Daily Moan

[Gravesend Dave]

Insisting that cementing the world over is regarded as civilised...

Fucking deep and spiritual,can any Bastard join your sect?

Nutcase!

[Gravesend Dave]

I have met some fruit cakes in my time usually abusing some drug or another but you take the biscuit!.

are you hungry?

No full cheers,I did actually have a crude sort of fruit sponge cake for me afters!

Fancy a cuppa with 5/6 digestive biscuits though.

[Rural Surin]

People with large bulbus noses.

....and fat people.

[ltnt]

Poor people, they get in the way when I walk down the street.

[Cujo]

People who follow a foot behind you when you're walking back to your car. I generally do two or three laps around the car park just to see how long they'll follow me.

They're called 'your kids'. And no, doing laps around the car park won't lose them, they can run faster than you these days.

[graym]

Getting back to the house after a month away to find burnt patches all over the plot because the lazy bastards can't be arsed to collect all the the little piles of fallen leaves together into a single pile and torch it. Needless to say this will stop now we're here...

[Kurgen]

Drivers/riders who see you waiting to pull out and slowly drive toward you before turning into the junction you've patiently been waiting to let them pass without indicating.

Bastards!

I think indicators are an optional extra on asian cars.

[baldrick]

^ expensive motor vehicles whose indicators do not work - cnuts are thick.

here they like to put the indicator on as they are turning the corner - my driver has learned that he will not be abused if he indicates 30 meters before turning

he has also learned that putting the indicator on and beeping the horn as we approach police/army road blocks gets us waved through without harassment

[leemo]

People in supermarkets, imoe generally women, who seem surprised that they have to pay for their goods and start rummaging for cash or card only after the cashier has run everything through.

Somjai queuing at Makro with a trolley containing a carton of milk. Didn't bother me but lost a bit of sleep wondering over the logistics of going to Makro for just milk at mid-afternoon.

[Chairman Mao]

I think indicators are an optional extra on asian cars.

Thai multi-tasking is existing and breathing at the same time. Best not to expect too much.

Plus if they do actually think of it, they might be putting them on for a nong. Fuk that would dent the ego!

[Seekingasylum]

People who give up their seat on the Skytrain so that a gormless hiso brat can stand on it and plaster its paws all over the windows smearing its gobshite indiscriminately. Honestly, just how fucking stupid is that? The kid is 7 years old, weighs fuck all and has its entire life in front of it. It doesn't need the rest so why can't the little fucker stand? I mean, it's fucking standing on the bloody seat anyway.

And that simpering look everyone gives to the little monster as if it was the fucking Pears soap brat of the year. Makes one feel quite ill.

[armstrong]

^ i feel weird inside that i agree with this.

just with less bile.

[chassamui]

I am surfing TD and my email lights up telling I've got a new email.

From Teak door entitled; "This week on Teak Door"

FFS that's like being molested by Rural Surin.

[Kurgen]

Drivers that want to pull out and/or cross Sukhumvit who think that doing it at 40k's slower than all other traffic is a good idea.

Put your foot down to merge you bastards!!

[misskit]

Showing a worker where you want holes drilled in the wall for a shelf, then having them drill a foot lower when your back is turned.

Bastards.

[r1 pet]

waiting in line at an ATM while they (thai woman mostly) play the keyboard like a game machine, takine out the card, putting it back, over and over,

[misskit]

^ That or they have not one but a handful of cards, putting them all in and out, in and out, in and out.

[DrAndy]

he has also learned that putting the indicator on and beeping the horn as we approach police/army road blocks gets us waved through without harassment

nice one, will have to try that

Didn't bother me but lost a bit of sleep wondering over the logistics of going to Makro for just milk at mid-afternoon.

fresh or longlife?

That or they have not one but a handful of cards, putting them all in and out, in and out, in and out.

better than sex

[misskit]

better than sex

Oh, no, it ain't.

[DrAndy]

^ for them, I meant

have you tried both?

together?

[misskit]

Actual, non-Photoshopped image I took this morning in my bathroom project.



WTF?

[misskit]

^ for them, I meant

have you tried both?

together?

Not with that guy. He would miss the right hole.

[Cujo]

^ for them, I meant

have you tried both?

together?

Not with that guy. He would miss the right hole.

Must ....keep....silent.....

[Kurgen]

Minibus drivers.

Bastards!

[kmart]

Minibus drivers.

Bastards!

Up there with mass-murderers, (half of them actually are) and rapists.

I need front and rear-mounted 20mm cannons fitted to my truck specifically to take these bastards out.