Too smart for school, sign him up for the Army...that'll give him a reality check.Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
Too smart for school, sign him up for the Army...that'll give him a reality check.Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
I thought you had 7?
Hence . . . I (see above)Originally Posted by kingwilly
(Ok, you win in other departments, but the vital area of number of aircons is mine . . . pompeyshadastroke must be livid as he has a desk fan at best . . . a second hand one he received as a gift from smeg, who was given the fan in lieu of cash while doing what he does in public toilets)
Kids' fucking moronic school cancelled classes today due to 'projected heavy rain', which of course never materialized. So, having fucked it up today, they just cancelled classes for tomorrow due to a 'possibility of rain'.
And, as a capper, retardo President just declared Eid a national holiday for next Friday, despite the fact that it (a) doesn't fall on Friday and (b) the 1% of Muslims live way in the South and are going to celebrate it anyway and (c) your average Flipper has no clue what Eid represents.
So, a four-day weekend followed by a three-day weekend - neither for any rational reason other than sucking the dicks of head-banger countries that employ Flips as slaves.
There is no hope....
My kids are delighted....
The time will fly past with that son of yours , Davis
True. He just came into my office and asked if we had any soap flakes. I told him I had no fucking idea and to go ask one of the maids.
Belatedly, I hollered down the stairs asking what need he could possibly have for soap flakes. Mumble, mumble....project.....
Went to his room and checked computer....
"How to make napalm at home from household ingredients"
Looking forward to the weekend...............................
Brilliant.
He's been corresponding with ltnt.Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
The boy is clearly a genius.
Moan:
Anal, angry Germans on their Autobahn not understanding my imported driving style.
Utility companies with no staff. Just heaps of paper, recorded messages and fokked interwebs.
Tried to pay my bills today and got fokking nowhere after 2 wasted hours.
^Yep. Same old shit. Although I don't scream as much....wife thinks it's finally beating me down. Be 19 years next month.....
Originally Posted by KurgenMade me smile.Originally Posted by Latindancer
Cheers.Originally Posted by wjblaney
I took no offence.Originally Posted by panama hat
All good and thanks.Originally Posted by Latindancer
My Mother has just been diagnosed with breast cancer. Luckily caught in the early stages and, praying to Gods I'm not sure even exist, hopefully she'll beat this fukker that takes no prisoners.
Got a friend who's Mom just had a double mastectomy, he was worried sick of what to say to her, or what to do. He even mentioned he was brought up on those 2 teats, bless him.
Anyhow, my point is, the only advice I gave to him was to just be his usual self and make her laugh and smile and keep her spirits up and don't mope. He told me she was in fine fettle when he went back from his hol here.
Women are far stronger than us mentally. I have a 94 year old nan who had a leg amputated in January, they cut it off her on a local anaesthetic because they were worried about her age with a general.
All the very best to your mom and you and yours at this time, Kurge,be yourself and keep her smiling mate.
Glad it wasn't actually your pee-pee. I would have felt pretty silly then.
I wish good luck to you both, Kurgen. But better still.....good management. Each particular cancer has it's own particular genotype, and some drugs are not effective for certain genotypes, whereas others are.
There's a pretty good success rate with breast cancer these days. But it certainly cannot hurt to suggest she adds a fair bit of the spice Turmeric (preferably fresh) to her diet, to be on the safe side. It's just a root vegetable which looks a bit like ginger, but the anti-metastatic effects are impressive.
It kills the cancer stem cells which are responsible for the metastasis, or spread, of cancer. Turmeric Extract Strikes To The Root Cause of Cancer Malignancy
Here is another link about it which details a few more of it's effects. Pretty amazing, given that it's a common culinary spice.600 Reasons Turmeric May Be The World's Most Important Herb
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Idiot fucking school...not a drop of rain.
On the other hand, the father/son project worked perfectly.
Wife is next door now negotiating the cost of replacing the neighbor's chicken coop...says we're both idiots.
Can't please everybody, I guess.
I pointed out that there was now BBQ chicken for their lunch...to no avail. We have been sent to our respective rooms for a time out.
It was cool, though...............
Went to BKK for a day meeting. Missed my plane back to Phuket because the roads up to Dorn Muang airport were chocka.
'Never mind' though I. Just get on a later flight. No chance! All flights to Phuket fully booked with Chinese tourists.
I had to spend the night at DM in a rather dubious-looking hotel, (both the hotel and the women in the karaokee bar..)
I hope my Chinese guests who checked in without me at my hotel were able to 'self-serve'
Damn expensive as well.
Missed flight + new flight + hotel + hotel 'extras' ...
PS - Before anyone asks, the 'women' at the hotel were not on my short list for marriage. They were more the 'motherly' type ==> older than my dear departed Mum
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
Bet there was no fukking wigwam out backOriginally Posted by Simon43
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