My dog escaped this morning and someone took a picture of him shitting on their daffodils in their garden, they then proceeded to post up a thread on the town FB site .
Thing that irks me is they know the dog and we know their dog who is a worst offender.
But putting on Faceache ffs. 15,000 members and 40 odd comments!!! Wankers..
Anyhow, the dog had his hour of fame and I got them to remove the topic by bribing them with a box of chocolates and giving them some Chitty sweet talk
and a pizza?
Poor old Chitty's dog poo-shamed. There might be a big fine on your way, Chiity!
I'm tempted to go around tonight and curl one out myself on their front lawn.
Faceache wankers, just knock on my door you lazy fat fooker and tell me where my dog is? Jeez how many times have I took you hussy of a bitch home when it's on heat.
Apparently it pissed in their porch as well.
I might save up a three pint piss for later...
Chit, get yer sen a dodgy chinky, a can of sweet corn and drink 3 pints of Andrews, jump up and down a while and reverse yer sen into their letterbox and enjoy a proper backyard blowout
They won't complain about a doggy turd after that
Dog-shaming is surely a hate-crime that can be prosecuted, especially with Thailand's computer/online protection laws...
Ime if you keep dogs you need to be lucky with the neighbours even if they also have dogs; incidents are going to occur, mostly slight but sometimes more serious, so both sides need to understand that however well trained their dogs they are still dogs and therefore unpredictable.
Worst of all is bitter neighbours triggered by permanent lodgers like dogs/kids, so good on you for grovelling to prevent a bitsy issue from festering.
I farkinwell hate neighbours with children and dogs - should be banned...
Last edited by Bettyboo; 09-03-2019 at 03:11 PM.
Chitty,your panlicker has let down your good name,it should of dropped a load on the car bonnet.
Take second grade to the library, no problem
Come back to the office, grown adults watching different youtube videos at full volume
Just hit 36C (and humid) where I'm staying ... and it's supposed to be Autumn here!
Ruddy pissing down for days!
It's that wet even the dog won't go out..
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