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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    That fat security lady at Tesco always gives me a look
    pure lust - she wanted your head firmly clenched between her sweaty thighs while she deluged you in juice from the volcano residing in her hairy plump labia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I've turned into a vodka jelly

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    Chitty ... a bright side, your food photos have improved immensely.


























    Admittedly, from a low base

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post

    Or something blunt and hard to the back of head will do.

    You have to swing it around sideways....the front of the skull is too thick.

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    Domestic violence it not a joking matter. But then again, you are a pollidge chucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    You have to swing it around sideways....the front of the skull is too thick.




    Classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    You have to swing it around sideways....the front of the skull is too thick.
    ...... or in your case, the content of the skull is way too dense.

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    ^ Says the man who makes so many brilliant, witty and incisive comments here.



    In his own mind......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    ^ Says the man who makes so many brilliant, witty and incisive comments here.
    I agree. Switch does contribute very nicely. Brilliant, witty and incisive. Yup.

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    The old boy does seem to have finally pickled himself in other's vinegar strokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    The old boy does seem to have finally pickled himself in other's vinegar strokes.
    Not easy to source malt vinegar here. I’ll just have put up with your ascerbic wit a little longer.

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    Electrical storm directly over our house today. Had enough warning (visual) to pull every plug, get dogs in, and watch with cold beer. Just as well, ground lightning striking very close, like light and sound almost simultaneous, and incredibly loud. Wondering about watering the garden this morning and now it's flooded. I love and hate these storms.

    They decided to concrete the road outside our house. Started this morning with a leveller, then chucked on some sand...then it rained and rained and rained. It's a quagmire outside right now.

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