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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^^ The porn was all good... nothing immoral.

    ^^^ A lot to explain with my limited Thai.

    I think he probably feels worse than I do... but he can't undo what he's seen and I know exactly what he'll be thinking next time I admonish him for butchering one of the mango trees he prunes. All he will have to do is smile and I'll be stopped in me tracks.

    He does actually feel a bit sorry for me, and recently offered to take me to one of the short time places he uses... but he said it would cost me double the Thai price.
    I'd guess double the Thai price in NN would be less than the farang price in Pty (in peacetime).

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    Mendip's gardener wasn't very helpful given the situation...



    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Had a dream last night about winning a lottery of sorts but I can't remember the number.
    Was it 19?

    Terrible dream, mate - sorry to hear it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    The gardener caught me having a wank today.
    Just explain to him you were playing cards.

    When he says you can't play cards like that, tell him you can with the hand you've got.

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    ^ I hold a single pair at most mate... wish it wasn't so.

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    Where I live, we are in 'Lock-down' due to the Virus.

    Some exceptions ... exercise being one of them, but only very small groups.

    Sunny day here, SWIMBO busy elsewhere so off to the park, on our bikes with the boys.

    HEAPS of people, but it's a huge Park by the River and enough room to swing a cat and practice our Boomerang throw.
    I can actually make the sucker return ... well, within a couple of metres from where I stood.

    Everyone taking turns, I chuck a big one, wind changes, flies back over my head and gets stuck in the tree

    Dad, lets throw the Soccer Ball up to knock it down says one of the Boys.

    Guys, what if it gets stuck up there also and then we have nothing.

    OK, what about our caps?

    No

    Bikes? ... there were half serious

    No, let's just go play soccer. Which we had just started when 2 dogs, which were off leash in the leased area decided to join.
    The Alsatian wrapped it's mouth around the ball and, from 10 metres away I could hear the POP.

    The dogs owners were apologetic, but just walked off ... big thanks there.


    Up side?

    • Well, we now had a dead, deflated lump of plastic to throw into the tree to knock the boomerang out ... and on the 17th attempt, we did.
    • There were some very nice ladies exercising in the Park.
    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    There were some very nice ladies exercising in the Park.
    Without pictures there weren't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post

    He does actually feel a bit sorry for me, and recently offered to take me to one of the short time places he uses... but he said it would cost me double the Thai price.
    To me this seems like the only "gentleman's" way out of this. You offer to pay for him as well.

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    This oversight could lead anywhere...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    To me this seems like the only "gentleman's" way out of this. You offer to pay for him as well.
    I'm game... but how do I spin it to the wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I'm game... but how do I spin it to the wife?
    Mendip: Gardener caught me looking for ticks. He knows short-time deticking establishment...

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    I'd be giving the gardener a considerable pay rise, sharpish

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    A lot to explain with my limited Thai.
    The words "Chuck Wow" are what you want to be listening out for around the village now, before beating a hasty retreat, instead of your bishop, you wrong un

    Also be wary of those performing kite flying gestures, which is the Thai wanker signal

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    You guys have taken it for granted that this establishment is full of girls. Maybe the gardener caught Mendip watching a bit of man action and will take him to the Thai version of the Blue Oyster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Sunny day here, SWIMBO busy elsewhere so off to the park, on our bikes with the boys.

    HEAPS of people, but it's a huge Park by the River and enough room to swing a cat and practice our Boomerang throw.
    I can actually make the sucker return ... well, within a couple of metres from where I stood.

    The UK simply does not get it!!! Here in Thailand even small football pitches and exercise parks are closed. We are practicing social distancing and wearing masks. March 1, Thailand 300 cases the USA less than 100. With masks and social distance and shutting everything down. April 4, Thailand 2000 cases, the USA 300,000. This is what the UK is looking at. IMHO. Good luck..

    Luckily my daughters are in California which was the first state to shut it all down. The curve is lowering especially around the SF bay area. So that is some solace to a worrying dads mind..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    You guys have taken it for granted that this establishment is full of girls. Maybe the gardener caught Mendip watching a bit of man action and will take him to the Thai version of the Blue Oyster?
    I seem to remember that thread about me getting a breakfast in bed from the wife ended with the conclusion that I was in love with the gardener.

    Just to make clear, I'm all hetero and the gardener's all hetero, although he does like my dogs.

    And he's a great cook to boot.

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    Dark Matter, not great, not bad, but you get into it... Nice finale to season 3, looking for season 4 - show was cancelled 2-3 years ago...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    He does actually feel a bit sorry for me, and recently offered to take me to one of the short time places he uses... but he said it would cost me double the Thai price.
    Maybe they charge by the inch - or kilogram.

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    ^ one of those options would be really fantastic news for Dilly (Mendip?), the other one, not so much...

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    ^ nasty

    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    The UK simply does not get it!!!
    Erm, Dave isn't in the UK. Didn't his boomerang practise give it away?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeper View Post
    Maybe they charge by the inch - or kilogram.
    Must admit... I thought it must be a size thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    The UK simply does not get it!!! Here in Thailand even small football pitches and exercise parks are closed.
    The Gym equipment and the Kid's Playground were signed/taped as closed, but the expansive grassed areas were open as were the running/biking tracks.

    Everyone I saw were practicing social distancing.

    As it should be.

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    Even in the few, larger Dept. stores that were open, the queues to the check-out were marked in 2 metre stars on the floor so you know where to stand.

    At our TESCO equivalent, through the checkout, you have to self pack the bags and a large perspex barrier has been erected between the cashier and the customer.

    Cash is being almost banned as a form of payment, certainly shunned upon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    The UK simply does not get it!!!
    David48 isn't in the UK. He's in Australia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    David48 isn't in the UK.

    I used to be but, ATM I'm not

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    A decade is a long time to be away. Ten years I'm told!

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    This lockdown stuff is making every day like Groundhog Day.

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    ^ I confess there have been quite a few times over the last two weeks when i had no idea which day it was.

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