Daily Moan

[cyrille]

There are clearly several cocktails you don't know about.

[Edmond]

Fairy muff. I was thinking more Mai Tai than Snakebite with a crushed E in it.

[cyrille]

Forum is the s-l-o-w-e-s-t I've known it.

[cyrille]

Was he raging again?

No idea.

But if you've double posted there's another post from you on the thread at pretty much the same time, no?

[BLD]

It would certainly be a hi-so scouser that calls a cocktail a bevvy.

cocktails in pint glasses with wee umbrellas are bevvys as far as I'm.concerned

[Edmond]

no.dowth

[Stumpy]

cocktails in pint glasses with wee umbrellas are bevvys as far as I'm.concerned

Thanks for definition of a Bevvy BLD. Back to the drink by name. Yesterday evening was a few Whiskey pours and a wobbly pop.

[DrWilly]

[Joe 90]

Ruddy youtuber Mr fixits make everything look so flaming easy!!

Got my electric windows switch working again, put the door panel back on and guess what, yeah they don't work again.

Panels been on and off more times than a beach road katoeys knickers today.

Rant over.

[malmomike77]

Ruddy youtuber Mr fixits make everything look so flaming easy!!

Got my electric windows switch working again, put the door panel back on and guess what, yeah they don't work again.

Panels been on and off more times than a beach road katoeys knickers today.

So a bloke who's job is installing car windows can fix a car window

[Joe 90]

Yeah, you couldn't make it up

[malmomike77]

^ I know a man who can

[Joe 90]

Fixing electric windows isn't for everyone, technical stuff this..

[malmomike77]

did that come off an Aston Martin Lagonda

[Joe 90]

did that come off an Aston Martin Lagonda

Close but no cigar !

It came from honest Bob's scrap yard for Austin Maestros and needed some tweeking and modifications with some assistance from a hack saw and some gaffa tape.

Arthur Daley would be proud!

[david44]

honest Bob's scrap yard

I doubt you will need electic portholes on yer yacht, unless converting for going down under , muff be lovely cruising through Cheshire with the wind in the widows.

[Edmond]

Probably a moan more than a cheer, falling in Lulu with a 19 year old. Which is less (or fewer!) than half my age.

Met through mutual friends at the gym around 10 days ago, when she was there hanging out with her friends and not exercising. Exchanged Line and been chatting, video'ing ever since. Kind of a funny quirky uni student from a bit out of town and a bit of a sense that she doesn't quite fit in. Some acne, which isn't meant as a slight, but she comes across as literally exploding and bursting at the seams with hormones and overpowering... 'desire feelings'. Have arranged one of my trademark motorbike rides to a waterfall in the morning date then pick up some lunch and take it back to mine for the afternoon for Monday, though could be sped up to her coming straight around for movies and food panda on Saturday night. The uneasy thing is the questions of if I will have another child later in my life, and that I could be her husband. I also suspect she may be a v......

There's quite a bit that makes the feelings uneasy, but the feeling is there. Just go with the flow, I guess.

[cyrille]

Probably a moan more than a cheer

A humblebrag.

[Molle]

falling in Lulu with a 19 year old

What's her mental age? 15-16 I'd guess

[Edmond]

A humblebrag.

No, as well as strong feelings of attraction, genuine feelings of uneasiness, as the v of a person that is thinking further down the line than I ever would, could be... I dunno, 'at stake'. Knowing myself I generally go for 2-3 weeks then get bored and move on.





I feel like Troy. But without the morals, self-restraint, and sense of decency.

After picking up my bike yesterday.





*sigh*


Better close this line of posts at this and not use TD as my therapy outlet.


Which is probably just one of many things I really need to stop doing.

[nidhogg]

Jesus wept.

[Edmond]

Jesus wept.

I couldn't agree more.

[Edmond]

Fooooooooooooook


Right, fok this shiz, I'm turning off me phone, off me computer, and fokin' off to the gym or a motorbike ride or some shiz. Find a moral shop and buy some.

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[Reg Dingle]

Jesus wept

Mohammed would have been proud though

[Edmond]

Fooooooook. Fok. Fok. Fok.

Please. Please. Somebody please come and turn off the mains of me house, take the battery out of my phone and lock me in yer basement until Tuesday. *prays*

Right. I gotta go out. I gotta do something other than this. Highly hormonal 19 year olds cannot be good for your health.

Afternoons were so much simpler when I was just playing scrabble and drinking iced lavender tea. How the fudge did this happen just from going to the gym.

Topic closed.
Computer being turned off.
Phone being locked in a cupboard.
Going out for a motorbike ride.

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