Daily Moan

[cyrille]

There are some interesting websites that have data from cats that were equipped with GPS and their trips monitored. Very interesting for cat owners.

Hmmm, interesting idea, hadn't thought of that.

The news is...they almost always remain within about 200 metres from home.

[Chittychangchang]

No they don't ciz, we had a tomcat that would terrorise a 1 square mile radius when I was a lad.
It used to nip through others cat flaps in search of food and trouble.
Random people ringing up about vets bills and scared of It.
It only fvcked off when we got a dog and that took six months.
Fooking evil that cat was.
Sooty was his name

[bowie]

No they don't ciz, we had a tomcat that would terrorise a 1 square mile radius when I was a lad.
It used to nip through others cat flaps in search of food and trouble.
Random people ringing up about vets bills and scared of It.
It only fvcked off when we got a dog and that took six months.
Fooking evil that cat was.
Sooty was his name

Was it a "Black" Cat?

[jabir]

No they don't ciz, we had a tomcat that would terrorise a 1 square mile radius when I was a lad.
It used to nip through others cat flaps in search of food and trouble.
Random people ringing up about vets bills and scared of It.
It only fvcked off when we got a dog and that took six months.
Fooking evil that cat was.
Sooty was his name

Unless you intended to get a dog anyway, bringing one in to tame the cat reminds me of the lady that swallowed a fly.

Sooty may have thought this a bit extreme, but did you ever consider a chop job?

[cyrille]

I was a hundred metres or so out...

On average, the size of a territory covered by a cat is:
42 acres for female cats;
153 acres for male cats.
If we assume those areas circular with a cat’s home (your house, e.g.) in the center, this means male cats on average wander 500 meters (or 1500 feet) away, while female cats are less curious – they walk approximately 230 meters (or 750 feet) away from home.

https://www.pet-happy.com/how-far-fr...tic-cats-roam/

[Chittychangchang]

^
Nice of you to admit you was wrong Ciz

^^Chopping could have been a possible solution if you could get near enough to it.
I wouldn't fancy any vets chances
The fvcking thing was evil!

[AntRobertson]

The news is...they almost always remain within about 200 metres from home.

He was about that last time trouble being it was as the crow flies.

In actuality we had to drive a couple kms down the road to the next moo baan along because he had jumped the wall.

[cyrille]

Chitty appears to think that one, possibly mythical, incredible journey knocks out the average of millions.

Another bunch of classes he must have missed.

[Dillinger]

Surely its against the laws of physics to air your balls on a scooter at 90kmh, feel a sharp pain and then gingerly pluck a 3 inch ugly black mother fucker of all wasps? from your inner thigh?

I expected a lot more pain

[VocalNeal]

^ 555

Worse if the bastards get inside your helmet (Shoei)

[Neverna]

If you're in Tesco's and you're in the mood for some processed cheese, don't be tempted to buy this Creamfields shite. It's absolutely awful. More slices per pack (10) and more quantity per packet (170g) than the alternatives on offer, and for a similar price (THB 69), but it's not even worth it at half the price. Truly awful stuff. And it's not even real cheese (only 11% cheese).

[NamPikToot]

Truly awful stuff. And it's not even real cheese (only 11% cheese).

There 320mil special friends north of mehico who would disagree.

[panama hat]

* Suitable for vegetarians . . . so, it's not real cheese

[Bettyboo]

American Cheese is dire - even sane Americans agree.

Seemingly a bi-product of their oil industry. Horrible.

[raycarey]

* Suitable for vegetarians . . . so, it's not real cheese

most vegetarians eat cheese ....vegans, however, will not.

that said, some cheeses contain rennet, which is not vegetarian.

there surely isn't any rennet in those slices of whatever, so that's why the manufacturer put 'suitable for vegetarians' on the label.

[OhOh]

north of mehico

.....

[reddog]

^^^^

The fvcking thing was evil!

Home made way to nut a cat is grab the bastard then shove him head first into a full length gum boot.
Grab the ring expander,it's only made for castration,not for Arabs playing with their goats.
Fit a o-ring to the tool and slide it over soon to be lazy moggies nacker sack,release tool pressure,throw boot wih cat into the distance.

[Mendip]

While collecting eggs today I stuck a chicken on my shoulder and pretended to be a pirate to impress my daughter.

It shit down my back and pecked me on the eye.

Bloody hurt.

I won't be doing that again.

[Jack meoff]

The joys of life mate
Has the wife come back yet from spending your hard earned?

[Neverna]

While collecting eggs today I stuck a chicken on my shoulder and pretended to be a pirate to impress my daughter.


It shit down my back and pecked me on the eye.


Bloody hurt.


I won't be doing that again.

You should have pulled it down with your hook.

[Luigi]

You should have pulled it down with your hook.

...

[panama hat]

that said, some cheeses contain rennet, which is not vegetarian.

Ah, I thought all cheese has rennet - thanks

[HuangLao]

Ah, I thought all cheese has rennet - thanks

A Hindi [and subsequently borrowed] term, I might add.

One of the first to develop curds and cultures.

[jabir]

While collecting eggs today I stuck a chicken on my shoulder and pretended to be a pirate to impress my daughter.

It shit down my back and pecked me on the eye.

Bloody hurt.

I won't be doing that again.

Poor thing was trying to tell you it's fed up with life.

[VocalNeal]

How many times does Adobe have to update Flash Player before they get it right? I wonder what the first version was like?