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    Dropped my wireless earbuds yesterday as I got out the car. Didn't think anything of it till I opened the box and noticed one missing. Couldn't see it on the floor after work.

    Arrived at work today to see it next to my usual parking spot... Not in great shape.

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    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    Making people dance. :-)
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    I recently donated a motorbike to a dirt poor school for the students to learn about, and get hands on experience of pulling apart, then rebuilding an engine.


    Is there an electrical engineering class you can give it to, then collect once they've fixed it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    I recently donated a motorbike to a dirt poor school for the students to learn about, and get hands on experience of pulling apart, then rebuilding an engine.


    Is there an electrical engineering class you can give it to, then collect once they've fixed it?
    I'll just ask Santa for some new ones.

    With wires. Fed up of losing them..

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    Making people dance. :-)
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    Having one ear removed would also solve the issue.

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    Not when he tries to put his specs on, it wouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Not when he tries to put his specs on, it wouldn't.
    Could always ask santa for a monocle

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I'll just ask Santa for some new ones.

    With wires. Fed up of losing them..
    Or ask Father Mendy to knock you up one of his painted pvc pod holders and cable tie the focker to your neck

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    They ain't cheap but that's a possibility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Or ask Father Mendy to knock you up one of his painted pvc pod holders and cable tie the focker to your neck
    I'm picturing Father Mendy and the factotum appearing out of a gift box dressed as Santa and his little helper on Christmas Day morning.

    That would liven up the chat over the turkey and stuffing chez Armstrong, wouldn't it?

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    ^ I think that's more a reflection on your personal fantasies than my life style Hal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    stuffing chez Armstrong
    So it's that kind of party?

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    ^ It's all about the punctuation... who knows?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ I think that's more a reflection on your personal fantasies than my life style Hal?
    It's not one I'll be taking to the wank bank, trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    So it's that kind of party?
    You know what they say about Bangkok...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    It's not one I'll be taking to the wank bank, trust me.
    He says, typing one-handed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    typing one-handed...
    It must be times like that when the factotum comes in "handy?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Not when he tries to put his specs on, it wouldn't.
    Not to mention problems with wearing a face mask
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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    It's not one I'll be taking to the wank bank, trust me.


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    t was mums funeral Monday went ok,unfortunately the funeral directors got the date wrong she died on the 4t not the 14th

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    Sorry to hear that

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    Very sorry to hear that, KT

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    Bureaucracy. Nonsensical rules. Red tape.

    Call it what you will, but when you work for a large government organisation, even in the west, the frustration is just the fucking same.

    I am fuming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Bureaucracy. Nonsensical rules. Red tape.

    Call it what you will, but when you work for a large government organisation, even in the west, the frustration is just the fucking same.

    I am fuming.
    Crack open a Stella, it'll all be better.
    Watch the footy and see if you can spot me behind the goal at the Etihad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Crack open a Stella, it'll all be better.
    Watch the footy and see if you can spot me behind the goal at the Etihad.
    I'd rather not see you cruise to yet another 5 goal win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I'd rather not see you cruise to yet another 5 goal win.
    2-0 from our b team, I'll settle for that.
    Looking forward to the draw tomorrow.

    Let's see if Villa can do the double, I doubt it very much

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