Daily Moan

[happynz]

This creates all sorts of discussions like, are tomatoes a fruit or veg?

Tomatoes and bananas are berries, so fruits I guess.

[Ghost61]

^Work or income from assets taxed. Doesn’t sound as if they would be taxing pension or savings. We should keep an eye on this one.

Thai government to tax all income from abroad for tax residents starting 2024 - Thai Enquirer Main News

[Edmond]

Time to move to Cambodia.

[malmomike77]

^ Sausages has stayed remarkably quiet on this one, I can only assume he approves or its really going to happen

[misskit]

Time to move to Cambodia.

Fuck dat.

Better places out there.

[hallelujah]

I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....

[Bettyboo]

^ maybe stop too much anal, keep it to the bare minimum, special occasions, etc. &, don't watch Man U in the Champion's League (not that they'll be in it for long...) because the stress will add to your stomach issues.

Doctor's are nice and sometimes know what they're talking about (not UK GPs so much...), but it's worth seeing a doctor to point you in the direction of a specialist who will very likely help you - may be something straightforward; just not worth letting it hang around without some medical attention.

[malmomike77]

^^ explains the verbal diarrhea

[happynz]

I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

A new variant of Covid is making the rounds, but maybe you have something else.

[Joe 90]

I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....

I suggest you switch your support from Man Utd to Man City, a lot less stressful

Seriously, it's treatable.
I know a couple of peeps who have it and they manage it by not binge drinking 15 pints of Guiness in a session then a curry to soak it up.

Worse case scenario is a colostomy bag, it'll save you a fortune on bog roll.

[Joe 90]

maybe stop too much anal, keep it to the bare minimum, special occasions

explains the verbal diarrhea

[Joe 90]

It's not all bad news mate, you might have to do a Mendy and get your prostate examined by a professional..

Buscopan: medicine to treat stomach cramps and IBS - NHS

[Backspin]

I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....

Perhaps some long dormant strain of the siph has reared its head

[Joe 90]

Perhaps some long dormant strain of the siph has reared its head

Hals had that many STDs around the globe the Bubonic plague would shit itself at the thought of tangling with the walking miracle to science.

[hallelujah]

Hals had that many STDs around the globe the Bubonic plague would shit itself at the thought of tangling with the walking miracle to science.

You've got some front you have caning that Aldi brandy every night!

Yeah, thanks for your help, lads.

Fucking syphilis, you cnuts. About as funny as cyrillis.

And thanks to the sensible posters who sent me a PM, of course.

[BLD]

I got told by some old hands never get married In asia Your wife will give you an STD. They were right . Turns out I've got this sexualy transmitted Dept.

[cyrille]

I got told by some old hands never get married In asia Your wife will give you an STD. They were right . Turns out I've got this sexualy transmitted Dept.

Umm...is that one you thought up yourself, by any chance?

[BLD]

Umm, fook of ya humourless kunt.

[cyrille]

humourless.

It definitely was.

Don't give up the day job.

[taxexile]

the fat fuck hasnt got a day job.

[Seekingasylum]

I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....

Some years ago I had a stomach infection from some source or other and was pretty much fucked for around four weeks. Food simply would not get digested properly and I generally vomited to gain relief. Shits and constipation alternated and cramps a feature after any alcohol. Felt awful, lethargic, headaches…An old Chinky pharmacist told me antibiotics “ no good “, food poisoning gave me “ slow” stomach. He told me no alcohol, no spicy food, and to take motilium daily before meals and buscopan for cramps. After two weeks and a return to Blighty I was finally ok.

Bacterial infections in this shitty country are fucking infinite.