Daily Moan

[malmomike77]

I think its hilarious when they do it, until you think what they are actually doing on your shagpile

[malmomike77]

Fuk norvern monkeys, they must have been having a trial run with the fireworks last night, only 3 hours. Started today at 4pm and shows no sign of letting up. They clearly need to cut the dole for them further up here.

Different class of news up here too. This mornings life affirming story was of a family of four where the father was administering smack to the kids, both under 3, to keep them quiet. Properly fukd up.

[Reg Dingle]

I got him some Bob Martins.
I did Google it and found out all about anal sacs and fish smelling secretions .
You had dinner yet bud?

[malmomike77]

^ i skipped dins, went straight to beer and snacks. I have squeezed the odd gland in my time.

[Joe 90]

FFS what a waste of pallets!!!

I could have built a five bedroom detached mansion with this lot, instead they're gonna be a giant bonfire tonight!
Twats

[Saint Willy]

That shit don't work. Fuck that old ****!

Learning karate by watching the karate kid on tv is probably the old time equivalent of doing vaccine research by watching you tube videos

[Reg Dingle]

Wax on wax off.

Sounds like Ant and Loops veet sessions

[panama hat]

There's a standard sigh and Ohh For Fok's Sake as one stands there checking one's pockets and wallet.


It's probably not a good sign, to be honest.

Nope, happens to me too . . . therefore it is normal . . . nothing to be concerned about

[Shutree]

A good 50% of the time I now forget to take the shopping list.

I am very good at making a detailed shopping list. When I get back from Makro the list will be on the table, exactly where I left it.

I'd say 50% is doing pretty well.

I tried making a list on my phone but somehow that all got too tedious. Maybe (probably) there is an app out there.

[Saint Willy]

I am very good at making a detailed shopping list. When I get back from Makro the list will be on the table, exactly where I left it.

I'd say 50% is doing pretty well.

I tried making a list on my phone but somehow that all got too tedious. Maybe (probably) there is an app out there.

WhatsApp the list; the missus never forgets

[Edmond]

I am very good at making a detailed shopping list. When I get back from Makro the list will be on the table, exactly where I left it.

I'd say 50% is doing pretty well.

I tried making a list on my phone but somehow that all got too tedious. Maybe (probably) there is an app out there.

I'm pretty sure I took to photographing my shopping list as I already knew I would forget to bring it. :/

[Edmond]

I'm pretty sure I took to photographing my shopping list as I already knew I would forget to bring it. :/

Really need to remember to start doing that again.


Excuse the scribbles, lost 8 1/2 fingers in a firework accident.

[havnfun]

FFS what a waste of pallets!!!

I could have built a five bedroom detached mansion with this lot, instead they're gonna be a giant bonfire tonight!
Twats

A global warming rally I would presume?

[Joe 90]

A global warming rally I would presume?

Indeedio, ruddy bonfire night!
Or fireworks week.
Anywhere else in the world celebrate this madness?

[malmomike77]

I don't think any other country shares our conspiracy plot to blow up parliament, so no would be my guess

[Joe 90]

Neighbours have just let off an air bomb repeater and they have pets, fvcking retards!
I wouldn't mind but they should know better being "professionals ".
My dogs terrified!
He pissed himself last night, god knows what he'll be like tonight.
He's fearless ordinarily, but fireworks...

Rant over.

[malmomike77]

My last dog was fine with fireworks right up until my ex took him to the village display when i was working away

[Joe 90]

My last dog was fine with fireworks right up until my ex took him to the village display when i was working away

Had they received a lobotomy at some point in their life or were they Thai by any chance?

[malmomike77]

^ she isn't Thai but she is a woman and it never occurred to her to leave the dog at home when she went. It was one of many such incidents that cause us to argue.

[panama hat]

Anywhere else in the world celebrate this madness?

New Zealand . . . every year there are calls to stop setting off fireworks for Guy Fawkes . . .

[Joe 90]

New Zealand . . . every year there are calls to stop setting off fireworks for Guy Fawkes . . .

Seriously?

Why the fook would NZ celebrate an English custom?

[panama hat]

Ex-colony and probably the only one where 'Britishness' is seen as a 'positive' in the sense of continuing traditions. The original and ensuing immigration European population was very English, unlike Aus or Canada or similar nations.

Yup - bonfires, fireworks . . . and frightened animals.

We live on a gully that has several paddocks with horses in them and every year the owners have to stay with the horses during the fireworks. I used to be ambivalent about fireworks but they definitely scare the crap out of our dog and the neighbours'.

[helge]

I used to be ambivalent

Have you got limitations on the use ?

It's only allowed for a few days here.

You can buy it from dec 15 and lit the first fuse at the 27th.


I used to love it as a kid, so can't really support my own wish of banning it

Scitzo, I am

[panama hat]

Have you got limitations on the use ?

I believe so, not sure

I used to love it as a kid, so can't really support my own wish of banning it

Yes, same here. I don't see the reason for them but neither do I dislike them . . . they'e kind of . . . meh.

[Joe 90]

School shoe shopping, I need to lie down in a darkened room now.