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    Quote Originally Posted by jaiyenyen View Post
    Now we've got hundreds of the f*#king things.
    Feed them toastbread dipped in LaoKhao and enjoy them crash on landing.

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    We have one of those blue bins and pay 240 Baht for it on October 1st every year... yes, 20 Baht a month. It gets emptied twice a week.

    To save the bin lorry reversing all the way down the lane we keep it maybe 100m up the lane at the junction with the 'main' road. I made it clear to the neighbours that they are more than welcome to use it - we rarely even half fill it between empties - but that 100m journey is too far for one neighbour (not the one with the the pretty girl I have my eye on) and they were constantly dumping all their plastic crap outside our wall.

    I tried picking it up in front of them while muttering away, thinking it would shame them into keeping the place cleaner... but no. I think they just wondered what on earth I was doing. In the end I got so exasperated I made a very rude sign to request they refrain from dumping all their litter but the wife made a more polite sign which was eventually used (to be honest my expletives in English wouldn't have been understood anyway).

    A combination of the sign and a chicken feed bag I leave outside their house every week has done the trick. They fill up my chicken feed bag with their rubbish and I take it to our bin once a week. To be fair the main householder is an elderly woman and she struggles to walk... but her house is shared by a couple of teenage waster Grandchildren who could try a bit harder.

    Anyway, of course I shouldn't have to do this but the lane is now fairly rubbish free and I am relatively happy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Anyway, of course I shouldn't have to do this but the lane is now fairly rubbish free and I am relatively happy.
    In Thailand, good result.

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    It's funny in a way, the masses will abide by rules if someone just tells them a few times and then people see others not doing it and give them the eye. Plus having your name mentioned by the Grand Poobah over the PA doesn't go over well at the local market. Especially when it has to do with burning. 8 years ago when we built our house everybody burned. After the no burn mandate and a few PA shamings that stopped and nobody burns which is really nice. I didn't mind the occasional weed burn but not when it was green and just smoldered then they tossed plastic on it for that heavy black soot smoke.

    I take the wins as they come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Feed them toastbread dipped in LaoKhao and enjoy them crash on landing.
    A mate of mine at school used to say that if you fed pigeons bicarbonate of soda, they would explode as they rose.

    As kids we were all fascinated by this and wondered whether it was true until he did it one day in the school yard and all that happened was that we got even more of the fuckers coming back every day looking for food!

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    I'm not sure I'd want to risk feral pigeon. It's a bit like rats. Field rat, okay at a push, but town rat? Naa....I'll pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaiyenyen View Post
    I'm not sure I'd want to risk feral pigeon. It's a bit like rats. Field rat, okay at a push, but town rat? Naa....I'll pass.
    I've got a rat in my place at the moment. Got rid of one last week and another one came in on Thursday. It also seems to have sussed the trap we left out for it last night.

    Tonight we go again!

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    Want to borrow my rat killing cat ?

    Success guaranteed or you have to keep the cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Want to borrow my rat killing cat ?

    Success guaranteed or you have to keep the cat
    I can't stand cats. Especially Danish ones.

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    Ungrateful bastard !

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    Been trying to send a few greens but forum rules saying i need to spread the love. Just to let you know i love you all.
    But don't get the wrong impression we will not be having sex or any intimate contact.

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    [QUOTE=klong toey;4454398 we will not be having sex or any intimate contact.[/QUOTE]

    Where have I heard that before?

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    As well as cheese footballs i bought a 200g tub of mini twiglets, baked apparently not fried - well they don't taste the same, fookin orible and in the bin they went. Another British institution ruined.

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    ^^

    Thai married by any chance ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Another British institution ruined.
    Was cooking ever a british institution ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    British institution.
    Invented by a frenchman.

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    How do you know you are Norf of the M4. Women who you'd not look once at in the saaaaf stand out in the crowd. When you see crowds of ugly women on a night out in the newspapers that is just normal ooop Norf, they all seem to get the same ugly stick treatment and then by 30 yo they are as wide as they are tall.

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    ^ How many you been through this year?

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    Closest answer wins?

    I’m going with zero

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    My moneys on 52.

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    Page 3 bird, southern style:

    Daily Moan-1_katie-price-suffering-insane-pain-terrified

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    Northern birds are genuine, have a laugh and get a round in then swallow your load without blinking a false eye lash.
    Bollocks to all them fake , gold digger southern slappers who expect a platinum creditcard for looking at it .

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    That woke the Minnie's up

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I can't stand cats. Especially Danish ones.
    what dont you like about them? Unlike dogs, they dont piss and shit in inappropriate places. That is a big advantage for a pet

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    ^ Surely you jest. The neighborhood cats shit and piss in my garden. I hate them and their stinking leavings.

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