Daily Moan

**Bettyboo** · 12-09-2019, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by jabir

Right turner bolts as they do, u-turner also quick off the mark, straight into R and P goes down. No serious injury, but an iota of sense between the pair of them and it never would have happened.

That's not a bad result by Thai standards, and neither of them will learn from the experience...

&, the BMI is total crap; designed for small framed folks...

**panama hat** · 12-09-2019, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

and the rest if you didn't lie about your height

A short-arse at 180cm . . . pfft . . . I spit on his head from a great height

**Luigi** · 12-09-2019, 04:50 PM

^ He's taller lying down.

**David48atTD** · 12-09-2019, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

^ He's taller lying down.

Not anymore he ain't.

But, just quietly, I think his finger slipped when it said 180cm

**Luigi** · 12-09-2019, 05:28 PM

^ 43.5 (Size 9) shoes.

Average height: 5'8 (173cm.)

Oh Dilly Short Ass.

**Luigi** · 12-09-2019, 05:30 PM

Cujo and JPPR2's 5'8 club has a new member.

**happynz** · 12-09-2019, 05:41 PM

I'm accepting new members to the "too tall to live, too weird to die" club.

Me: 188cm, 48 (size 13) shoes

We have our own t-shirt too. Beat that, short arses... 555

**tomcat** · 12-09-2019, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by happynz

Beat that, short arses

...The LPSG (Large Penis Support Group) is now accepting applications...

**panama hat** · 12-09-2019, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by happynz

Me: 188cm

185 . . . almost

**NamPikToot** · 12-09-2019, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Cujo and JPPR2's 5'8 club has a new member.

Fukers, i spent my teens hanging upside down praying to get to 5' 6", thr glamrock era was great fof us mid ranged people.

**AntRobertson** · 12-09-2019, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Fukers, i spent my teens hanging upside down praying to get to 5' 6", thr glamrock era was great fof us mid ranged people.

And you were calling me a midget??

**NamPikToot** · 12-09-2019, 06:38 PM

Its not the size of the man its the size of the chip on his shoulder that counts..

**AntRobertson** · 12-09-2019, 06:42 PM

I’ll take your word for that... wee fella.

**NamPikToot** · 12-09-2019, 06:47 PM

With size 14 feet, hated the nikname golfclub in school.

**Bettyboo** · 12-09-2019, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

An answer to the question precisely nobody asked...

Dill is officially the biggest moaner on TD!

How many of the top 6 are English? We'd want at least 5 out of 6 on a moan thread...

Keep up the good work, Dilly.

**panama hat** · 13-09-2019, 04:27 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

How many of the top 6 are English? We'd want at least 5 out of 6 on a moan thread...

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

wee fella

Says . . . Ant?

My father always told me that being 6' is the minimum to succeed in life . . . luckily I just scraped in, chilled or the first 50 years of my life and let fate guide me

**NamPikToot** · 13-09-2019, 07:05 AM

Its difficult to be taken seriously at meetings when all you are doing is staring at peoples ties, gives you neck ache too. The only bonus is you can legitimately get away with staring at womens tits.

**VocalNeal** · 13-09-2019, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

How many of the top 6 are English? We'd want at least 5 out of 6 on a moan thread...

Keep up the good work, Dilly.

Hey i resemble that remark. But re-branded myself a long while ago...

**cyrille** · 13-09-2019, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Its difficult to be taken seriously at meetings when all you are doing is staring at peoples ties, gives you neck ache too. The only bonus is you can legitimately get away with staring at womens tits.

I thought you said you got picked on at rugby because you were so fast, not because you're a midget runt?

**NamPikToot** · 13-09-2019, 10:58 AM

You got a thing about averaged sized people, whats that matter are we back to the reason you became a school ductator, makes you feel big.

**cyrille** · 13-09-2019, 11:03 AM

Do you know what a University is?

How it's different from the fifth form you left at Easter?

**NamPikToot** · 13-09-2019, 11:28 AM

Do you know what a good one is? Where'd you go, Aston. Still did you did you my short arse bone i tossed you.

**David48atTD** · 13-09-2019, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

An answer to the question precisely nobody asked...

Dill is officially the biggest moaner on TD!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

How many of the top 6 are English? We'd want at least 5 out of 6 on a moan thread...

Keep up the good work, Dilly.

As the Pilots often refrain ...

Q/ How do you know you have a load of soap-dodgers (English) on the plane?

A/ When we switch the engines off and we can still hear the whining

**cyrille** · 13-09-2019, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Do you know what a good one is? Where'd you go, Aston.

Recognised as having the second best teaching quality of any university (after Cambridge) in the UK, you numpty.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Still did you did you my short arse bone i tossed you.

**NamPikToot** · 13-09-2019, 11:57 AM

good guess then, the 80s weren't so bostin ya Brummie muppet. English as in learning to be understood?

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