Maniac. 200bht is enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
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Maniac. 200bht is enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
when she monetises it you should demand a royalty cut given you are the subject :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Can only hope your mates caddie was SIGNIFICANTLY older than yours was......Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
Of course. He pre books her every time we play there.
Guess how much a Cream Egg is in Villa.
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2 for a quid here but they're smaller this year..
Anything more than 30 baht each and you've been robbed.
I wish the wife would stop calling me (on the phone); endless whinging. FFS, shut the fuk up...
I'm trying to be patient and sympathetic, but it just gets so boring.
49thb an egg.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
125thb for the tube..
you don't like hearing her opinion of you then put her on block or up your game :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Should be digging out my shorts and shirts not thermals!!
I have a moan.
Little Lola has been sleeping next to my pillow while she settles in and in the morning we have a few play fights while I'm waiting on the women folk to free up the bathroom. This morning she grabbed hold of the middle bit of my nose with her teeth and started pulling. She just wouldn't let go.
It was one of the most painful experiences I can remember but at least it freed up the bathroom. I screamed so loud that even the wife was worried and ran out to see what was going on.
Johnny Cash, when asked what the secret of a happy marriage was, replied 'Separate bathrooms'.
I feel that in many, but definitely not all aspects, Johnny Cash was a wise man.
What his position was on pets drawing blood I do not know.
The three of you should not have to share a bathroom on that sizeable spread.
It’s called the septum.
Could have been worse Mendy, it could have been your bellend!
New project for you build another bathroom.
The price of beer went up at my sari-sari store, from 60P to 65P for a 500ml Red Horse. I told the owner I'd just walk another 50 meters and go to Grace Pharmacy (which oddly has a supermarket selling alcohol). The owner asked her helper (who is a shocking beautiful young lady of about 20) how much beer was at Grace and the helper said 54P, up 3P from 51P. I politely inquired why she thought an 11P markup would be appropriate for me to pay, especially as I don't sit there and drink. Her response was to lower the price to 62P.
It pissed me off that she thought I was willing to pay whatever she charged. I think I'm going to spread my business out amongst the various shops more.
you want to be careful of shocks at your age :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Topper
My moan is white stuff, everywhere, and not the stuff Hal dreams in.
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Originally Posted by Topper
Did you? For some reason I think you just paid 62P anyway?
My moan...not enough fun posts to make me laugh after another long day at work. C'mon guys, more effort on funny and less on shitfests and regurgitating old and tired remarks about other posters.
Check out the Man Utd thread, that's the gift that keeps giving:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy
You would have thought so Cyrille.Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
Our house is like the opposite of the Tardis. Downstairs, with the carport cutting into the house area and a large room which seems to have been turned into a clothes/toy room we have little spare space. I don't even have anywhere to watch some decent telly.
Upstairs we have two bathrooms but because the main one has a bath, everyone uses the ensuite on the master bedroom which has a normal shower. The daughter takes forever and soon she'll be a teenager so that will only get worse. The main bathroom virtually never gets used and the bath has been used once in 16 years, and that was for Dan when she was sick. Some areas of this house were exceptionally badly planned.
I need to do some refurbishments but am reluctant to spend proper money in Thailand, especially with 40 Baht to the Pound.
Ummm... no it couldn't mate. I sometimes wonder what people think of me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Hmmm, spend a little money on main bathroom or moan about no access to your own en-suite… difficult decision. Are you sure you are from Mendip Hills and not Glasgow?
PS what happens to your bellend? What where you doing?
careful Mendip....Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
Oh bugger. I meant happened. Jeepers now it looks like I’m proposing something instead…
Netflix cut me off for freeloading on my brother’s account. Oh, well. Guess I will have to pay like everyone else.
You mean torrent like everyone else:)Quote:
Originally Posted by misskit