Daily Moan

[Bogon]

I hope you realise this is only Day 1 of the advent calendar challenge. 24 more to go!

[VocalNeal]

Advent calendar is finished? Its days are numbered?

[Dillinger]

Advent calendars! They should come with little tags to make opening easier. No point having a perforated edge that when you go to open it the flap goes inwards - design something user friendly!!!!!

Stop biting your nails, although bein a Citeh fan........

[Maanaam]

After 3 different dentists and a doctor all failed to find a fix for my swollen face and painful jaw, a visit to a private hospital, doctor and dentist, have found that my molar roots extend (unusually) into my maxillary sinus, this producing a channel for bacteria to enter the sinus. Hence chronic sinusitis that flares up every now and then.
Molar extraction and a course of antibiotics (2 types) and painkillers.
The drug cocktail is slowly working, but I now have almost no sense of taste. I can detect saltiness and a little sweetness, but flavours are all bland and insipid.
My Hong Thong and filtered water tastes like unfiltered tap water. My dahl curry soup tastes like tap water. Orange juice tastes like slightly sweet old tap water.

If I can get used to it, it will mean eating will be cheap as I don't have to seek tasty food, just nutritious.

[noelbino]

To supermarkets and manufacturers: hot dogs are not sausages and should not be labelled as such.

[Chittychangchang]

When you invite a new kid from high school to your eldest's birthday sleepover party and he causes a saint to swear, forcing you to lose your cool the little fooker.

[Chittychangchang]

When you invite a new kid from high school to your eldest's birthday sleepover party and he causes a saint to swear, forcing you to lose your cool, the little fooker.

[VocalNeal]

Bastard I've got flu or a common cold. Headache, coughing, runny eyes.
Being even more miserable than usual today.

[noelbino]

^^^^^Take Solmax tablets. Cured my flu/cold.

[Sumbitch]

Why does anybody ever give me a red?........BASTARDS!

[David48atTD]

Why does anybody ever give me a red?........BASTARDS!

I thought about when you called me a closet girly girl ... nothing more then a passing thought though ... I couldn't be assed.

Will cost you a beer though one day ...


Back to the Rugby Test.

For those interested, 1/2 time ... ENG 13 - AUS 16

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[Sumbitch]

I thought about when you called (Woman of the Year) me a closet girly girl ... nothing more then a passing thought though ... I couldn't be assed.

Will cost you a beer though one day ...

I'll pay gladly.

[chassamui]

hot dogs are not sausages and should not be labelled as such.

Hot dogs, strangely enough, are called hot dogs. Can't think why.

[Troy]

To supermarkets and manufacturers: hot dogs are not sausages and should not be labelled as such.

More info required...who is calling a hot-dog a sausage?

Germans are often guilty of saying frankfurter (hot-dog) and wiener, (hot-dog) are sausage...Americans tend not to know the difference at all.

[Maanaam]

To supermarkets and manufacturers: hot dogs are not sausages and should not be labelled as such.

More info required...who is calling a hot-dog a sausage?

Germans are often guilty of saying frankfurter (hot-dog) and wiener, (hot-dog) are sausage...Americans tend not to know the difference at all.

In Australia and NZ, a hotdog is the bun-frankfurter combination. The sausage alone is a frank, frankfurt, frankfurter, or frankfurter sausage.
And I would call a frankfurter a sausage, because it is.

Would you call a salami, a sausage? I think I would.

[VocalNeal]

^^^^^Take Solmax tablets. Cured my flu/cold.

Cheers that seems to have fixed the coughing. Not sure what it is but maybe just a bad case of man flu?

Asked my dear wife if she would go and buy me some Aspirin. The Pharmacy is about 100m away.

The poor woman, bless her, has been to 5 pharmacies all within about 500 m. No Aspirin anywhere!

[baldrick]

No Aspirin anywhere!

I tried to buy aspirin from BigC pharmacy today - no hab

[Troy]

Would you call a salami, a sausage? I think I would.

Well technically it is a sausage, just as black pudding is, but when you talk sausages then it isn't what springs to mind. I mean Italian sausage brings to me thoughts of salsiccia rather than salami, something that requires grilling or baking rather than cured and requiring simply slicing...

...and that is essentially what a sausage means to the English, uncooked with method of cooking being grill, frying-pan or oven rather than boiling. Those that require boiling are chucked into a separate category of hot-dog sausages...to be eaten with that ghastly yellow gunk some pass for mustard (when we all know only Colman's mustard is real mustard)

Chipolatas to me are just thin sausages ... same thing just thinner....

[Maanaam]

Not sure what it is but maybe just a bad case of man flu?

ALL cases of man flu are bad.

[VocalNeal]

Now even the dog is sick. He's mopping around as well. :

[ENT]

Not sure what it is but maybe just a bad case of man flu?

ALL cases of man flu are bad.

No such thing as man flu, except for wimps who think they're men...

[VocalNeal]

Man flu is real because oestrogen protects women from the influenza virus ...

So I guess if you have never had it...

[Maanaam]

Now I understand why ENT seems to have PMT and is so often on his period.

[biff]

Woke up with sore throat, headache , runny nose, have the flu..got a 17 hours flight today...not looking forward to it..Bastards...

[VocalNeal]

Decolgen from any pharmacy.