Daily Moan

[cyrille]

Oh do fuck off, you warped weirdo.

Like I make the rules.

Great nickname, though.

[Joe 90]

Pick it up and place it down away from her wall.

So long as there is at least 1m from the boundary then it's ok

[Joe 90]

Typically wimpish chitty move.

Whereas you would make a declaration of war and post dog shit through her letterbox

[Joe 90]

He should be OK if it's less than 15 square meters and lower than a certain height.

Someone's been googling as well

[Joe 90]

So a garden shed becomes a pub when you take in a chair and crack a beer.

Indeed, I've took down the optics and filled it full of bicycles just in case I get another surprise visit.

I really shouldn't have too, but it's only temporary till the case is closed.

[Joe 90]

Nah - you could never make a living outside of that Amazon warehouse, and you know it.

Nah, delivery driver for Tesco, get your facts right

[malmomike77]

I was told I needed planning permission for my shed which is a knee jerk reaction to her venomous email.
My Mancave is completely within the realms of the law and I look forward to the fight.

unless madchester has planning laws aside from the rest of the UK you don't need to tell anyone you are putting a shed up. It has however been used as a ploy to circumvent planning to build single storey extensions and by our Asian cousins to house their extended families, servants and used as a halfway houses for immigrants imported with how shall i put it, less than the necessary permissions to enter or stay

[Troy]

The grand niece has been on chemo for a year now but cancer hasn't gone away. She is now in Khon Kaen hospital for 3-5 days while they find a suitable chemo mix to kill the cancer.
She complained of pain in her upper arm a couple of weeks ago. Udon Thani hospital said it wasn't cancer related. Khon Kaen now say it is. She has small tumours popping up everywhere...
We return in August and will try and get the full picture then. The kid is a strong fighter but they need to get the chemo cocktail right if she is to have any chance.

[DrWilly]

It doesn’t sound good, all the best for her.

[Joe 90]

Sorry to hear that mate, all the best.

[pickel]

8:30 pm here and 40 degrees with the humidex. Air con broken at work for the last 2 days, and my portable one at home can't keep up.

[Backspin]

I think I got heat rash on my inner thighs. Red blotches. It's itchy. I put some calomine lotion on it.

[armstrong]

The service in the Robin Hood is shocking.

[Backspin]

The service in the Robin Hood is shocking.

R and R in Pattaya still ?

[armstrong]

Bangkok Robin Hood.

Nothing relaxing about it. Can barely stand.

[Joe 90]

Can barely stand

How many pints have you had?

[Loy Toy]

Two days of ear splitting loud music from the neighbours, who are having some type of tam boon, has driven some other neighbours to hotels as it is unbearable.

You can hear the shit a Km away.

[Joe 90]

Two days of ear splitting loud music from the neighbours, who are having some type of tam boon, has driven some other neighbours to hotels as it is unbearable.

You can hear the shit a Km away.

That's a serious moan.

Over hear they'd get the environmental health and police on their case after 11pm.

[cyrille]

wtf is a ‘tam boon’?

[pickel]

^
A merit making ceremony.

[DrWilly]

wtf is a ‘tam boon’?

[Joe 90]

wtf is a ‘tam boon’?

It's what the missus orders you to get from the 7/11 when it's that time of the month and the headache excuse has been used

[Loy Toy]

Gone now thank fvck!

My missus explained to me that the louder the music the more important the ceremony is not to mention it is a status thing.

It sounded like a mess of distortion to me.

[ootai]

Gone now thank fvck!

My missus explained to me that the louder the music the more important the ceremony is not to mention it is a status thing.

I reckon they play it loud so that everyone around knows that they are "rich" and can have a "big i.e. loud" party.
Its not the importance its the showing off of the tossers who think they need to feel the noise, not listen to the music.

[Joe 90]

I've got new carpets being fitted tomorrow so I've had to declutter for the fitters.

Endless charity shop runs and the painting and decorating because the old walls looked shit when the furniture was moved.
I must have found enough dog hair to make a jumper.
The amount of sweet and crisp packet wrapper found everywhere in all nooks and crannies.

The end is still not in sight either.

The youngest has more paint on him than the wall

Rant over