Daily Moan

[Edmond]

Place my order and 5 minutes later they emailed me "Fuck off. No drivers".

It's good, but may not be perfect.

[nidhogg]

^ Saved by the Grab.

[Edmond]

Top stuff.

[malmomike77]

Channel hoping and came across an episode of Deadliest Catch, they seem to have replaced the Scottish narrator with some Mercan Boxing announcer,

oh and TD insufficient Storage

[Joe 90]

TD insufficient Storage

It will give Toppers channel a much needed boost.

[Edmond]

Heart Broken.


For 40 years Ferrari have had a special lineage of supercars, separate from their normal range.

The most special of the special.
Beautiful. Rare. Striking.
Often being the fastest road car in the world.




Started with the 288 GTO.



Boldly beautiful.

Then came the f40.

It needs no introduction, it is simply the best car ever made, and a more beautiful vehicle has never been produced.



Replaced by the sleek f50.



Smoothly stunning.

Then came the f60... The Enzo.



Then came LaFerrari.... The Ferrari.



Hmmm, already going downhill a tad.... 2 tone roof, helicopter rotors for wing mirror stalks....

And now... or in 2025 at least.... then next in this wonderful lineage....


This ..... 'thing'.... AKA, The F80.










There's no need to order one more plastic wall shelf.

[Mendip]

^ Sad days indeed.

I have two moans. The stall outside my hotel had run out of chicken livers so I had to have this really sweet chicken stuff with my khao neow for breakfast. I wish they didn't make it so sweet.

But my real moan is over-filled water bottles filled to the brim. As soon as you open them, they overflow just from the pressure of your hand gripping the bottle.

It's a fine thing though... get an under-filled water bottle and you think you've been ripped off.



And another moan... there's not much fun to be had in taxis these days. I can understand most of it... but why on earth can't I bring my pet sheep along for the ride?

[DrWilly]

You expect us to believe that water story? After four days on the piss in bkk?

[BLD]

And according to the 3rd pic there will be no fornicating either. Wtf? The thais need to lighten up a bit. They are certainly getting all rulesy rulesy.

[Edmond]

The only one which hasn't stained that t-shirt is the second from the left.

[david44]

overflow just from the pressure of your hand gripping

Many a young fellow has such spillages, you will be please to learn these cockturnall emissions decrease with age.

[Troy]

My moan of the day, actually of the month, is that I'm too freaking old and I really, really, hate being this old!

Has anyone got a cure for age?

I've got the hots for someone who is way too young and healthy. It's been a real struggle to stay calm on the outside. I've lost 5Kg since the start of October. One look at this girl and my wife will know instantly I will fall for her!

I can see trouble ahead!

[Neverna]

My moan of the day, actually of the month, is that I'm too freaking old and I really, really, hate being this old!

Has anyone got a cure for age?

I've got the hots for someone who is way too young and healthy. It's been a real struggle to stay calm on the outside. I've lost 5Kg since the start of October. One look at this girl and my wife will know instantly I will fall for her!

I can see trouble ahead!

Stopping getting old is easy, Troy. Reversing age is impossible.

Part of getting old is knowing your limits as you age and understanding the consequences of getting it wrong. Very few old guys get the breaks that young guys get. Enjoy the view, possibly enjoy a few words together, and leave it at that. Do you really want to turn your whole life upside down at your age?

[Joe 90]

My moan of the day, actually of the month, is that I'm too freaking old and I really, really, hate being this old!

Has anyone got a cure for age?

I've got the hots for someone who is way too young and healthy. It's been a real struggle to stay calm on the outside. I've lost 5Kg since the start of October. One look at this girl and my wife will know instantly I will fall for her!

I can see trouble ahead!

Life's too short mate.

You're only as young as the women your with.

That's why I've ditched gilfs and milfs and made the decision to only date women half my age and believe it or not it's surprisingly easy.

Women prefer older men.

[Troy]

^ I know my limits Nev, and I'm well aware of the consequences, so that's never going to happen. I am just burning up a little inside, hence the moan.

Not only is she very pretty, but she is also very intelligent. I've spent hours with her explaining her questions that no-one has ever asked in years. I was completely drained after a 4 hour knowledge exchange that would have put others to sleep in less than an hour. I'm very much a nerd, Nev, in my subjects of expertise, and I just could not believe such mental capacity to soak up so much information. We both ended up exhausted and it took me the whole weekend to recover, while she partied until dawn with her friends.

I bought her a book, it came up in conversation and it was innocent enough. I cooked a few meals for lunch and have given away some of my favourite recipes, innocent enough. She presented me with one of her paintings, innocent enough as a return favour.

All innocent stuff, nothing outside of work, but I have to explain a few things to the wife who will not see this as quite so innocent.

[nidhogg]

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Has anyone got a cure for age?
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I think that is called "dying"

[Troy]

^ I'm not ready for that just yet, although Mrs Troy may see it differently.

TBH, I already have the most benevolent wife a man could ever wish. My problem is I still have a mind of a teenager living in an old shell. It's Hallowe'en, where's Dr. Victor Frankenstein to help me out!

Edit...

Joe, How's your surgery, is it better than your cooking?

[Joe 90]

She's obviously gagging for it mate!

[Stumpy]

I think that is called "dying"

. That it is.

[MarilynMonroe]

You're only as young as the women your with.

That's why I've ditched gilfs and milfs and made the decision to only date women half my age and believe it or not it's surprisingly easy.

Women prefer older men.

She's obviously gagging for it mate!

Ok, Joe, good luck on that. Why limit yourself? Age is just a number, why say you are only dating women half your age? It sounds like to make yourself feel young and better about yourself.

Not all women prefer older men. And you only saying you are going to date younger women half your age... lol. good luck with that. I highly doubt many women half your age would be interested in someone twice their age (except if they are looking for a sugar daddy).

The comment about gagging for it, is plain rude. I highly doubt she is gagging for it, rather treating him like a friend. Men and women can be friends , doesn' t mean she wants to fvck him. Get over yourself, Joe!

[armstrong]

^ I know my limits Nev, and I'm well aware of the consequences, so that's never going to happen. I am just burning up a little inside, hence the moan.

Not only is she very pretty, but she is also very intelligent. I've spent hours with her explaining her questions that no-one has ever asked in years. I was completely drained after a 4 hour knowledge exchange that would have put others to sleep in less than an hour. I'm very much a nerd, Nev, in my subjects of expertise, and I just could not believe such mental capacity to soak up so much information. We both ended up exhausted and it took me the whole weekend to recover, while she partied until dawn with her friends.

I bought her a book, it came up in conversation and it was innocent enough. I cooked a few meals for lunch and have given away some of my favourite recipes, innocent enough. She presented me with one of her paintings, innocent enough as a return favour.

All innocent stuff, nothing outside of work, but I have to explain a few things to the wife who will not see this as quite so innocent.

You have used the word innocent so much that I'm already suspicious.

[Joe 90]

Yeah, she's obviously gagging for it!

[BLD]

I'm sure Mrs Troy will understand that you need a Mia noi. Thai cultcha innit

[Switch]

Intelligence can be an aphrodisiac, especially if comes with such a thirst for more knowledge, and good listening skills.

[cyrille]

Ok, Joe, good luck on that. Why limit yourself? Age is just a number, why say you are only dating women half your age? It sounds like to make yourself feel young and better about yourself.

He's bullshitting, MM.

How's that 'age is just a number' thing going for ya?

Intelligence can be an aphrodisiac, especially if comes with such a thirst for...

We all know how this really ends.