Daily Moan

[thaimeme]

There are some deeply disturbed, disconnected and troubled folks amongst us....

[ltnt]

There are some deeply disturbed, disconnected and troubled folks amongst us....

Yes indeed thaimeme...however after a very brief visit to FOX's NATION, and reading through the replies I think I can safely say our special people are far superior to Fox News NATION's following. Scary place Fox.

[Cujo]

Spent the day at the World Halal Summit at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre meeting up with several clients, mainly from Iran and a new one from Palestine . . . received some very good introductions to Korean and Japanese halal providers and met up with Tourism Iran - some very good ideas and plans.

Oh, ate the best tapenade I have ever had . . . and black olives in olive oil, not brine or water.

Excellent

The daily MOAN, Ocker, the daily MOAN.
i think Texprat started a happy thoughts thread but it never really took off.

[Dapper]

Spent the day at the World Halal Summit at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre meeting up with several clients,

[panama hat]

Spent the day at the World Halal Summit at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre meeting up with several clients,

It must be confusing . . . clients . . . people one works with . . . unlike collecting the dole/unemployment.


You're welcome

[panama hat]

The daily MOAN, Ocker, the daily MOAN.

Yes, moan . . . I was thinking of the redhead in BM's posts when I wrote that.


Ok,moan . . . I have a new stalker in Dapper . . . manages to make his usual non-sensical comments to many of my posts.

Hmm, Camel Toe is back? Fozzy perhaps?

[thaimeme]

The daily MOAN, Ocker, the daily MOAN.

Yes, moan . . . I was thinking of the redhead in BM's posts when I wrote that.


Ok,moan . . . I have a new stalker in Dapper . . . manages to make his usual non-sensical comments to many of my posts.

Hmm, Camel Toe is back? Fozzy perhaps?

You do have a fan club, Hats.
Blessed, you are....

[Dillinger]

the slimy Thai Cnut who burnt my banana pancake and craftily turned it over to hide the charred side. It took the useless fuck half an hour to prepare as well.

I got the Missus to point it out to him m twice and he just gave that dumb Thai buffalo look, twice!!!

[Dillinger]

While I'm at it, those cnuts who charge you 40 baht to visit a fukkin waterfall that's a cunting kilometre walk away where there is no fukkin bastard water.

Bollocks shit fuck cunts wank cock piss arse

Aah that's better.

[panama hat]

Nice . . . umm . . . pancake and . . . uhhh . . . nice rocks

[thaimeme]

the slimy Thai Cnut who burnt my banana pancake and craftily turned it over to hide the charred side. It took the useless fuck half an hour to prepare as well.

I got the Missus to point it out to him m twice and he just gave that dumb Thai buffalo look, twice!!!

You take pik naam phra with your scorched pancake [looks of French toast]?

Well....that different.

[Dillinger]

Chai khrub aroi mak

[patsycat]

The daily MOAN, Ocker, the daily MOAN.

Yes, moan . . . I was thinking of the redhead in BM's posts when I wrote that.


Ok,moan . . . I have a new stalker in Dapper . . . manages to make his usual non-sensical comments to many of my posts.

Hmm, Camel Toe is back? Fozzy perhaps?

Me too. I think its Eggie.

[Latindancer]

Definitely not Eggie...Dapper's use of English is quite different.

[panama hat]

The daily MOAN, Ocker, the daily MOAN.

Yes, moan . . . I was thinking of the redhead in BM's posts when I wrote that.


Ok,moan . . . I have a new stalker in Dapper . . . manages to make his usual non-sensical comments to many of my posts.

Hmm, Camel Toe is back? Fozzy perhaps?

Me too. I think its Eggie.

Could well be, it has been a few weeks since his last nic . . . but Fozzy wouldn't target just me whereas Camel Toe does . . . no idea why.

Why the mods continue their weird attitude of binning/banning posters just to et them continue under a different nic doesn't make much sense, but then family shit seems acceptable now as well

[Simon43]

My moan for today.

