I don't mind the dogs sitting with me on the outside sofa - this small enclave has Western rules - but I don't want them to chew it.
This is the culprit... butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
It's so hot I'm in the habit of wearing nothing but my old baggy boxer 'trunks' around the house and garden, which to be honest can get a bit dodgy with the daughter's online lessons. I think it would be more than a 'moan' if I end up with a mouse trap clamped around me dangling knackers.
^ Ha ha... I have to pssssstt!!!... to my daughter to get her attention and whisper her to put her hand over the webcam while I sneak behind her station.
But she's a little bugger... can't trust her it seems.
I would like to submit today just a general moan about aging and it sucking when the mind has not yet adjusted to the new reality of the body.
Thought you retired from Rugby?
Fuck it, on a roll today, tax time coming up!
Oh yeah and Spotify, what the fuck is up there! I must have like 500+ songs on one playlist yet it seems to just cycle through the same 50-100 (and yes I've got in on shuffle / all songs downloaded etc.)?!
Every time we buy a new tablet or phone they give you a new Bluetooth speaker. We don't need a new Bluetooth speaker. We've got fucking Bluetooth speakers coming out of our arses. Give me a discount instead!
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