Daily Moan

[malmomike77]

^ do you mean that you haven't worked out how to mirror on one computer

[Joe 90]

That office needs some desk toys like a lava lamp and Newtons cradle etc...

Any more desk toy suggestions??

[DrWilly]

That office needs some desk toys like a lava lamp and Newtons cradle etc...

Any more desk toy suggestions??

nah, I think keeping it clean is the better option.

^ I do.

I just spent a week setting up a damn fine office... I showed a few guys the results of my efforts and do you now what every bastard one of 'em said?



No, 'not that looks like a good office to work in...'

Every fukkin one of them commented, 'What's the toilet roll for?', With stupid 'emojis' of course.

I've had a cold, ok.

to be fair, what the duck is the toilet roll for???

?

I bought a 2nd computer with monitor from work "as is" at a great price.

I get reminded why they kept telling me "as is" every time I turn it on.

Looks cool though with 2 monitors

Second hand monitor? Did you save 700 baht?

[cyrille]

That office needs some desk toys like a lava lamp and Newtons cradle etc...

Any more desk toy suggestions?

What a banal life you must lead.

[Troy]

My only moan for you is to get rid of all the jail bars on the windows and doors. Would sure clean up the view and make working remote not feel like you are on some work furlough program in a state penitentiary.

That was my first impression too. Feels like you're imprisoned in that office.

[DrWilly]

^ I do.

I just spent a week setting up a damn fine office... I showed a few guys the results of my efforts and do you now what every bastard one of 'em said?



No, 'not that looks like a good office to work in...'

Every fukkin one of them commented, 'What's the toilet roll for?', With stupid 'emojis' of course.

I've had a cold, ok.

I do like a clean workspace.

[malmomike77]

All a bit intimidating for job applicants

[VocalNeal]

I do like a clean workspace.

A clean desk is the sign of a sick mind.

[armstrong]

Second hand monitor? Did you save 700 baht?

You've misunderstood. Again.

But saved 20k.

[hallelujah]

I got my money back this morning.

[DrWilly]

You've misunderstood. Again.

But saved 20k.

oh excellent.

[Mendip]

My only moan for you is to get rid of all the jail bars on the windows and doors. Would sure clean up the view and make working remote not feel like you are on some work furlough program in a state penitentiary.

I'll have to take your word about the state penitentiary, but to be honest I've lived in this house so long I don't even notice the bars any more. I don't really think we need them, there's certainly nothing worth stealing here and six dogs running about probably provide the best protection we have.

We have been burgled once in the 15 years we've lived in this house... someone hack-sawed through one single bar to gain entry... he must have been a lot slimmer than me. But anyway, I'm used to them now and what a job it would be to remove them all.

Who is Jessica?

I found these seven wooden animal letters and have my own version of Wordle every day.

Today was JIS CASE

What's the big, orange fully inflated Anal-Pleasure-Sphere 3000 for?

Obviously not the 3000 model. That orange sphere is the sun... and definitely not to be put where the sun don't shine. But if you're really interested I've got a green one that isn't used. Just send me an address.

That was my first impression too. Feels like you're imprisoned in that office.

But ain't we all metaphorically imprisoned, in a way?

All a bit intimidating for job applicants

Job applicants are few and far between, would you believe. There's currently an opening for a cleaner/general dogsbody but not a single inquiry.

[malmomike77]

Job applicants are few and far between, would you believe. There's currently an opening for a cleaner/general dogsbody but not a single inquiry.

Live in? or Lunch only?

[Mendip]

Live in? or Lunch only?

Are you serious?

I'm still regretting granting the wife the 'Live in' option!

[malmomike77]

Get a Uni student, she'll be an example to young Mini.

[Mendip]

^ I'm on to it!


Now that I seem to be spending more time at home, more moans are becoming apparent.

Since Dan's sad demise upset the status quo there has been a lot of squabbles between certain members of our pack, necessitating the separation of Tommy and Coco away from the workshop to our side to sleep on the outside sofa at night. They don't really enjoy this and are fast little buggers, so at the end of a long, hard day I now have to pass my glass through the gate to the gardener's side for a small snifter of his finest Ya Dong. The problem is, with a full glass which cannot be tilted, how to retrieve without spillage? A smaller glass may be in order.

[malmomike77]

a straw, necessity and all that

[Edmond]

Daily moan x 122.

From Sept 1st no alcohol allowed for 4 months.

-_-

[ootai]

I now have to pass my glass through the gate to the gardener's side for a small snifter of his finest Ya Dong. The problem is, with a full glass which cannot be tilted, how to retrieve without spillage? A smaller glass may be in order.

You are a dousy fukker sometimes all you need to do is keep a bottle of his ya dong on your side of the gate.

[armstrong]

Daily moan x 122.

From Sept 1st no alcohol allowed for 4 months.

-_-

Parole?

[cyrille]

So sober on New Year’s Eve, then.

[Edmond]

So sober on New Year’s Eve

Correctolulu. :/

[Edmond]

Parole?

What happens in Cebu stays in Cebu.

[malmomike77]

Sweat rash, never had it before - how do you fix it apart for waiting from it to go away naturally?

[Joe 90]

Sweat rash, never had it before - how do you fix it apart for waiting from it to go away naturally?

Johnsons baby powder.

Or there's something stronger in Thailand that comes in a tin, forget the name.
A prickly heat menthol powder, stings like fook at first especially around the lower regions.