Why do Thai drivers moan like fcuk when I undercut their prices?

This evening, I went to the main road (6km away), to pick up ex #2 who requested "Simple Simon's Speedy Taxi Service" to meet her off the bus from Chumpon.

So whilst waiting for her to arrive at the bus stop, 3 extremely long-legged, skimpy-shorted German girls got off a bus and needed a taxi to take them the 6km over to the airport, (where I had come from).

The local taxi guy demanded 400 baht for the 10 minute ride, but the girls wisely refused.

Leering at their smooth, naked thighs, I countered with 100 baht (it was all I could afford...), and was met with a look from the taxi guy like he had just walked in on me committing cunnilingus with his 90-year old grandmother.

He was obviously considering this taxi ride as a business deal, whereas I was fantasizing about licking their thighs.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the ex arrived and refused to sit in the back of the truck whilst the German lasses snuggled up to me inside the cab. So I popped the lasses in the back, took their 100 baht note, said 'toodlepip' to the miserable taxi guy and drove off.

The girls were very appreciative of my help, (but not to the point of letting me lick their thighs).

Ex #2 commended me on helping out the tourists.

Taxi driver will no doubt be visiting me later tonight with his mates and a large wrench.

He was probably gay anyway

[Neverna]

back in a mo..

[ltnt]

I got the Missus to point it out to him m twice and he just gave that dumb Thai buffalo look, twice!!!

For what purpose Dil? Did you want another stab at a banana pancake from this guy? Or an "apology?"

That's some serious fk-up pancake cooking. More like a baked Frisbee."

[Loy Toy]

the slimy Thai Cnut who burnt my banana pancake

those cnuts who charge you 40 baht to visit a fukkin waterfall

Bollocks shit fuck cunts wank cock piss arse

So you enjoyed your trip to Koh Chang mate?

[Stumpy]

There are some deeply disturbed, disconnected and troubled folks amongst us....

Yes indeed thaimeme...however after a very brief visit to FOX's NATION, and reading through the replies I think I can safely say our special people are far superior to Fox News NATION's following. Scary place Fox.

I can't watch or read any US news ltnt. Its all so spun up and full whack people. There are a lot of people out there that have broken moral compasses for sure.

[Kurgen]

I've had enough of the heat and even worse are the poxy fruit flies !

BASTARDS !!!

[ltnt]

I can't watch or read any US news ltnt. Its all so spun up and full whack people. There are a lot of people out there that have broken moral compasses for sure.

Here's a perfect example of the type of people in your neighborhood JPPR...

California vaping: The new subculture - BBC News

Enjoy the read...America the country you love to leave...

[Dillinger]

Google maps is shite in Thailand.

And my missus is a backseat driver who nearly got left in Trat when she jumped out for a pee

[Simon43]

Fcuking mad ex #2 pissed me off this afternoon.

She asked me to take her to Tesco-Lotus, 20 minutes down the road in Thalang Town. I was OK to do this, on the basis of hurrying back to my hotel.

But oh no, going to T-L was all a big lie. In fact, being the super-hypochondriac that she is, she actually wanted to visit the local hospital, (where she has a ward bed permanently reserved).

The naive doctor humoured her and made her lie down for 2 fcuking hours, whilst I waited outside in the car with some other family members.

Being Thai, they all just waited in the car, whilst I cursed the stupid bitch under my breath. (I didn't know at first that it would be 2 hours, or I would have kicked the family out after 15 minutes and gone home).

After 2 hours, she wanders out without a word of apology, we drive home and I have to pay my cleaning lady 2 hours of OT money for staying on to look after my hotel.

I know exactly why I divorced that cnut - she is fcuking, fcuked up and totally selfish.

Got that off my chest - time for a beer.

[thaimeme]

Google maps is shite in Thailand.

Not if one uses Google Thai, and of course can read/comprehend Thai - and know how to read a map......