Daily Moan

[NamPikToot]

Yeah, great redult for Utd and football, now where's Chitty's moan about the Ref, pitch, planet alignment....

[hallelujah]

Flu is in the air, but tonights gonna be a good night

Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahaha



I'm not having a good a night, I'm having a great night!

[NamPikToot]

^ A load of that going around. My daughter just had a week off school with it. I feel.like i'm coming down with something too. Struggling with these Thatcher Golds today.

Get well soon

I seem to have caught something similar, could set work back a bit or administer Chang earlier in the day and fight through. Hole digging today which is my favourite.

[nidhogg]

Every damn time. Missed call from the missus - only by a minute or two - call back and she does not pick up. What does she do? Throw the damn phone as far away from her as she can?

Common bloody sense says if I see a missed call I will call back - stay with the damn phone!

[AntRobertson]

I seem to be increasingly suffering muscle cramps and usually from doing the most banal or mundane of things (reaching back to grab the bum-gun / toilet paper is a common trigger).

It's definitely not through lack of hydration since I daily drink enough water to drown a fish, just another onset of aging thing I guess. Anyways twice now, month or so apart, I've somehow managed to get a cramp in my abs and fuck me it is painful! First time my kids actually thought I was having a heart attack because I doubled over and ended up on the floor.

Usually with a cramp you can just move or stretch the effected muscle and it's over with but trying to stretch your abs under duress isn't easy. Happened again last night but wasn't as bad as the first one since I knew a bit more what to do but it still feels like I've been punched repeatedly in the gut.

[Latindancer]

My daily moan : shaved pussy. This has GOT to end. The prickles interrupt my vinegar stroke.

Luckily she has agreed, with a little persuasion.

[AntRobertson]

Firstly, ewww, just fucking ewww, and secondly prickles!?

Just how small is your todger.

[NamPikToot]

You've finally gone wet then LD?

[jabir]

I seem to be increasingly suffering muscle cramps and usually from doing the most banal or mundane of things (reaching back to grab the bum-gun / toilet paper is a common trigger).

It's definitely not through lack of hydration since I daily drink enough water to drown a fish, just another onset of aging thing I guess. Anyways twice now, month or so apart, I've somehow managed to get a cramp in my abs and fuck me it is painful! First time my kids actually thought I was having a heart attack because I doubled over and ended up on the floor.

Usually with a cramp you can just move or stretch the effected muscle and it's over with but trying to stretch your abs under duress isn't easy. Happened again last night but wasn't as bad as the first one since I knew a bit more what to do but it still feels like I've been punched repeatedly in the gut.

If you're over 60 and it's repetitive, are you sure it's just cramps? I had a persistent cough last year, went on close to a fortnight with side effects of weakness etc, wifey eventually dragged me in for a checkup, coughed as I entered the doc's office and first thing he asked was, 'that sounds like bronchitis, how long have you had it?' Having arranged for xrays etc to check for pneumonia, he advised that men tend to lie low and wait things out, and admonished that anything out of the ordinary at (>60) should be checked immediately.

More to the point, you use bum guns? Anyone else fessing up to this?

[AntRobertson]

If you're over 60 and it's repetitive, are you sure it's just cramps?

Pretty sure, it's definitely muscular (and well under 60 for what it's worth).

More to the point, you use bum guns? Anyone else fessing up to this?

Damn straight!

I miss them when I'm not in Thailand.

[Neverna]

feels like I've been punched repeatedly in the gut.

It's the ultra-powerful 1 inch punch that has been sent anonymously to you via the interwebs from somewhere near Brisbane.

The TD ignore function triples the power of the punch, allegedly.

[Neverna]

My daily moan : shaved pussy. This has GOT to end. The prickles interrupt my vinegar stroke.

Plucking is a superior method.

[Mendip]

^ I swear by them. The worst thing about a UK Christmas will be the lack of bum guns.

I have a moan today.

Last night the wife was staying with her sick mum, so when I went to bed I took Dan, our 13 year-old dog. She looked so cold sleeping in the workshop with the other dogs.

Dan snuggled up under the duvet, and did a massive wee about 4am.

The wife goes mental if the dogs come in the house, so after I sneaked Dan out this morning I had to say that I'd wet the bed in the night.

She's giving me some really strange looks today.

[Mendip]

Whoops...

Out of sync there... I swear by bum guns... not shaved pussy! Although....

[NamPikToot]

Mendip, great tip. I'll blame the dog next time i piss the bed.

[nidhogg]

More to the point, you use bum guns? Anyone else fessing up to this?

Hell yes.

Like Mendip I damn miss them when I am back in UK. Back to using toilet paper normally has me bleeding in a few days if I am not super careful.

[bowie]

definitely not through lack of hydration since I daily drink enough water to drown a fish

electrolytes?

http://bmjopensem.bmj.com/content/5/1/e000478

Water intake after dehydration makes muscles more susceptible to cramp but electrolytes reverse that effect


My solution to cramping is a bottle of gatorade post dehydrating exercise routine

[AntRobertson]

Hmmm.... you might be on to something there. There is a marked difference in my Mon-Fri cf. Sat-Sun water intakes so maybe that’s triggering something. Some sort of relative dehydration maybe. Worth giving some Gatorade a crack anyways.

[David48atTD]

Ant, forget the supplements like Gatorade.

Have a banana ... (eaten, not inserted)

[VocalNeal]

electrolytes?

http://bmjopensem.bmj.com/content/5/1/e000478

Water intake after dehydration makes muscles more susceptible to cramp but electrolytes reverse that effect


My solution to cramping is a bottle of gatorade post dehydrating exercise routine

Magnesium tablets.

[Chittychangchang]

That lamb curry last night has made my lower intestines drop in the loo.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Sharing is caring.
Jesus wept, never again

[Latindancer]

feels like I've been punched repeatedly in the gut.

Karma is a bitch, isn't it ?


My own karma has been to find a woman who is (with no exaggeration) 10 times more loving, sensual, better cook (and more, but you wouldn't believe me) than the previous model.

[NamPikToot]

LD wrong thread, that should be in the daily cheer thread.

[AntRobertson]

Karma is a bitch, isn't it ?

No but forgetting 'Ignore!' is.

Anyways it feels like I've been punched in the gut, something you'll never do tough guy, but noted that Mr. Self-Professed Compassionate Buddhist is once again engaged in petty and churlish schadenfreude.

My own karma has been to find a woman who is (with no exaggeration) 10 times more loving, sensual, better cook (and more, but you wouldn't believe me) than the previous model.

Cool. And how long until she works out that you're a miserable, self-absorbed, whiny fishwife and dumps your ass too because, you know, karma.

[Switch]

Cool. And how long until she works out that you're a miserable, self-absorbed, whiny fishwife and dumps your ass too because, you know, karma.

.... only he won't post it on here, the wrinkly old mongrel is too afraid of criticism.

(I wonder what that powder is that she's sprinkling in his porrige).

The poor old jellyfish is only waiting to find out how much the divorce will cost him. I wonder if that will get posted in the daily moan?