Daily Moan

[dirk diggler]

At approximately 0545 this morning...

Sounds like someone smoked a little too much this weekend.

[Joe 90]

^ You moved in next door to Miss Kit?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

[misskit]

Hey! I’ve not been that drunk or demented YET!

[DrWilly]

Hey! I’ve not been that drunk or demented YET!

Yet.

[Joe 90]

Hey! I’ve not been that drunk or demented YET!

Grow old disgracefully in the party capital of the world

[Buckaroo Banzai]

How was he getting punished by you walking up 20 floors?

My reply was a poor attempt at humor,
Some times my jokes are so esoteric, even I don't get them.

[cyrille]

[Storekeeper]

At roughly 0530 today the lady commenced loud verbal talking and my wife got out of the bed to look out the window and told me she saw the lady headed towards our building. I immediately got out of bed and could her voice getting louder and closer to our door. As I opened the door she commenced tossing objects at our front door to include a candle in a glass jar, a trash can an various computer related objects like a router. I chased her down the stairs and back across the parking to her unit where she slammed the door. She also ripped a fire extinguisher from outside of a one of the unit and threw it down the hill in the yard area.

At this time various residents started popping out of their units asking what was going on and where she lived. She came out the back of her unit and began sticking knives in a tree stump saying that we were poisoning her birds and that we would all have to die. Somebody from a unit on the hill said something to her and the lady said she knew more people were involved and that they would have to pay too.

The Sheriff arrived (on foot) from the driveway entrance as she continued to verbally assault us and she didn’t see them until they were almost within 50 feet of her and unfortunately for her she was unable to get back into her unit. A chase of sorts ensued and Bremerton Police also showed up. At some point she must have been apprehended somewhere down at the bottom of the hill near the highway. Shortly after the Sheriff and several deputies entered the unit the lady is staying in. When they came out one of them advised us the lady was being taken to the hospital.

What I didn’t tell the Sheriff is after she threw the objects at our door and then retreated down the stairwell I was able to grab one of the objects which I think is a cable router and clock her directly on top of her noggin!

[Joe 90]

When they came out one of them advised us the lady was being taken to the hospital.

Sounds like the best place for her, she can now be treated for her condition.

[DrWilly]

Sounds like the best place for her, she can now be treated for her condition.

Agreed. She is most definitely unwell.

[Mendip]

Been at Oslo Airport for 7 hours now... my flight to Munich keeps getting delayed... they add 30 minutes or an hour at a time. There's now no hope of making my BKK connection, but not a German to be seen. No-one at the gate, no-one to ask about anything.

Oh, but I did get an email saying they will cover a 75 NOK meal... that won't even get a Vegan wrap at this place.

Bugger... I had plans for tomorrow night in Bangkok.

[malmomike77]

duty free?

[DrWilly]

Been at Oslo Airport for 7 hours now... my flight to Munich keeps getting delayed... they add 30 minutes or an hour at a time. There's now no hope of making my BKK connection, but not a German to be seen. No-one at the gate, no-one to ask about anything.

Oh, but I did get an email saying they will cover a 75 NOK meal... that won't even get a Vegan wrap at this place.

Bugger... I had plans for tomorrow night in Bangkok.

That's a bugger. As silly as it sounds try googling your flight number. You often get more accurate info on Google than at airports (I have found).

[Mendip]

Looks like it'll be a hotel in Munich tonight. Anyone know if they give you your bag back in these situations? And what about my sealed duty free if I leave the airport... will it pass security tomorrow when I re-enter or do I need to drink it all tonight?

[malmomike77]

^ bloody Brexit

[Mendip]

Tbh Mike, despite thinking hard I can't really blame this one on Brexit.

[malmomike77]

well sit tight and Sausages will be sure to put you straight.

[Reg Dingle]

Bugger... I had plans for tomorrow night in Bangkok.

Does Munich have its own version of Hamburg's Reeperbahn?

Think of all that great beer and frauleins wondering if someone's already shat on your feet

[Joe 90]

do I need to drink it all tonight?

Every cloud has a silver lining!

[Joe 90]

^^FFS

It jesus creeper weather in Europe right now as well.

[Mendip]

My sandals are in my checked bag. I hope I get it back for the night!

[DrWilly]

You won't. Forget your Jesus creepers. Get down to .Landsberger Straße, Schillerstraße or Stahlgruberring

[Joe 90]

The expert in shitting on glass tables no doubt.

Makes a change from crapping all over the forum

[DrWilly]

The expert in shitting on glass tables no doubt.

Makes a change from crapping all over the forum

Says the pissed up Manc that continually lies about having me on ignore.

[Storekeeper]

The expert in shitting on glass tables no doubt.

Makes a change from crapping all over the forum

Sounds like one of them nasty snipes in Engineering. Dude paid one of them PI bar girls to do that on stage in Olongapo! Just to see her arse hole pucker.