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Winter colds, coughs and splutters.
Ruining your sleep and having you wake up feeling like snot.
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Now that's a proper complaint; not like checking yourself into hospital with a broken toenail after trying to get another shot of Yogi's nads.
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Spot on hal. your serving up the full English of complaints. My moan today is its reached 41 and it's fucking hot. The beer can't be cold enough. Colds, coughs and splutters eh..
#pray for mendys toe.
#fook hal. Big girls blouse:p
#manflu is realQuote:
Originally Posted by BLD
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I reckon he tried putting on his new grundies and one of his blueballs fell on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
New grundies?Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Mendy?
Well, it is Christmas, I suppose.
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I did spot the top of a photo of them in his post before very quickly scrolling down while reaching for a bottle of bleach. :)
Doesn't he just take the gardener's hand me downs and chisel off the skid marks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
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Soz Mendo. We all love you really.
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I do read this stuff, you know.
Last time I got on the piss with fishlocker he brought me a 6 pack of boxer shorts that were unavailable in Laos. Still got em. Still sort of fit. That's a fucking gentleman for sure. Nothing gay about that at all
Just 2 funsters having a larf. Onya fish. Good kunt
^ and, pray tell us just what part of that pile of tosh constitutes a “moan”
^ The bit where there was nothing gay in it?
Nothing gay?
I buy my own boxers.
If my Welsh mate came round tonight with a pack of boxer shorts for my Chrimbo, I'd be well concerned.
I think that when you find your wife has put a toilet roll on your bedside table to accompany your nighttime mug of Milo and Wagon wheel, it's time to start accepting some harsh truths in life.
I ain't getting any younger.
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And the return of Britain's Wild Boar isn't getting any less hairier:)
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Originally Posted by Mendip
She knows what you’re getting up to each night while she sleeps in the other room
That just doesn't work at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Maybe stick to shouting 'COCKWOMBLE!', eh.
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Time to break a beautiful young woman's heart. :(
On the upside for you lot there'll be less questionable posts for a while. :)
Sniff my finger koontQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceman123
Lotus's express thingy.
A very big one.
Get to the checkout with a basket brimming of meat, veg, 6 big cans of beer, and various goods.
The checkout comprises of one place to put the basket and that's it.
Checkout girl starts to scan each item and immediately put it back into the basket.
Then has the brainwave to take the basket off and place the scanned item on said place so the customer can put them into his bag.
Starts with the bread and leafy vegetables, ends with the beer.
Because placing soft bread and veg under the much harder and heavier 6 cans of beer in one's bag is the obvious way to do it.
More training needed. Take the young lass out on a date and give her the benefit of the Lulu wisdom.. BTW I thought you hadn't drank since April we Take notes you know. And download stuff. Yeah nah. Can't pull the wool.over our eyes :)
That's because yer upside innit, ya big ol' Australian oaf.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Trying to get her Line did cross me Lulu, but she wasn't the happiest looking of gals and there was queue forming, the killer of romance.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
I've had that many times. Nowadays, when they start to do that, I tell them to do the heavy stuff first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond