...on the bts during morning rush: managed to secure a coveted end seat when the largest humanoid cow on earth rumbles her way into the seat next to me, with her acrid breakfast bags swinging freely, with her overstuffed tote bags propped on her lap, with her phone at the bottom of the tote bags...it rings: elbows akimbo, she backs and fills until the device can be retrieved and then broadcasts to the sardine-packed and thoroughly trapped passengers the story of her life...for the 25-minute ride to Siam Square...