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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Just hope i don't meet any TD tough nuts or i'll fracture like a dropped toby jug.
    Good news! You. Me. On Nut. Saturday 13:00

    (you're not in a wheelchair as well, are you, that would help my quest at crushing you )

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    Ffs shitty arse bastards clearing out the local supermarkets of loo roll, I mean first thing in the morning walking around with 18 packs under each arm.
    These people must have medical issues.
    Now I've got half a loo roll in the toilet and we're on rations of two sheets a shit.
    Moan over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I'm gonna stockpile 30 days supply of canned food today .
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    May have to revise my strategy to include an extra 2 months of canned food
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    This is gonna be an expensive trip to the supermarket, but I'm investing in my survival which is priceless
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    I carn't believe how cheap tinned food is!

    I've managed to nearly destroy the suspension on my car and fill every cupboard , nook and cranny in the house with a wide selection of various canned food for £100.
    Must have 250 cans of Aldis finest now,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Now I've got half a loo roll in the toilet and we're on rations of two sheets a shit.Moan over.
    Not quite, i told you. You can legit enter the disabled toilets, the one with "Not all disabilities are visible" notices. Once in there you'll notice there's loads of that 1000 sheet/roll stuff so just load yer rucksack - simples.

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    Bonds are loosing value. I may have to park in cash until a bottom is found.
    I've a feeling it's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better.

    Just a hunch.

    der fish.

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    ETF 3X Long Toilet Rolls

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    der fish.
    Der Fisch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Ffs shitty arse bastards clearing out the local supermarkets of loo roll, I mean first thing in the morning walking around with 18 packs under each arm.
    These people must have medical issues.
    Now I've got half a loo roll in the toilet and we're on rations of two sheets a shit.
    Moan over.
    Save your bog rolls for more practical uses like table tissue, pop into the shower after you dump, works fine, more hygienic, no skid marks, and you don't need to wipe your greasy fingers on the dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Save your bog rolls for more practical uses like table tissue, pop into the shower after you dump, works fine, more hygienic, no skid marks, and you don't need to wipe your greasy fingers on the dog.
    Ahh... there be wisdom in that

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    ^ Just an observation, the world is dying and we are still concerned about toilet roll shortage. ��

    Hey, it's okay. We all have our thing. I stocked on toilet paper also, as well as other stuff like insecticides for my orchids, nail polish/nail polish remover, facial wash, soap, detergent powders, sanitary napkins, mouthwash, toothpaste, shampoo, conditioners, emergency meds, sugar, and salt. Not too worried about food because I live in the mountains, but more worried about the manufactured stuff coming from other regions in PI. Palawan has no manufacturing companies.
    I am so unlucky that if I fall into a barrel full of D*ick**s, I'd come out sucking my own thumb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    the world is dying
    The world isn't dying, old people and the sick are dying.
    The world will be alive a long long time after the extinction of human kind.

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    My moan, those rip off GNC outfits. How are they still surviving?
    I've nearly ran out of whey so popped in one yesterday.
    The price on the tub, 195 ringgit, which is about 15% dearer than you can get it for online. Fair enough I aint gotta wait for delivery, so picked one up.

    But no, it's only that price if you become a member and is 320 ringgit without membership.
    So left it on the counter, shook my head and left.

    There's too many fuckin store cards and memberships out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    left it on the counter, shook my head and left.
    Childish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The world isn't dying
    Truth is, this has been an absolute godsend for 'the world'.

    A real shot in the arm.

    And it could...could be a turning point in a similar way to how Krakatoa changed the way people felt about the world they lived in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Childish
    The girl behind the counter said that too, i nearly spat out my lollipop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The girl behind the counter said that too
    Badak air.


    Malay can be hard on the ear of the monolingual.

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    Did you know that..... Ayam is Bahasa for chicken and Filipino for dog?

    Be careful where you buy your noodles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Badak air.
    85.1kgs naked this morning

    Just over 1 and a half times the weight of a newborn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Ayam is Bahasa for chicken and Filipino for dog
    It's also the Scottish reply for 'Are you picking up that penny?'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The world isn't dying, old people and the sick are dying.
    The world will be alive a long long time after the extinction of human kind.

    The particular and selected variety of human kind, that is.
    Mother Nature's revenge towards the most destructive and disgusting.


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    Last edited by Latindancer; 19-03-2020 at 04:55 AM.

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    “People are dying that have never died before.” - Trump 17mar2020

    I know what he meant but still recoiled; a potus should not be saying such things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    “People are dying that have never died before.” - Trump 17mar2020

    I know what he meant but still recoiled; a potus should not be saying such things.
    According to Snopes, this is fake news.

    Did President Trump Say 'People Are Dying Today That Have Never Died Before'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    There's too many fuckin store cards and memberships out there.
    Like Eatigo..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    I stand corrected, was shocked from a usually reliable source.

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