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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    I asked, "WTF"? He responded, "Give 'em what they want, Dad."
    Too smart for school, sign him up for the Army...that'll give him a reality check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I just counted our ACs, only 6

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    I thought you had 7?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post

    Speaking like this takes the power away from cancer and allows us to see it as less threatening.
    Yeah, cause its not like its the pretty nearly the top cause of death worldwide or anything....


    ..oh, wait.....


    Sheesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I thought you had 7?
    Hence . . . I (see above)

    (Ok, you win in other departments, but the vital area of number of aircons is mine . . . pompeyshadastroke must be livid as he has a desk fan at best . . . a second hand one he received as a gift from smeg, who was given the fan in lieu of cash while doing what he does in public toilets)

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I just counted our ACs, only 6
    You Big Money Boys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ are you drunk?


    No, sir.


    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    My money's on 'Well on the way'.
    Was it that bad? I actually thought it made sense. Time for a beer or two, perhaps. Maybe I'll write better when I'm drunk.


    Is it still Ramadan?

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    Kids' fucking moronic school cancelled classes today due to 'projected heavy rain', which of course never materialized. So, having fucked it up today, they just cancelled classes for tomorrow due to a 'possibility of rain'.

    And, as a capper, retardo President just declared Eid a national holiday for next Friday, despite the fact that it (a) doesn't fall on Friday and (b) the 1% of Muslims live way in the South and are going to celebrate it anyway and (c) your average Flipper has no clue what Eid represents.

    So, a four-day weekend followed by a three-day weekend - neither for any rational reason other than sucking the dicks of head-banger countries that employ Flips as slaves.

    There is no hope....

    My kids are delighted....

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    The time will fly past with that son of yours , Davis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The time will fly past with that son of yours , Davis
    True. He just came into my office and asked if we had any soap flakes. I told him I had no fucking idea and to go ask one of the maids.

    Belatedly, I hollered down the stairs asking what need he could possibly have for soap flakes. Mumble, mumble....project.....

    Went to his room and checked computer....

    "How to make napalm at home from household ingredients"

    Looking forward to the weekend...............................

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    Brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    "How to make napalm at home from household ingredients"
    He's been corresponding with ltnt.

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    The boy is clearly a genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    The boy is clearly a genius.
    I've switched him over from soap flakes to styrofoam peanuts used for packing in boxes. Work much better. We're going to mix up a batch tomorrow. Little father-son project.

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    Anal, angry Germans on their Autobahn not understanding my imported driving style.

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    Utility companies with no staff. Just heaps of paper, recorded messages and fokked interwebs.
    Tried to pay my bills today and got fokking nowhere after 2 wasted hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    Kids' fucking moronic school cancelled classes today due to 'projected heavy rain', which of course never materialized. So, having fucked it up today, they just cancelled classes for tomorrow due to a 'possibility of rain'.

    And, as a capper, retardo President just declared Eid a national holiday for next Friday, despite the fact that it (a) doesn't fall on Friday and (b) the 1% of Muslims live way in the South and are going to celebrate it anyway and (c) your average Flipper has no clue what Eid represents.

    So, a four-day weekend followed by a three-day weekend - neither for any rational reason other than sucking the dicks of head-banger countries that employ Flips as slaves.

    There is no hope....

    My kids are delighted....
    Sounds like nothing changes in the P.I Davis Snafu eh?

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    ^Yep. Same old shit. Although I don't scream as much....wife thinks it's finally beating me down. Be 19 years next month.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Cancer, you kunt from hell, I hate you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer
    Got a lesion on your pee-pee, Kurgen ?
    Made me smile.
    Quote Originally Posted by wjblaney
    I allus second my man, hear, Kurgen?
    Cheers.
    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    A very un-cool thing to say, LD
    I took no offence.
    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer
    I've never had an issue with Kurgen, and both of us know it. I am talking to him as if he were a close friend.
    All good and thanks.

    My Mother has just been diagnosed with breast cancer. Luckily caught in the early stages and, praying to Gods I'm not sure even exist, hopefully she'll beat this fukker that takes no prisoners.

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    Got a friend who's Mom just had a double mastectomy, he was worried sick of what to say to her, or what to do. He even mentioned he was brought up on those 2 teats, bless him.

    Anyhow, my point is, the only advice I gave to him was to just be his usual self and make her laugh and smile and keep her spirits up and don't mope. He told me she was in fine fettle when he went back from his hol here.

    Women are far stronger than us mentally. I have a 94 year old nan who had a leg amputated in January, they cut it off her on a local anaesthetic because they were worried about her age with a general.

    All the very best to your mom and you and yours at this time, Kurge,be yourself and keep her smiling mate.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post

    My Mother has just been diagnosed with breast cancer. Luckily caught in the early stages and, praying to Gods I'm not sure even exist, hopefully she'll beat this fukker that takes no prisoners.
    Glad it wasn't actually your pee-pee. I would have felt pretty silly then.

    I wish good luck to you both, Kurgen. But better still.....good management. Each particular cancer has it's own particular genotype, and some drugs are not effective for certain genotypes, whereas others are.

    There's a pretty good success rate with breast cancer these days. But it certainly cannot hurt to suggest she adds a fair bit of the spice Turmeric (preferably fresh) to her diet, to be on the safe side. It's just a root vegetable which looks a bit like ginger, but the anti-metastatic effects are impressive.
    It kills the cancer stem cells which are responsible for the metastasis, or spread, of cancer. Turmeric Extract Strikes To The Root Cause of Cancer Malignancy


    Here is another link about it which details a few more of it's effects. Pretty amazing, given that it's a common culinary spice.600 Reasons Turmeric May Be The World's Most Important Herb
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    Idiot fucking school...not a drop of rain.

    On the other hand, the father/son project worked perfectly.



    Wife is next door now negotiating the cost of replacing the neighbor's chicken coop...says we're both idiots.

    Can't please everybody, I guess.

    I pointed out that there was now BBQ chicken for their lunch...to no avail. We have been sent to our respective rooms for a time out.

    It was cool, though...............

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    Went to BKK for a day meeting. Missed my plane back to Phuket because the roads up to Dorn Muang airport were chocka.

    'Never mind' though I. Just get on a later flight. No chance! All flights to Phuket fully booked with Chinese tourists.

    I had to spend the night at DM in a rather dubious-looking hotel, (both the hotel and the women in the karaokee bar..)

    I hope my Chinese guests who checked in without me at my hotel were able to 'self-serve'

    Damn expensive as well.

    Missed flight + new flight + hotel + hotel 'extras' ...

    PS - Before anyone asks, the 'women' at the hotel were not on my short list for marriage. They were more the 'motherly' type ==> older than my dear departed Mum
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I had to spend the night at DM in a rather dubious-looking hotel
    Bet there was no fukking wigwam out back

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