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    Buy an Arduino kit and make your own remote control...













    ...also build in a bluetooth tracker and solar panel to recharge the lithium battery to make sure you never lose it again...










    ...be sure to give the remote control some basic intelligence and locomotion, so it can seek out the sun when the lithium battery is low...












    alternatively, you could velcro the remote to the TV set, side of your head, a convenient place.
    How do I post these pictures???

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    I have a few patio slabs that are loose and need rebedding, having time on my hands its an ideal time to tick this off the list and i just need a could of bags of sand, i already have the cement.

    Now you can't pop to any of the DiY sheds and grab what you want, they are only accepting online orders. Wickes....no luck, Homebase nothing, B&Q just get a message saying you are in a queue with a 1h 20min wait...all this just to click and collect.

    So in a queue i sit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Now you can't pop to any of the DiY sheds and grab what you want
    All six "sheds" are open here in my Thai village, time for a exploratory visit?

    It may well be Chinese sand though.

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    6 minutes till i'm in apparently and then i have 10 minutes to complete the order.....i'm going to get an extra bag - if i don't use it i'll chuck it on the lawn.

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    FFS after waiting about 1 1/2 hours go to check out on line and they is no sand available in any stores...

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    ^ No beaches in Doncaster?

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    ^ never been, there's a whole chunk of Minkieland i have never been to and will never go to and shiteholes like that are firmly on the not interested list. Good idea though i'm going to take a squiz and see if anyone has a sandpit in their garden or fuk off to the municipal 9 hole - cheers Dill

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    I thought you watched ACDC there


    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    and the last time i saw them, fuk it makes me feel old but its also the last time i went to Donnie

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    Difference between a concert and mixing it with your brethren just like popping up to Manc - you'd only want to stay until the music stopped and get the hell outta dodge.

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    ^ Being as the Brits are potentially world class wankers ya’d think you’d put a little more effort into your moan. Put some effort into it will ya Toots?

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    Moreover, do it in a rhythm I can dance to, please....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Moreover, do it in a rhythm I can dance to, please....
    ...the pollit polka is a snappy number...know it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper View Post
    ^ Being as the Brits are potentially world class wankers ya’d think you’d put a little more effort into your moan.
    Keeps, with this lockdown some of us are getting plenty of practice, just hope i don't get any scam emails claiming to have caught me on a vinegar stroke and demanding a couple of months worth of Sausage's pension.

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    The Russian School and some language school here have relayed some rather alarming news, it is quite likely that the gov here are not going to renew any visas for foreigners and we will have to book ticket on one of the few evacuation flights that leave sporadically. Waiting for official news, but it doesn't look good atm. Trying to work out how to hypothetically find a country I can isolate in as I highly doubt they will lay on flights to London, it will be South Korea. I wonder if I am allowed to transfer with out doing a 14 day quarantine ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    it is quite likely that the gov here are not going to renew any visas for foreigners and we will have to book ticket on one of the few evacuation flights that leave sporadically
    For some officials, here in Thailand, it may be an enticing solution.

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    Your probably going to have to do 14 days wherever you go in Asia.

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    So this morning we pull up at a plant nursery and before I get out of the Hilux I put on my face masks. The wife innocently remarks that I look very handsome. So it would appear that covering up a substantial portion of my face increases my handsomeness. Challenged her on it but was accused of being paranoid.

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    In the process of getting a new contract issued. All the paper work done. Just about to formally submit the documentation, only to be told - - YUP - I need a medical certificate, issued by a Government clinic.

    Big fucking whoop de do.

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    Have somehow managed to develop a quite bad case of tendinitis / tennis elbow... During a week off of gym.

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    "Off of", eh ?

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    Yes Prancer, a week off of gym.

    What's with your idiosyncratic punctuation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    "Off of", eh ?
    'Contributing' again, LD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Have somehow managed to develop a quite bad case of tendinitis / tennis elbow
    Yes, well . . . Butttplug has the same problem.







    You're welcome

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    Them that have most to lose are out there in hordes getting their one hours exercise in, complete with walking stick and Zimmer frames.

    If you want to stay alive then stay at home, it's not like you are regular exercisers in the great outdoors normally.

    Stop giving death stares to anyone below the age of 50 you selfish boomers.

    The countries teenagers have more fooking sense!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Stop giving death stares to anyone below the age of 50 you selfish boomers.

    The countries teenagers have more fooking sense!!
    ...2 unfortunate generalizations in one post...you must be a mod...

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