Daily Moan

[Joe 90]

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[malmomike77]

It smells fantastic, in the pressure cooker for 35 minutes and then it'll be decanted to a large pan to bubble away for a couple of hours. As long as i don't drop it on the floor.

[DrWilly]

They are stacking up. Making a curry today; used the food processor and didn't have the lid on properly so that was one wall redecorated and then proceeded to do the same with the spice grinder and finished off with spliing a load of the tamarind on the floor i had soaking. Better be a fooking good curry.

was you drunk?

[malmomike77]

^ Nope, not drinking atm and in any case i'm not in your league at 6am.

It made it to the pan from the pressure cooker with just a bit of spillage

[DrWilly]

So just retarded then?

[malmomike77]

Whats the matter, isn't Armstrong or LD around to pick an arguement with?

Have you spoken to the Pool bloke about the shit job they are doing should keep you busy today

[Troy]

Making a curry today; used the food processor and didn't have the lid on properly so that was one wall redecorated

All three of my food processors won't turn on unless the lid is on and locked. I have always found it to be a pain in the neck, until now...

[malmomike77]

^ mine is old, the one i use for onions etc anyway.

[Edmond]

You should close the lid fully.

[DrWilly]

Whats the matter, isn't Armstrong or LD around to pick an arguement with?

Have you spoken to the Pool bloke about the shit job they are doing should keep you busy today

One spill is an accident, but three spills? C’mon. You’re like a golfer hitting multiple balls into the same water trap.

[cyrille]

And he claims complete sobriety.

[armstrong]

One spill is an accident, but three spills? C’mon. You’re like a golfer hitting multiple balls into the same water trap.

I love how you've just learnt that metaphor and now use it all the time.

[Joe 90]

And he claims complete sobriety.

At least he can post a pic of his curry which incidentally looks very nice!

You on the other hand tried and failed before spitting your dummy out when you attempted to upload your curry pic.

Instead we got a pic of some upside down tomato's!!


How many Cheers beers in was you or are you just retarded??

[cyrille]

You’re like a golfer hitting multiple balls into the same water trap.

I love how you've just learnt that metaphor and now use it all the time.

It isn't a metaphor.

'You're like'...is never followed by a metaphor.

Why not either learn this stuff or just stay away?

[DrWilly]

I think it’s a smilie, it’s also the first time I’ve used that phrase. So he’s wrong on two counts.

[Troy]

^ Autocorrect screws up again?
Simile is the word you're looking for.

[DrWilly]

Indeed so, thank you.

[MarilynMonroe]

Very tired these days, and not posting much. Been teaching kindergarten for the last few weeks. It has been very challenging as the kids are like babies, and my class has 25 kids with half of them it is their first time in school. I come home at night with aching feet, a headache and lie down on the couch. I am on my feet most of the day, but it is kind of fun hanging out with little kids. Today I came home with sand in my hair, playdoh on my shoes, and marker on my hands. lol

[Troy]

Back in Germany, where it's become a little cooler than when I left. I prefer wet and warm to wet and cold.

Anyway, the spare phone only has a slot for one chip and I had to chuck in the German one from my broken phone this morning. I couldn't find the usual tool, so decided to use a darning needle. I slipped and put the damn thing straight through my index finger. Actually, not too bad once I'd pulled the bugger out.

[BLD]

and i'm sure local property owners get just as annoyed when his cavalcade of noisy atvs comes zooming by disturbing every living thing in earshot.

Yeah . And somchais on scooters and tuk tuks are so quiet

[malmomike77]

is there anything worse than getting home and turing on the TV, no the Trany, the television, than it opening to John fukin Torode in Korea. I wish that Aussie cvnt would com to my kitchen and i'll show him me cgopper.

[DrWilly]

is there anything worse than getting home and turing on the TV, no the Trany, the television, than it opening to John fukin Torode in Korea. I wish that Aussie cvnt would com to my kitchen and i'll show him me cgopper.

No idea. But it seems to have you worked up

[cyrille]

No idea.

Me neither.

I think John Torode is a judge on 'Masterchef'.

The rest is a mystery.

[BLD]

Never heard of him
.does he post on here? It could be worse however
Could be Mark Wiens. Oh wow oh wow. I get a giggle out of him.but can't take him all that seriously

[Edmond]

I really fookin' hate the self service checkouts at Decathlon.


How a checkout should work:

Customer places items at the checkout.
Cashier scans them.
Customer pays.
Customer takes items and leaves.


Decathlon:
Place items in the checkout bin.
Type your registered phone number on the small computer screen.
Be told it isn't in the system.
The staff member behind tells you to enter your phone number.
Re-type your registered phone number on the small computer screen.
Be told it isn't in the system.
Be told by the staff member that if you cannot type your phone number you can type your registered email address.
Type your email address on the small computer screen.
Be instructed by the staff member behind you to press confirm.
Be instructed by the staff member behind you to press Okay.
Be instructed by the staff member behind you to press your preferred payment option.
Be instructed by the staff member behind you to press your preferred payment option again.
Be instructed by the staff member behind you to press your preferred payment option again.
Wait 3 minutes for the QR Code to load.
Scan and be instructed by the staff member behind you to press confirm.


The staff get paid around 30 baht an hour ffs. Have 5 of them manning actual checkouts.
Give them the items.
They scan.
You pay.
You take items and leave.

20 seconds max.