Daily Moan

[Storekeeper]

Can't post in any threads I want to at the moment because Harry is all over the board and I'll be challenged for stalking ...

Bloody hell Harry quit bogarting all the daggum threads!

[Paddy Whackery]

Wait til you get to Thailand, if you think the Yanks are dumb fucks

Firstly, totally reverse that: Thais are much better drivers, IMO, than Yanks.

Secondly, go to Canada, specifically Montreal, if you want to see a combination of the absolute worst drivers in the world...

I did find when i was living in NY that driving habits got progressively worse as you go north. In Boston for example, they don't indicate but expect you to "know" what their intentions are. In Toronto, you can circle the block looking for a spot and the guy in front of you beeps to indicate when he wants to back into a spot, but will neither indicate or even wave at you in the rear view mirror. One time, i was going round and round, convinced that the guy behind was constantly beeping at me, so finally i got out and asked him what's the problem? He told me it was the guy in front...

[Stinky]

Thermonuclear influenza is really hitting hard now, not been able to exercise for three days, can't even muster a decent erection for a sympathy wank off the neighbour :'(

[panama hat]

You want your neighbour to wank you off? Why would he do that?

Boom-Tish!

Thank you ladies and germs, Ill be here every night from 8-10 pm - tips are appreciated . . . I'll get my coat

[Stinky]

You want your neighbour to wank you off? Why would he do that?
Boom Tish!

Thank you for that Panama but my neighbour is actually a she!
AND, her pension doesn't cover her living expenses so the relationship is reciprocal and nessesary.

Thank you ladies and germs, Ill be here every night from 8-10 pm - tips are appreciated . . . I'll get my coat

Don't give up your day job.

[panama hat]

Don't give up your day job.

We wuz opressed I iz . . . by yu monopolkapitalist pig dog Yes

(Paraphrasing Exit Strategy using piwanoi English)

[Sumbitch]

I did find when i was living in NY that driving habits got progressively worse as you go north. In Boston for example, they don't indicate but expect you to "know" what their intentions are. In Toronto, you can circle the block looking for a spot and the guy in front of you beeps to indicate when he wants to back into a spot, but will neither indicate or even wave at you in the rear view mirror. One time, i was going round and round, convinced that the guy behind was constantly beeping at me, so finally i got out and asked him what's the problem? He told me it was the guy in front.

Ha, ha, ha. And given the small amount of time I've spent in NYC proper, drivers and locals there don't deserve the bad rap I've heard around occasionally: e.g. taxi drivers are outstandingly loud, rude and obnoxious. That conclusion seems simply a misconception of the combination of the dry humor and N.E. accent they've got (not speaking about the immigrant taxi drivers from Pakistan and the Caribbean, whom I've heard abound these days).

[nidhogg]

You want your neighbour to wank you off? Why would he do that?
Boom Tish!

Thank you for that Panama but my neighbour is actually a she!
AND, her pension doesn't cover her living expenses so the relationship is reciprocal and nessesary.

Dear God. I cannot be the only person who shuddered at that.....

[Dillinger]

I didn't. I thought it was a nice gesture

[Bettyboo]

How many beers would it take before you reach for that zip?

Stinky: none.
Dil: 2 strawberry breezers.
me: more than I could drink in a lifetime...

[chassamui]

I think if you pulled that zip down her legs might fall off.

[Stinky]

How many beers would it take before you reach for that zip?

Stinky: none.
Dil: 2 strawberry breezers.
me: more than I could drink in a lifetime...

Well she's got no dress sense but apart from that, put her hair in curlers and give her a blue rinse and she'd look mighty appetising

[Dillinger]

I reckon if you pulled the zip down you'd find Withnall in there going at it hammer and tongs

[Latindancer]

But before then, he'd have her false teeth out and .....

[Stinky]

............

[Stinky]

But before then, he'd have her false teeth out and .....

You know it mate!

[Kurgen]

Wives........I rest my case.

[Davis Knowlton]

My daughter fought in her first Tae Kwan Do big tournament yesterday. About 400 fighters. Despite having a black belt in Karate, she's only been doing TKD for a few months, but is already on the school varsity team.

She scored big, knocking the other fighter flat twice, reducing her to tears of rage.

My moan: She only took home the silver, as the judges docked points for what they called an illegal kick. Guess Karate habits die slowly.

Still, a good first time up.

[Stinky]

^ Sounds like a proud daddy day Davis, nice one

[Davis Knowlton]

^Thanks. She did well, especially after waiting for hours for her time to fight.

And, grades just were posted and despite the time spent in varsity athletics, she was an academic achiever. First time in three years in this school, which is much tougher than Montessori. She is pumped.

Her brother, who missed achiever status by 0.6 academic points, is a bit bummed.

[Bogon]

My daughter fought in her first Tae Kwan Do big tournament yesterday. About 400 fighters.

I had visions of a young female Knowlton taking on 400 fighters at once, Bruce Lee style!

Congrats to the young lady on her achievement.

[Dillinger]

She scored big, knocking the other fighter flat twice, reducing her to tears of rage

Did she kick the other girl in the fanny?

[Davis Knowlton]

In fact, the first kick that dropped her was straight to the crotch. Ouch! She dropped like a rock.

[Latindancer]

How does THAT work ? It's a nerve centre ?

I've never seen it done on a woman.

[Davis Knowlton]

^Dunno. I saw my daughter's gear included groin protection and wondered about it. Now I know.