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    Saturday.....hungover...wife hates me...at least I still have my good looks, charm and charisma

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    Power cuts: home and office. On and off again all fucking morning.

    How these people expect to build and maintain a high-speed rail network, when one mangy soi dog pissing up a telegraph pole can nix the whole shebang is beyond me.

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    [QUOTE=jamescollister;3042133]I must be living in the twight zone, heard some stupid ideas over the years, but today's idea takes the cake.
    BIL and his wife live here sometimes, well most of the time, they have a new house in an estate in Krabi, but prefer the jungle.

    Anyway, about 3 years ago they decide to build a house in the village, local witch doctor tells them, unlucky year for them to build, so BIL asks can he build a room/bedsit type attacked to our house.
    Now our house looks a bit like a motel, large roofed open area with rooms coming off both sides, so say build what you want, which they do.

    Now witch doctor throws some sticks or what ever, lucky time to build a new house, but old bedsit has to come down, bad luck may follow you across the road if you leave it standing.
    These 2 are not village idiots, both Uni educated, both have new cars and unlimited money it would seem. but the shaman has spoken and for good luck the bedsit needs to be raised to the ground, including the concrete floor, nothing but the earth must remain.
    All this must be done before any work starts on the new house, so as I write they are moving all the furniture out,

    My wife thinks they are crazy, but she wants to use the space for other things and is happy to see it gone,[/QUOTE้D Demolition has begun and I will be killing someone soon, so far, ripped the wiring for half our house out, all runs out of the same meter box, through the same circuit breaker box, you can't just knock down a room and expect the wires to regrow.
    Next the water, we have none, one pump supplies all, when you rip out, cut pipes water comes out, if as in the Thai way you bury them in concrete, not easy to stop.

    Think I will be getting a motel for the night, wife thinks a good idea, until I said your brother will be paying and if they don't have the new house up fast, they can pay rent for living here, we are not a motel.

    And to top it off that bit of junk motorbike won't start again, may start drinking early.

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    [quote=jamescollister;3046448]
    Quote Originally Posted by jamescollister View Post
    I must be living in the twight zone, heard some stupid ideas over the years, but today's idea takes the cake.
    BIL and his wife live here sometimes, well most of the time, they have a new house in an estate in Krabi, but prefer the jungle.

    Anyway, about 3 years ago they decide to build a house in the village, local witch doctor tells them, unlucky year for them to build, so BIL asks can he build a room/bedsit type attacked to our house.
    Now our house looks a bit like a motel, large roofed open area with rooms coming off both sides, so say build what you want, which they do.

    Now witch doctor throws some sticks or what ever, lucky time to build a new house, but old bedsit has to come down, bad luck may follow you across the road if you leave it standing.
    These 2 are not village idiots, both Uni educated, both have new cars and unlimited money it would seem. but the shaman has spoken and for good luck the bedsit needs to be raised to the ground, including the concrete floor, nothing but the earth must remain.
    All this must be done before any work starts on the new house, so as I write they are moving all the furniture out,

    My wife thinks they are crazy, but she wants to use the space for other things and is happy to see it gone,[/QUOTE้D Demolition has begun and I will be killing someone soon, so far, ripped the wiring for half our house out, all runs out of the same meter box, through the same circuit breaker box, you can't just knock down a room and expect the wires to regrow.
    Next the water, we have none, one pump supplies all, when you rip out, cut pipes water comes out, if as in the Thai way you bury them in concrete, not easy to stop.

    Think I will be getting a motel for the night, wife thinks a good idea, until I said your brother will be paying and if they don't have the new house up fast, they can pay rent for living here, we are not a motel.

    And to top it off that bit of junk motorbike won't start again, may start drinking early.
    Geesh mate cannot believe you sat idly by while part of your house was being demolished at the behest of a Sharman monk! Suspect a few thousand baht, a few boiled chickens, some incense and a half dozen chanting monks would have appeased the bad spirits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas
    appeased the bad spirits?
    codeine and hair of the dog works best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    ..at least I still have my good looks, charm and charisma
    But obviously no IbProfen and a glass of water.

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    Those fvcking plumbing kits you fit under the sink to drain water into the outlet pipe.

    I have never assembled one that did not leak and yes I used white thread tape.

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    mods that abuse their power by erasing things they don't want on the forum to make themselves look good. Unappreciative people as well.

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    life.

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    Just took my wife for her first driving lesson, with myself as the instructor. Now I feel like this guy :


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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Just took my wife for her first driving lesson, with myself as the instructor. Now I feel like this guy :

    Heh...that's Whiskers who dropped some dodgy catnip at a Grateful Dead concert and is wjblany's sig line on here!
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    How about this ferking heat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    How about this ferking heat!
    & not much rain this year either. and I've got a pen wat which sucks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Just took my wife for her first driving lesson, with myself as the instructor. Now I feel like this guy :

    Red for repost of an original Boon Mee pic, which tagline is my current sig. You must read my signature. Did you know, even if you have ticked the box to display your sig along with your post, you need to have passed a threshold which is an x number of words in your post? No one knows exactly what that threshold is, hence my unnecessary word wasting here.

    Someone go tell Luigi I PM'd his permission to repost his avatar here:

    “The Master said, At fifty, I knew what were the biddings of Heaven. At sixty, I heard them with docile ear. At seventy, I could follow the dictates of my own heart; for what I desired no longer overstepped the boundaries of right.”

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    After a few weeks in the wilderness its back to civilization tomorrow.
    We have been staying in the buildings middle of the picture mother in laws place.

    https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ma...0223bc2c368610

    If any one can find a bar or shop near by let me know for the next visit.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Our seven (yes, I know . . . ) aircons were serviced and acid washed yesterday . . . the oiks forgot to reattach one . . . which happens to be situated on the roof and services our bedroom.

    Morons

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    Quote Originally Posted by nevergiveup
    mods that abuse their power by erasing things they don't want on the forum to make themselves look good.
    What got deleted, Tigress?

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    A nice Chinese couple who stayed at my place last night stole the fecking towels!

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    Nice of you to let them get away with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    Our seven (yes, I know . . . ) aircons were serviced and acid washed yesterday . . . the oiks forgot to reattach one . . . which happens to be situated on the roof and services our bedroom.
    Yes yes, 7 aircons. That's how fukin affluent. Yes, me! Have you seen my pic thread on my jetset life, my thread on my fuk off lovely house, and did I mention my maid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pompeysbroke
    Yes yes, 7 aircons. That's how fukin affluent. Yes, me! Have you seen my pic thread on my jetset life, my thread on my fuk off lovely house, and did I mention my maid?
    Not seen any of those items referred to. Pics or it didn't happen, and I would still have difficulty believing a pissed up hamster wrangler like you, even with the pics.
    Shut up you moaning tie dyed bumpkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Our seven (yes, I know . . . ) aircons were serviced and acid washed yesterday . . . the oiks forgot to reattach one . . . which happens to be situated on the roof and services our bedroom.

    Morons
    Only 7 A/C's?

    Heh, bet Lantrith has more than that!

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    1 of seven...pisshats A.C.'s...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pompeysbroke
    That's how fukin affluent
    Quote Originally Posted by pompeysbroke
    Yes, me!
    It is quite amazing what a decent education allows one in the future - and I do realise that it isn't your fault you weren't afforded one after the age of 13 . . . but then juvenile detention centres aren't known for their education

    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Shut up you moaning tie dyed bumpkin.
    It's fun seeing him try to manage words

    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    Heh, bet Lantrith has more than that!
    Maybe he has - if so - good for him.

    You see, pompeysstroke, envy is the emotion of little people . . . like you

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