    And, as for Ant's dog, he is clearly a pussy...
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post

    I think Prag himself is too busy on the pipe...
    Prag, pitbulls, prossies, the pipe and punishment.

    Just things beginning with 'p', generally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    You weirdos and your effeminate, pretend, dogs...





    Get a real pet!

    Yep.
    I'd take a feline over a fucking dog most every instance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I swear I've seen your car in a James Bond movie or two
    Surely you mean Cat, which is more Austin Powers I'd say.

    As for Ants car, that belongs more in a dukes of hazard redneck incest scene.
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