Daily Moan

[cyrille]

Good first LP.

Nothing worth bothering about since.

[Joe 90]

Good first LP.

Nothing worth bothering about since.

I watched them at Maine Road back in 95, a mate caught Liams gold plated microphone that he threw in the crowd.
There was a mini riot over that.

I'm not a massive fan myself but my kids are I was willing to pay for 4 tickets for the day, slas it's not to be.

My eldest and all his mates are going to fo a "Spike Island"

[Salsa dancer]

I've been called many things in my life but a first for being a "bot"!

Henceforth you shall be known as Botty Boy

[malmomike77]

Having to put up with TDs own Les Dennis and Dustin Gee up until Xmas when the penny finally drops their shitty footy team isn't going to win the league and Ball Bag won't win another Mickey Mouse cup again.

[cyrille]

^Yeah, football threads have been unreadable for about 12 months now.

It's just the same old puerile, fantasist recycled again and again.

And Sundays are the worst.

He'll get to the boozer and start off his usual shyte in a few hours.

I'm not a massive fan myself but my kids are I was willing to pay for 4 tickets for the day, slas it's not to be.



My eldest and all his mates are going to fo a "Spike Island"

Anyone got any idea what this drunken dribble means?

[malmomike77]

I think he means he couldn't get Oasis tickets and his kids are going to Spike Island Instead, I didn't know Stone Roses were still going

[Edmond]

football threads have been unreadable for about 12 months now.

You mean that Chitty and Hal's duel to see who can act like the biggest spamming simpleton while pretending to be oh so drunk, isn't of interest to us real football fans. Amazing, eh.


At least when Mike is malbec-mullered & meltdowning, he really is.

[BLD]

So, my Tennant in lao renting my gaff had to break his lease and move out because his bird has cancer. It's not gonna kill her because found early but he wants the treatment done in Switzerland furry muff. So he moves out and I found a German tenant with an ngo who has already paid 6 months plus a security deposit. He moved in today but immediately called me with a list of complaints that I thought had been addressed. Apparently the Swiss guy had a small dog that was always indoors and pissed everywhere. The Germans pissed of because despite intensive cleaning he can still smell dog pee. Faark

[BLD]

Ok I'm not there and can only get my mil to try to sort it out. She already replaced the cushion covers but it seems we have to replace the inner foam to
Plus he reckons the pee smell is in the floorboards and needs steam cleaning. I sort of agree and will try to make it happen I wanna keep him happy he will be in country until 2027. A bit hard from Australia but l think my mil will sort it out she's a champion

[malmomike77]

No pets, simples

[DrWilly]

No Swiss

[BLD]

The fucking thing was the size of a hamster I'm told 1.5 years they were there with the dog being indoors 24/7 apparently they just used to put pieces of cloth around the house where the dog could pee. Fucking strange

[BLD]

I might of swapped the weird Swiss bloke with a weird German? He has already ponied up and we're going to do the best to keep him happy. He pays in USD I'm not there and I'm sure my mil is doing all she can but I don't wanna pressure my mil to much either. This guy should try having a Lao landlord. Nothing gets maintained

[david44]

Of course Soike Island May refer to the arts centre where I performed in Bristil but there the Cork harbour islet opp the Holy Ground, was called Queenstown in era of Lusitania when many of my kin escaped to Boston or Montreal.

[malmomike77]

Thing is with piss and floor tiles is it get in the grout and underneath the tiles. Who let's their dogs piss indoors?

[Edmond]

Who let's their dogs piss indoors?

Renters.

[malmomike77]

^ nooooo. If you didn't have daddies dosh do you think you'd outsell Chitty on timeshares

[Edmond]

Naaaaa.

[Joe 90]

Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy and those who trust me from the ones who don't. Because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? You've never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, come on, take a bag. I took a bag home last night - it cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one there. Hand-made in ltaly, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm, I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think 'cos these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. And by the look of some of you lot here today Id make more money with my measuring tape. Here, one price, ten pound. - Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf? That's a bargain. I'll take one. Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. Do you want one as well darlin? You do, thats it, they're waking up. Treat the wife - treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on, you want one as well? OK, darlin', show me a bit of life, then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck. My own youd better buy'em, these are not stolen - they just havent been paid for, and we cant get them again, theyve changed the bloody locks Here, one for you. No good coming back later when I've sold out. - Nice bit of stuff. - "Too late, too late " will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you've got no money on you now, you'll crying tears as big as October cabbages.

[hallelujah]

I was in Beirut 14 years ago today when I got a message to ring home.

It turned out my uncle had wrapped himself around a tree in Spain.

My mum has never been the same since, but she also turns 73 today (the same birthday her brother died).

Happy birthday, mum, you annoying but wonderful ****************!

[Mendip]

^ Happy Birthday, Hal's mum.

And may she get a better present than a work fleece festooned with safety messages.

I visit my mum every year and as you say, they can be annoying... every year I get criticised for my weight and alcohol consuption, and I've even been called immoral for donating to animal charities when there are needy humans...

But she's my mum.

[hallelujah]

I visit my mum every year and as you say, they can be annoying... every year I get criticised for my weight and alcohol consuption, and I've even been called immoral for donating to animal charities when there are needy humans...
.

I did a double take when you said "but she's my mum."

Exactly the same stamp as mine.

She said I'd gone "scruffy" the other week cos I was wearing some jumper my Brummy mate had given me before whingeing about me going out for a beer....yet still smoking 20 fags a day and eating 3 Marks and Spencer's cakes.



She's like a rake too. Dead thin and just eats garbage and speaks it as well. Fallen out with my sister at the moment too cos that's what she does- fall out and annoy people.

But, anyway, happy birthday mum.

[BLD]

This German is still giving me grief. I reached out on a vientiane face ache page and found a professional cleaner some French geezer he will do his " deep clean" tomorrow. Plus a bunch of other shit the box head demanded. If it's not upto his lofty standards I'm returning his money and he fuck off. I suspect the fuckers a bit ocd. Covid really gave these sort of kunts a license to think there behaviour is normal. It's cost me more than a few bucks and I'm.pissed off. Oh yeah the kunts in a hotel at my expense if he wants to try to.move back in on Monday and is still not happy. ,I will be jumping on wise and he will be back in a hotel. At his expense.the fucker

[BLD]

Oh, and happy birthday to Hal's mum

[Reg Dingle]

Happy Birthday Hal's mom.

Will Joe be attending the party?