Daily Moan

[Stinky]

This young lady is sat on my sofa eating salt n vinegar crisps with tomato ketchup,,, crisps with ketchup ffs, it's enough to make me puke!!

[Boon Mee]

This young lady is sat on my sofa eating salt n vinegar crisps with tomato ketchup,,, crisps with ketchup ffs, it's enough to make me puke!!

They like ketchup on their pizzas too!

[Dillinger]

^ ^Were you dragged up as a kid ?

[Kurgen]

Friday lunchtime hangovers....BASTARDS!

going to try to play golf again this afterloon....BASTARD!

[Kurgen]

Saturday morning hangovers.........BASTARDS


golf.......BASTARD!!!!!

[Stinky]

This young lady is sat on my sofa eating salt n vinegar crisps with tomato ketchup,,, crisps with ketchup ffs, it's enough to make me puke!!

They like ketchup on their pizzas too!

Yes that's another gross out, these culinary lepers must have been weened on the stuff.

[chassamui]

Saturday morning hangovers.........BASTARDS

Have you thought of setting up an automated messege for this problem?

[Boon Mee]

Not enough rain & now we have too much - have some standing water on the property...

[Dillinger]

Better get some bleach in that

[Boon Mee]

Better get some bleach in that

Dried up next day.

[Stumpy]

Why is that drivers get in their cars and some how feel they have stepped into a vacuum and nothing outside their car matters anymore?

Point in case, I am driving home. Guy pulls out in front of me and goes 5 mph while he is talking away to his wife like like nothing else exists. Totally oblivious to whats going on around him. I mean why should it, he is in his car right? Common sense does not apply any longer. He is thinking "I turned the key, the car started, I put it in drive and everything is done". This happens damn near all the time.

If people got in their car and paid MORE attention not less there would be far less wrecks. People go to sleep at the wheel.

[Dillinger]

Wait til you get to Thailand, if you think the Yanks are dumb fucks

[Stumpy]

Wait til you get to Thailand, if you think the Yanks are dumb fucks

Shiiiit Dillinger. I LOVE driving in Thailand. This place is an utter mad house of idiots from all walks of life. They went from riding in rickshaws, on the backs of camels, backs of elephants, pedaling bicycles to driving a car and cant read English to understands the signs. Thailand to me Is a known entity. Here is Russian roulette every day I back out of my driveway.

[Dillinger]

Reverse it in mate

[chassamui]

England is so cold it hurts my bones.

[Stinky]

I went to visit my bros yesterday who all looked sick as parrots so I turned around and went home, I was only there seconds but still woke up at 4.30am with thermonuclear influenza.

[Sumbitch]

Wait til you get to Thailand, if you think the Yanks are dumb fucks

Firstly, totally reverse that: Thais are much better drivers, IMO, than Yanks.

Secondly, go to Canada, specifically Montreal, if you want to see a combination of the absolute worst drivers in the world, plus the absolute worst highway and road system. Think one-way streets where two in a row go in the same direction, freeways where when you get off, you are routed onto frontage roads which actually lead to the crossing you want: miss the offramp for the frontage road at the right place and good luck getting back onto the freeway in the opposite direction. On the other hand, get off too early and you might as well have never got on the freeway in the first place. And obviously, since the frontage road is where you have to get off, shouldn't the signs say "Frontage Road Right Lane" or "Next Exit"? OF COURSE! And, yes, they do!

[Stinky]

I just took nipper to the skate park and some Polish twat came and said my lads bike was stolen, he said unless I let him check. the bike over he would call the police! "Fucking call em!" says I "I'll wait right here!". The kunt was just trying to get his hands on the bike and he'd have been off! These bikes cost over a grand a piece so a good score if Polish daddy can nick my lads bike.
Anyway the kunt buggered off for a while then came back and tried it on again so I told him to get in his car and fuckorf or I'll be calling the police. He got in his car and sped off, I called the police nonetheless.
That really wound me up.

[somtamslap]

^ I doesn't matter where you are in the world, there's always some twat trying to fuck your day up.

That really wound me up.

Yes, I'm not sure if I'd have not been able to not punch him incredibly hard in the face.

[Stinky]

^ he's lucky I had my nipper to look out for Slaps or I have snapped his jaw for him.

[Kurgen]

Thursday morning hangovers.....BASTARDS!

[Stinky]

You'll be sorry when it gets to Monday morning sclerosis

[VocalNeal]

he said unless I let him check. the bike over he would call the police! "Fucking call em!" says I "I'll wait right here!".

In any situation always "call" the bluff.

I would have said something along the lines of "no problem, stay here I'll call them"

Had that before when a taxi clipped into my truck. Driver gets out sees farang, demands money, says he will call police. I told him it will have to be tourist police as they speak English the number is 1155. Did he want me to call them?

[klong toey]

Feck 1000 baht for a bottle of cider.

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[Sumbitch]

You'll be sorry when it gets to Monday morning sclerosis

which of these two meanings is most appropriate to your slur:

scle·ro·sis
/skləˈrōsəs/

noun MEDICINE

1. abnormal hardening of body tissue.

2. excessive resistance to change.
"the challenge was to avoid institutional sclerosis"