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[Bettyboo]

My mouth is on fire.

The wife didn't listen to me. I distinctly said, not spicy because I have a cold. She decided to interpret that as "I have a cold, so make it as spicy as possible to drive the cold away." In defiance, I ate it all up anyways, and that was an error!

[Latindancer]

he's from Birmingham...............easily the most annoying accent in the UK

Not according to a Colonel in David Niven's book The Moon's A Balloon :

"the Colonel zeroed in on me and spoke to me for the first time.

His words were few and his point was made with admirable clarity. 'I have,' he said, `fucked women of every nationality and most animals, but the one thing I cannot abide is a girl with a Glasgow accent. Pass the port.' He never spoke to me again.

[Bettyboo]

The wife doesn't understand; she keeps calling it tinned ham.

[jamescollister]

Yes TD the one you border bounce every 90 days, Chong Mek is not far.
Cadet hat, I'm not from Birmingham, you asked me this before, is your memory going or do you just post anything for the sake of posting.

[Dillinger]

Worse - - - easily the most annoying accent in the UK

Yow cheeky coont

Speaking of which . . . I used to have to attend an IT trade show in Birmingham every year at the NEC. What a hole.

More canals than Venice, ok they are full of shoppimg trolleys.....

Did you visit Broad Street?

[Bettyboo]

I met me Romanian g/f while 'holidaying' in Birmingham...

[Pragmatic]

She was 'holidaying', or you were?

[panama hat]

Cadet hat, I'm not from Birmingham, you asked me this before, is your memory going or do you just post anything for the sake of posting.

Nope, pretty sure you said Birmingham and then went to Oz, became a jail corrections officer after which you became an inmate. Pretty sure that's what you said. Please feel free to correct me, it's hardly a big think to get a city wrong and admit to have gotten it wrong

Yow cheeky coont

Ah, the dulcet tones . . . makes wimmins even more fascinating

More canals than Venice, ok they are full of shoppimg trolleys.....

Yes, Venice . . . Ahem

Did you visit Broad Street?

I didn't, I must admit. Stayed at the hotel near the NEC and left - it seemed really seedy and not - umm - British at all on the way to town, so we turned back. Four Murkins and me

[Bettyboo]

She was 'holidaying', or you were?

She was working (on a training course), I was doing a night diving course in a Birmingham lake type thingy.

We spent our first date at Warwick castle. Very nice. I got pictures...

[Pragmatic]

A threads no good without pictures.

[Bettyboo]

(Warwick Castle)


(River Rea)


Moan of the Day: she had really nice tits, so why don't I have any decent pics of them...

[Pragmatic]

she had really nice tits

Her 'Y' doesn't look too bad either

[Pragmatic]

We spent our first date at Warwick castle.

I'm from Coventry originally and I was gobsmacked as to the price of admission at the castle.

[Bettyboo]

^ how much? That's gotta be worth a Daily Moan...

It must be very challenging having started ones life in Coventry, usually one gets sent there for some terrible behaviour...

[Pragmatic]

It must be very challenging having started ones life in Coventry

It was, and I still have flashbacks to this day.

[Bettyboo]

[Dillinger]

I was doing a night diving course in a Birmingham lake type thingy

translation:

He was in the Belfry's water hazards nicking golf balls


I know him, drinks in the Red Lion, that's Bob the tranny

[Bettyboo]

Bob the Tranny gave great head, just sayin...

[Dillinger]

I know

[Kurgen]

Once again, I tried to play golf today............BASTARD !!!!!!!!!

[Cujo]

(Warwick Castle)


(River Rea)


Moan of the Day: she had really nice tits, so why don't I have any decent pics of them...

She looks like a nice bloke.

[Troy]

Lufthansa strike has left me stranded in NW England..Not sure whether to travel back via Paris or Bangkok!

[panama hat]

^ That sucks

[Bettyboo]

Bob the tranny

That sucks

That's unkind; "she" sucks.

[charleyboy]

Betty goes out with wimmin wiv moustaches!


You'll be wantin' a slice o' me Quiche next.